- Lucy & Tila - Relax Life Richmond

[Iz88]

After hearing a lot about Lucy and her magnificent chest, i decided to take the plunge. Drove 12 miles south of the river to Richmond where she is now based. Called her up during the day to book and she obliged.

Peak hour traffic got me real edgy as I was excited to try her out after the recommendations on the thread..

Got there and parked up on a ressy road, risked it as i couldnt find anywhere else close to the shop. Thought id be quick anyways so f it. Walked through the front discreetly as it is located on a busy road with lots of traffic and a pub opposite.

Was greeted by Lucy who i recognised from a shop in Hammersmith, and i remembered walking away because i did not fancy her. But I did not drive 1h30m across town to come home with blue balls so i decided on a 45m for £45. Paid by card as there was no cash point around and she asked if i wanted 4 hands. I said sure and she showed me 2 girls in the room, one blonde asian and one dark haired asian. She asked me to choose and i said i did not mind either and paid an extra £35.

Led down to the room and stripped off. Both girls came in, Lucy came and grabbed my cock and lied me down on the table. Both started a real good strong 4 handed massage which was just immense. I felt relaxed and excited as i was getting my lower half rubbed along with a decent shoulder massage. Some ok swipes, but nothing too sensual. We chatted a lot of BS as her and Tila swapped positions, one focusing on lower and the other upper

She then started the negotiation of £60 per girl for naked b2b and HE. I said sure and paid up another 120 (Wtf) and started with the b2b. Lucy took of her top and i was not that impressed with her chest. Its ok but nothing compared to the likes of Chloe Massage, who had a bit more of a tear dropped shape and a heavy sag. But she did have some nice bullet nipples whcih i had in mouth several times. Tila was taller and had similar sized boobs which were suckable too. I had both their nips squeezed at the same time but Lucy kept trying to hammer my face with her tits and Tila could not help but laugh, which kind off killed the mood as I wanted something abit more sexy, Lucy was extremely playful.

Busted after about 10 mins of action and got cleaned up and left. Tila got dressed quick and went upstairs and Lucy hung about for abit. Had some small talk and she mentioned that she has 14 other girls working for her in the shop and that they are all "sexy". I did not fancy Lucy much but maybe she does the trick for others.

I was quite pissed that i spent £200 in all but the 4 handed massage was good, not sure if it was worth the spend. This review should be a low positive/high neutral and i wont be returning

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[Stevelondon]

Could have been worse. You might have got a parking ticket or worse still. Towed away. 

[scutty brown]

................... Drove 12 miles south of the river to Richmond where she is now base....................

I think your geography is confused........
Richmond is ON the Thames, not 12 miles south of it

[longlegs]

Thanks for the review OP. May I ask what it was about Lucy you didn't fancy? Was it weight? Age? Face? Quite tempted to give her a go based on the service described but I prefer to be attracted to the person as well so in the absence of pics could you describe her a bit more please? Cheers

[sparkus]

Yes, I remember your comments about Hammersmith back then.

I suppose I find Lucy reasonably attractive, she's either my age or slightly older/younger so I'd consider her in decent nick for that.  Her chebs have not only not gained any sag over the years but I'd say they're larger than most Chinese women working in these kind of shops.  Her arse is goddamn flat though.

[LLPunting]

I think your geography is confused........
Richmond is ON the Thames, not 12 miles south of it

Just don't completely shatter his illusion about length and start talking inches.

[PumpDump]

I really don't get the appeal of four hands, especially when you don't know what you will get. I'd much rather spend the £200 for two appoints back to back and enjoy a full hour with each girl. I'd only consider a four hand if I had both girls previously and was guaranteed a full hour of filth.

[Tedbandy]

Years ago my one and only 4 hander I couldn't even get a boner.

I had two fitties having turns on a flaccid cock!

[PumpDump]

Years ago my one and only 4 hander I couldn't even get a boner.

I had two fitties having turns on a flaccid cock!

Nightmare!

[sparkus]

I really don't get the appeal of four hands, especially when you don't know what you will get. I'd much rather spend the £200 for two appoints back to back and enjoy a full hour with each girl. I'd only consider a four hand if I had both girls previously and was guaranteed a full hour of filth.

I've only ever done it when it's been thrown in as a freebie or they've made some stupidly low offer to give work to someone on a slow day.

Not that much to write home about and I was worried the regular would be more bashful in front of her colleague.

Granted some on here have had sponteneous PSE with them but not me.

[Duron]

Is it the Lucy from FUHE Shepherds Bush I saw last May 2023?

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Hi Iz88      ... great work going for the 4 hands and thanks for the review 

[maxrosary]

After hearing a lot about Lucy and her magnificent chest, i decided to take the plunge. Drove 12 miles south of the river to Richmond where she is now based. Called her up during the day to book and she obliged.

Peak hour traffic got me real edgy as I was excited to try her out after the recommendations on the thread..

Got there and parked up on a ressy road, risked it as i couldnt find anywhere else close to the shop. Thought id be quick anyways so f it. Walked through the front discreetly as it is located on a busy road with lots of traffic and a pub opposite.

Was greeted by Lucy who i recognised from a shop in Hammersmith, and i remembered walking away because i did not fancy her. But I did not drive 1h30m across town to come home with blue balls so i decided on a 45m for £45. Paid by card as there was no cash point around and she asked if i wanted 4 hands. I said sure and she showed me 2 girls in the room, one blonde asian and one dark haired asian. She asked me to choose and i said i did not mind either and paid an extra £35.

Led down to the room and stripped off. Both girls came in, Lucy came and grabbed my cock and lied me down on the table. Both started a real good strong 4 handed massage which was just immense. I felt relaxed and excited as i was getting my lower half rubbed along with a decent shoulder massage. Some ok swipes, but nothing too sensual. We chatted a lot of BS as her and Tila swapped positions, one focusing on lower and the other upper

She then started the negotiation of £60 per girl for naked b2b and HE. I said sure and paid up another 120 (Wtf) and started with the b2b. Lucy took of her top and i was not that impressed with her chest. Its ok but nothing compared to the likes of Chloe Massage, who had a bit more of a tear dropped shape and a heavy sag. But she did have some nice bullet nipples whcih i had in mouth several times. Tila was taller and had similar sized boobs which were suckable too. I had both their nips squeezed at the same time but Lucy kept trying to hammer my face with her tits and Tila could not help but laugh, which kind off killed the mood as I wanted something abit more sexy, Lucy was extremely playful.

Busted after about 10 mins of action and got cleaned up and left. Tila got dressed quick and went upstairs and Lucy hung about for abit. Had some small talk and she mentioned that she has 14 other girls working for her in the shop and that they are all "sexy". I did not fancy Lucy much but maybe she does the trick for others.

I was quite pissed that i spent £200 in all but the 4 handed massage was good, not sure if it was worth the spend. This review should be a low positive/high neutral and i wont be returning

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Who would you say was the youngest/prettiest in the establishment?
From reading your review I get the idea that she is old and not very attractive.

[Iz88]

Who would you say was the youngest/prettiest in the establishment?
From reading your review I get the idea that she is old and not very attractive.

i havent seen the full roster but id rate both around 6/10. Again some would find them attractive, depending what your taste is like. Just wasnt mine.

[Duron]

I called FUHE. They confirmed that 'Lucy' is now at Richmond - so it would be the same girl with big rack I saw last May 2023. But they referred to her as 'Linda'. Bullet nipples. And bubbly personality.