Link External Link/Members OnlyWhen June 2024
Price £60 - 1 hour
Location Bayswater, W2
Name and Appearance Linda. 30s Hungarian. 6/10. One or two rotten teeth. Pictures are airbrushed and she has several moles on her back (and if I remember correctly one near a breast, could be wrong). Very soft skin which was nice for B2B.
Communication Email gets auto-reply number (it failed when I tried but she fixed it when I DMd). SMS was efficient with more instructions than Tom Cruise getting a mission (she really does not want to get busted) but not overly onerous to be fair.
Location and Room Surrounding area is nice and fairly discreet and building is nice enough, but as has been much-discussed the flat is quite a sorry state of affairs. Very small with a single bed rather than a table, quite messy, not very clean and it is the single biggest reason why this review isn't green. If dingy, seedy-feeling places turn you on then look no further, but part of my enjoyment of massage is being in a nice place and this flat gets a fail on that front.
Services B2B with HR included
Linda greeted me nicely and we sorted out the paperwork. She asked how I wanted to split the hour and I said 45 minutes massage and about 15 minutes of playtime because I wanted a proper back massage. She said I could feel her body and touch her tits but asked that I don't touch her sensitive nipples (which resulted in me not touching her tits all that much, fortunately she has a nice arse). Started with a decent back massage before going into B2B which was well done and the highlight of which was her soft skin.
I was enjoying her soft arse so much that I asked if she could B2B her back with my front but she said she was "not a gymnast". Bummer. Perhaps I could have asked if she'd be into reverse massage, but given her strict MO I doubt it. That said, there was nice face-to-face, breathing and CC swipes throughout the B2B.
As far as the HR went, per my previous review HR is not my favourite thing and she couldn't get me off in the first round. Her technique was good and she double-handed it nicely, but there was no dirty talk whatsoever despite my best efforts to initiate it and that could have gone a long way down there. We got there in the second round though, I think she took it as a challenge

. We actually didn't go for a full hour and finished at 45 minutes, so she sweetly offered me £10 change, which amused me considerably.
Would I Go Back? No, I would not want to go back to that flat and the moles and teeth were a fair bit of a turn-off. Tits were not that fab either, even if she granted full access. Her attitude I would describe as professional and pleasant, but I did not get any flirting or jerk-off encouragement though YMMV. She offers a shower but I did not want to imagine the state of that. Good VFM for B2B which is why I picked her, but squarely a no regrets one-off for me for the reasons stated. Any questions, please ask!