Lilly - Lambeth

[Infinityland]

This happened within the last 4 months.

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Comms - Done via text, quick responses.

Price - I think it was £130 for an hour incl. B2B and HJ.

Location - A lovely, well kept flat near the Garden Museum in Lambeth.

Girl - Pics are representative. She a classic hottie and a must-see if you like the blemish-free insta-model type. I'm not that fussed by this type though.

Meet - I'll keep this brief as she's very well reviewed on here. She started with a very professional and slightly formal introduction, explaining the format of the service. She looked gorgeous in her gym-wear. She started with a firm massage, at my request, and this was one of the strongest massages I've ever had and exactly what I needed. I was well and truly tenderised by the end of the first half. The chat was good and she's a very intelligent woman. I really enjoyed this part. About 30/40 minutes in she stripped and started the supposedly sensual stuff. She did some body slides and various other boob sliding before ending up straddling me, bum in my face, and jerking me off like an awkward teenager having his first frenzied wank. This really didn't do it for me and I found it hard to come, but managed in the end. She also didn't ease off the frenzied tugging as I was coming and it was a pretty unpleasant sensation. Cleaned-up and left after some more chat.

Return - Yes, but for a massage only.

Summary - Lovely girl, very attractive, great strong massage but her style for the sensual stuff didn't work for me at all. I felt like I was paying a premium rate just to get jerked-off by a hottie.

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for that.
She is certainly well reviewed and I’ve no doubt in my mind….. a real looker.
I quite fancy her to be honest.

But there’s just enough in this review and others to let me know that sensual and erotic is not something Lilly does very well.
Adding to that the fact that I never ever (not ever) want a hard, firm, strong massage by anyone other than a physio etc.
then it’s doubtful I’ll ever book her.

Sigh……. But she does look so hot 🥵

[Ivor Hunch]

not sure what happened with Lilly-  years of glowing reviews and then the wheels seem to have come off

[zoro001]

I guess she is fine if someone is looking for a good massage with her, and nothing more.
In my opinion there are many better options out there who are more worth the money.

[Stevelondon]

not sure what happened with Lilly-  years of glowing reviews and then the wheels seem to have come off

I think it’s difficult to maintain any kind of enthusiasm no matter what kind of work you’re involved in. Never mind one where your running your hands over blokes bodies everyday and wanking them off.


Now please don’t all start coming out with stuff like,
“I wish I was getting £120/60 in my job, so she should be bloody enthusiastic all the time” 

I’m just saying that’s all 🤷🏼

[CooperCar]

I like Lilly, but as others have mentioned, mainly for a proper massage these days. Used to visit her often but her routine for anything sensual just became too boring.

And yes she should be enthusiastic, my jaw dropped when she told me how much she makes a year lol

[jamiekinkxxx]

I like Lilly, but as others have mentioned, mainly for a proper massage these days. Used to visit her often but her routine for anything sensual just became too boring.

And yes she should be enthusiastic, my jaw dropped when she told me how much she makes a year lol

Probably between £200k and £250k I would imagine

[CooperCar]

Probably between £200k and £250k I would imagine

Actually not that much

[zoro001]

Assuming she makes 200 each day, times 300 (days) and she takes 65 days off for holidays, we would be around 80.000, not taxed obviously and I doubt they will be taxed.
For a normal employed person to make that much money and have them in their pocket after being taxed,you should make over 140k py, meaning they are in very high positions with a lot of responsibilities.
So considering all of that, yes, I would be a lil bit more enthusiastic if I was in Lily’s shoes.
 
Second option would be to change job, but I don’t think McDonald pays that much.

[jamiekinkxxx]

Probably between £200k and £250k I would imagine

I did calc on the assumption of more booking in a day so maybe closer to this (other assumptions remain the same)

£120ph:

... maybe(?) 5 bookings a day = £600 per day
... maybe(?) 6 days a week = £3,600 per week so 4week month = £14,400 per month (as she isn't having sexual contact she need not take 1 week a month off)
... maybe(?) works 46 weeks (i.e 8 weeks holiday) in the year = £158,400

[jamiekinkxxx]

Assuming she makes 200 each day, times 300 (days) and she takes 65 days off for holidays, we would be around 80.000, not taxed obviously and I doubt they will be taxed.
For a normal employed person to make that much money and have them in their pocket after being taxed,you should make over 140k py, meaning they are in very high positions with a lot of responsibilities.
So considering all of that, yes, I would be a lil bit more enthusiastic if I was in Lily’s shoes.
 
Second option would be to change job, but I don’t think McDonald pays that much.

Why do you say that? You do not know she doesn't pay tax. Many escorts will pay tax.

PS: £200 x 300 = £60k not £80k 

[Stevelondon]

Why do you say that? You do not know she doesn't pay tax. Many escorts will pay tax.

PS: £200 x 300 = £60k not £80k 

He was including tips 

[zoro001]

Sorry for the miscalculation.
But the fact remains, they are paid like the ceo of Jp Morgan, so the least would be to show some gratitude.
Also, I am sure they pay taxes, probably on 10% of their income.

[Fuzzyduck]

Sorry for the miscalculation.
But the fact remains, they are paid like the ceo of Jp Morgan, so the least would be to show some gratitude.
Also, I am sure they pay taxes, probably on 10% of their income.

