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Author Topic: Lolalovely Newark  (Read 1644 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2512801) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Ravanelli

https://www.adultwork.com/2512801   https://www.adultwork.com/xxlolalovelyxx

This girl has a lot of positive reviews on AW that include the comments, 'Beautiful Girl', 'Lovely special lady', absolutely gorgeous' and 'easy parking', only the latter comment is in any way accurate.
I booked Lola for an hour since she was running a £70 special offer for the hour, her fee for thirty minutes was only £60 so seemed a no brainer. Lola rents a council flat from though obviously not directly from the council, it was pretty clear that her landlord was sub-letting as she was telling me she'd been told not to let the gas engineer in to do the compulsory  annual gas safety check by her landlord. He is obviously one of the many arseholes who is stealing social housing away from those that really need it and may well get a jail sentence if he is caught, fingers crossed, but I digress, which is very easy when thinking about this punt.

Lola is very plain looking, about 35 and she actually has quite bad skin which she masks to a degree with concealer. You would IMHO be disappointed after reading comments describing her as beautiful. In general this was one of the most bizarre experiences I've encountered, Lola obviously likes to be thought of as a nice honest genuine girl and the honesty started when she told me that her offer was only for 'normal sex', it was obvious to me that she was skirting round what she actually meant and I asked, 'as opposed to what?' She then waffled something about most men not lasting long and it was clear that I wasn't going to get the full hour promised on her website. She asked for the money upfront which is probably just as well for her as I'd have paid for the half hour given the speed of the appointment. The sex was generally shit, lacklustre and mechanical. I went down on her briefly and she wouldn't even open her legs properly, it was clear that she was in no way committed to actually earning the money she'd taken. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she knows how to suck cock but it was over all too briefly.
Afterwards, she hurriedly got dressed and seemed in even more of a hurry to roll herself a fag... Yes, she's a classy bird. She must have then been overtaken by some degree of remorse because she apologised for it being so shit, specifically she said, 'I'm sorry that the earth didn't move for you.' She then went on to describe how she was packing it all in as she wanted a boyfriend and a kid and told me how her last relationship had failed due to her prossying. She also told me that she'd been 'caning' the Viagra gel sachets at a rate of 25 per week to keep herself ready for action but even these weren't working anymore. First time I've heard of a prossy doing this but I left her with the comment that whilst the money is nice you really need to enjoy sex to be a working girl, I don't think she heard, she had the door open and was fixated on lighting up her rolly.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2014, 03:11:20 PM by Ravanelli »


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Offline Ipunter


Thank fuck I saw this, I was going to see her this morning but I sent her a message 4 days ago and only just got a response this morning. 

I'll give this one a miss

Ravanelli

Thank fuck I saw this, I was going to see her this morning but I sent her a message 4 days ago and only just got a response this morning. 

I'll give this one a miss

I checked for a review before I saw her and fell victim to the amazing AW reviews again. I know better but I took a chance.  :dash:

Offline Ipunter

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2512801

Anyone ever seen this lady? Theres no mention at all of her on this forum, but she has a load of positive feedback

I questioned meeting her the other day


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Ravanelli

She'll be gone as soon as she gets wind of this review. She's trying to cane as much as possible from short offer punts before she packs it in.

Brilliant review mate and very funny. She sounded shit though from your description of the punt.

Offline Taggart

Her profile and pics have never got me excited.
And it proves there is sod all between the A1 and the North Sea in that part of the country.

Just shows how much fake feedback is floating around too.

https://www.adultwork.com/2512801   https://www.adultwork.com/xxlolalovelyxx

This girl has a lot of positive reviews on AW that include the comments, 'Beautiful Girl', 'Lovely special lady', absolutely gorgeous' and 'easy parking', only the latter comment is in any way accurate.
I booked Lola for an hour since she was running a £70 special offer for the hour, her fee for thirty minutes was only £60 so seemed a no brainer. Lola rents a council flat from though obviously not directly from the council, it was pretty clear that her landlord was sub-letting as she was telling me she'd been told not to let the gas engineer in to do the compulsory  annual gas safety check by her landlord. He is obviously one of the many arseholes who is stealing social housing away from those that really need it and may well get a jail sentence if he is caught, fingers crossed, but I digress, which is very easy when thinking about this punt.

Lola is very plain looking, about 35 and she actually has quite bad skin which she masks to a degree with concealer. You would IMHO be disappointed after reading comments describing her as beautiful. In general this was one of the most bizarre experiences I've encountered, Lola obviously likes to be thought of as a nice honest genuine girl and the honesty started when she told me that her offer was only for 'normal sex', it was obvious to me that she was skirting round what she actually meant and I asked, 'as opposed to what?' She then waffled something about most men not lasting long and it was clear that I wasn't going to get the full hour promised on her website. She asked for the money upfront which is probably just as well for her as I'd have paid for the half hour given the speed of the appointment. The sex was generally shit, lacklustre and mechanical. I went down on her briefly and she wouldn't even open her legs properly, it was clear that she was in no way committed to actually earning the money she'd taken. The one positive thing I can say about her is that she knows how to suck cock but it was over all too briefly.
Afterwards, she hurriedly got dressed and seemed in even more of a hurry to roll herself a fag... Yes, she's a classy bird. She must have then been overtaken by some degree of remorse because she apologised for it being so shit, specifically she said, 'I'm sorry that the earth didn't move for you.' She then went on to describe how she was packing it all in as she wanted a boyfriend and a kid and told me how her last relationship had failed due to her prossying. She also told me that she'd been 'caning' the Viagra gel sachets at a rate of 25 per week to keep herself ready for action but even these weren't working anymore. First time I've heard of a prossy doing this but I left her with the comment that whilst the money is nice you really need to enjoy sex to be a working girl, I don't think she heard, she had the door open and was fixated on lighting up her rolly.

It wasn't just me who was glad to get the fuck out of there then??

Totally agree with you - a horrible experience


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Ravanelli

It wasn't just me who was glad to get the fuck out of there then??

Totally agree with you - a horrible experience

Not just you imp but are you telling me that you could have warned me?  :unknown:

If time travel had been invented  :dance:

Offline Turtle Z

Lolalove69 in Newark. Is this the same girl by any chance?

https://www.adultwork.com/2967180





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Offline Ipunter

Lolalove69 in Newark. Is this the same girl by any chance?

https://www.adultwork.com/2967180

Guess so. I thought she was hanging up the stockings??


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