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this may be the same girl - it's certainly the same management though note the difference in prices
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Contact was by text (to the first number), quickly answered by someone who understood English, rapidly making a short-notice booking.
Three tiers of service offered in the text
Massage (with B2B + HE) 30min/60min £50/£80
FS 15min/30min/60min £50/£60/£100
Nuru 30min/60min £80/£120
Made my way to location, it's a clean recently converted flat in a renovated industrial warehouse on one of the roads running south from Fishergate (NOT the usual Cross St/Winckley Sq flats)
Easy to find the flat, girl opened the door let me in.
No relationship to the photos. Aged 40+, around 5'5", size 10, B cups. Not unattractive. Dressed in black PVC minidress with inset metal ringed holes. Didn't notice any other clothing. No English whatsoever. I've forgotten her name - was totally unpronounceable to me. Managed to work out she claims to come from Hong Kong - but the way she pronounced it makes that unlikely.
Using her phone offered me 30min/60min £60/£100 for unspecified services. I selected the hour and paid. (Note that the prices offered by text were bollocks, and Nuru would have been impossible on the bed)
We both stripped off, got on the bed. I was bemused by her pubic hair, which was a kind of reverse landing strip. Clipped short, but the strip above her vagina was shaved, leaving short pubic hair either side. Weird.
To action. She made a gesture to give me a hand job, but I shook my head, and managed to make her understand I wanted a massage first. OK, she understood. She gave me a massage, sort of. Oily random rubbing of back, followed by rapid pummelling of back and limbs which were no more than a series of rabbit punches. Weird.
After 20 mins she motioned for me to roll over, so I did. She made another hand job gesture, but I decided it was time to take control. Got her on her back, licked her nipples (pink not brown), she looked at me as if I was weird. Weird.
Moved down to her pussy, tried RO. Bloody near impossible to do, it was almost as if her pussy was glued shut - it was virtually impossible to get a tongue in there. The few times I managed it she jumped in the air as if she'd been stuck with a pin. Trying to touch her brought the same reaction - even just touching the clit hood made her jump. Really weird.
I gave up and got her to give me a hand job (FS with Parkinson's doesn't work very well) which she achieved (with a lot of effort) but at least it was something she understood and knew what to do. She would have let me fuck her, but given her reaction to having her vagina touched I reckon that would have been a disaster.
After that we just laid down on the bed together for a while with me gently massaging her back and tits - which she again seemed confused by.
This girl is seriously in the wrong job. God knows how she ever got into the sex business. She hasn't got a clue what she's doing and I suspect she's straight off the 'plane. She's obviously not been through the usual Chinese training/indoctrination classes - which is surprising as she appears to share management with the Preston and Chorley "Pink Rose" parlours (among others).
All in all, really fucking weird.
