Miss Selfish - Chancery Lane

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I'm getting out of the game for the foreseeable future, but thought I'd sign off with this review from a few months back as I go.

I'd contacted Alice (Miss Selfish) in advance via the AW email system and arranged to meet.  I then confirmed by phone on the day and she texted me her location.  I had an infuriating/comedy moment when my phone suddenly had no signal whatsoever at the end of her road, solved by the IT Crowd-approved method of switching it off and on again until it behaved.  In the meantime, Alice had realised I was having problems and had texted me her door number anyway.  She has a flat on the third floor of a building tucked down a side street only a couple of minutes' walk from Chancery Lane tube station.

When Alice emerged from behind the door, I'm ashamed to say that I did have second thoughts as while she has a pleasing petite and curvy figure I thought she looked rather plain facially.  However, as she'd come across as very nice in both her email and phone communications (and has great legs) I decided to stay.  That was a good decision.

As per her profile I'd asked her to dress in her standard garb of a black dress with stockings and heels.  She'd elected to go without knickers, so I was greeted by the very welcome sight of a golden-copper bush as her dress rode up while we got to know each other on the sofa.  Alice was quite giggly, which I took as an endearing sign of nervousness with a new client, and turned out to be a very willing kisser.

After a while we moved to the bedroom, where she took off her dress and bra to reveal surprisingly large boobs and a lovely rounded bum.  I like ladies to keep their heels on and she did this throughout our meeting without me asking, so that was a nice touch.

I knew upfront that Alice doesn't do OWO, and have now discovered that covered oral doesn't really do it for me, however she has no problem with RO and fingering.  Condoms were deployed with her mouth and we indulged in some mish between her milking two pops out of me in the hour.

There was plenty of kissing and cuddling in between rounds and Alice comes across as a really nice, fun lady.  Her English is very good, so conversation was easy.  She's certainly not a clockwatcher, as she actually had to leave the bedroom to find out how we were doing for time when I asked her!

The flat's close to public transport, although it may not be suitable for you if you have difficulties climbing quite a few stairs.  The bathroom was clean (I was amused by the barbed wire toilet seat) and Alice was a pleasure to get up close and personal with.

If you're looking for a lady who'll engage with you and provide a very good GFE then I've no hesitation in recommending her.

 

[herbie007]

Thanks for the review

I’ve had her in my hot list for a while now, but it’s the no OWO that’s kept me away, might make an exception though, if anything just to see her hairy fanny.

Good luck with the future. 

[maxjabby]

Thanks for the review

I’ve had her in my hot list for a while now, but it’s the no OWO that’s kept me away, might make an exception though, if anything just to see her hairy fanny.

Good luck with the future. 

My thoughts exactly haha 

[barnstorm123]

Her legs look stunning in that profile pic she has. I'm tempted to see her just for those legs in those heels. The "plain face" comment is a bit off-putting. Hopefully its plain-but-attractive.

[domino131]

She's been well reviewed here several times in the past and I think she's a pretty reliably good punt.  For me I thought she was fine facially - kind of a girl-next-door look - and it was more that she wasn't quite as slim as her profile and PG gallery pictures suggested - not a fatty by any means, just maybe a dress size more than I expected.

She doesn't appear to do a great deal of the more wild things like OWO or facials/CIM etc, and certainly no anal or anything like that, but for me the main selling point was that she seemed to be genuinely into it, which is incredibly rare IMO.  If I wanted to do something kinky I'd go elsewhere, but I found that with her it really was like the kind of sex you might have with a girlfriend or a civvy that you'd pulled.

Has her hair colour changed recently by the way?  When I saw her she was kind of a dirty blonde/light brunette, but her profile currently says 'red brown'.

[barnstorm123]

and it was more that she wasn't quite as slim as her profile and PG gallery pictures suggested - not a fatty by any means, just maybe a dress size more than I expected.

Every single WG I've seen from AW has been at least one dress size larger than the one stated. They all seem to think that blokes won't touch anything above a size 8.