What a dumb thing to say. You're not exactly covering yourself in glory here are you?

[zoro001]

What a dumb thing to say. You're not exactly covering yourself in glory here are you?

Well, if you think that getting those kind of money and showing a bad attitude its ok, then i am fine with that.

i guess i am entitled to have my opinion?

[jamiekinkxxx]

Well, if you think that getting those kind of money and showing a bad attitude its ok, then i am fine with that.

i guess i am entitled to have my opinion?

of course you are BUT Jamie Dimon (CEO of JP Morgan) was paid $36miliion in 2023.

"In an SEC filing seen by Fortune, JPMorgan's board approved a compensation increase from $34.5 million in 2022 to $36 million for 2023. The salary package is made up of a $1.5 million base pay and $34.5 million in performance-based variable incentive compensation."

That is what FD was referrring too, which is way above any amount an escort may earn in any given year!

[zoro001]

of course you are BUT Jamie Dimon (CEO of JP Morgan) was paid $36miliion in 2023.

"In an SEC filing seen by Fortune, JPMorgan's board approved a compensation increase from $34.5 million in 2022 to $36 million for 2023. The salary package is made up of a $1.5 million base pay and $34.5 million in performance-based variable incentive compensation."

That is what FD was referrring too, which is way above any amount an escort may earn in any given year!

Ok i didnt think you were going to take it like that ahahahah

[Fuzzyduck]

Ok i didnt think you were going to take it like that ahahahah

My general point was that you seem to be acting like a dick and giving her a hard time for no apparent reason. Have you actually seen her to base your judgement that there's better VFM elsewhere? The review doesn't say she shows no gratitude nor that she look down on her clients. It says she is weak, unskilled even, on the sensual part of her B2B service and is over-enthusiastic on the hand-job, just like a teenager. I'd agree with this having been under her as well.

[zoro001]

My general point was that you seem to be acting like a dick and giving her a hard time for no apparent reason. Have you actually seen her to base your judgement that there's better VFM elsewhere? The review doesn't say she shows no gratitude nor that she look down on her clients. It says she is weak, unskilled even, on the sensual part of her B2B service and is over-enthusiastic on the hand-job, just like a teenager. I'd agree with this having been under her as well.

Quoting Ivor: not sure what happened with Lilly-  years of glowing reviews and then the wheels seem to have come off

I am not giving HER a hard time, was just a general thought. I think being unskilled, as you say, is part maybe of not liking so much what you do.
I guess that someone, after seeing 100's of men would probably know by now how to act/move? if you dont is because you dont give a fuck.
Just my personal thought.
I didnt try her services yet, and i will never. had a couple of message exchanges and the vibe was off, so i didnt go ahead.

You seem to be taking it so personal, is she your gf? I had seen this already a few times on this forum.

The whole point for me, after having tested a couple of therapist with bad attitude or unskilled, is that our money have to be worth it. All these girls are increasing the prices and the service sometimes is rubbish. So i think they should be more worth it.

After few years i can already feel by text if they are only there to get your money, or if they want to get your money and provide a good service.
Maybe you dont mind if the first dig in your pockets, i do so i go for the latter.

All the best.

[Stevelondon]

“Is she your gf”.         Nearly spat my cocoa out 

Fuzzy should be so lucky 

[Fuzzyduck]

“Is she your gf”.         Nearly spat my cocoa out 

Fuzzy should be so lucky 

He's quite hilarious, I agree.

[deg_dilemma]

“I wish I was getting £120/60 in my job, so she should be bloody enthusiastic all the time” 

But it is true, money is a huge motivator, at least for some length of time. Maybe she has over-extended herself and no longer sees the money as her main motivation.

There was a time - a relatively short period of my life - where I was paid £120/hour for some work I did (obvs not as a SP  ). And I tell you guys I was the most motivated person in the world for that opportunity to earn that much money: I would start work early, sometimes finish very late, I would get involved in other peoples' problems and help fix them, I did it all and I had a reputation for being the 'go-to' guy to sort shit out. Now I earn far less (which explains my frugal attitude to SP's escalating prices), and my motivation is zilch... I am simply working to spend, not to save and not for the love of the job.

[Stevelondon]

But it is true, money is a huge motivator, at least for some length of time. Maybe she has over-extended herself and no longer sees the money as her main motivation.

There was a time - a relatively short period of my life - where I was paid £120/hour for some work I did (obvs not as a SP  ). And I tell you guys I was the most motivated person in the world for that opportunity to earn that much money: I would start work early, sometimes finish very late, I would get involved in other peoples' problems and help fix them, I did it all and I had a reputation for being the 'go-to' guy to sort shit out. Now I earn far less (which explains my frugal attitude to SP's escalating prices), and my motivation is zilch... I am simply working to spend, not to save and not for the love of the job.

You working and being motivated because of £120/60………. Is good of course. But that was only for a short time.

There’s a world of difference in your position and that of a SP working month after month, yearly etc.

I totally agree with what your saying.

[tantraman]

Girl - Pics are representative. She a classic hottie and a must-see if you like the blemish-free insta-model type ...

... all online pics stashed here