External Link/Members OnlyYou already know where this is going: a too good to be true romanian profile caught my eye, and my little head got the better of me.
Location: set of flats near Gunwarf.
Girl: Looked a little like the pictures if you squinted at her while very drunk. She had a flabby belly with C section scar and the saggiest tits I have ever touched. I should have walked. Minimal English, but friendly enough.
Services: I paid £80 for 30 mins. What an idiot. We started with a massage to try and wake the fella up, and 2 minutes in she said 'sex now?'. I asked for a blowjob which was met with a literal eye roll. On with the condom, even though profile states OWO (didn't bother arguing), and a very average blowjob ensued. I then got her in doggy and pounded away, despite her moans, to get to the finish line as fast as possible.
Verdit: avoid. I will be avoiding all Roms now (apart from Cara who I am very excited to meet soon!).