Author Topic: YuYu at Suzy massage in Macclesfield  (Read 608 times)

Offline Generalstockinghead

Suzy Relaxing Massage in Macclesfield
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I was after a nice gropy massage and after failing in Stoke on Friday I was in passing through Macc and after a text conversation it was clear that it was no problem and they could take care of me.  I will be happy.

I booked in for an Hour at 40 notes and rode up to Macc and arrived on time and was shown into the darkest of dark massage rooms.  The girl said her name was YuYu and she left me a good 49 seconds to get undressed and on the decent massage table. 

Massage was very oily, and not very accomplished, and despite me asking specifically for a girl who would let me put my hands on her ass during the massage she avoided as much as possible. 

A very quick turn at 20 mins and in broken English she's asking for 50 for a B2B and hand relief.  We agree on 40 and she asks me to give her the money there and then.... I did, probably shouldn't have but what the fuck.

She gets naked and she's a pudgy girl with B cup tits in her 40s and despite having a trimmed bush she won't let you anywhere near it and climbs on for less than a minute of the most laskluster b2b you every got before reaching for the little general who is only half interested at this point and again applies another gallon of oil.

Now I like a nice oily wank but this is a bit shit, she's very very fast and attempting t get me off so I remind her we are here for the hour and to slow down.  She's not having any of it and says that b2b is only short time and proceeds to wank me at turbo pace.   

I'm not enjoying this so end up cranking it out myself while she half heartedly sucks on my nipples.  Not very good and I end up taking her hand and use it wank myself to completion. 

She's fully dressed again in a moment and back to the crap oily massage so after a couple of minutes I'm up and getting dressed to go home for a decent shower. 

I had an itch for a decent massage and a gropy play and explained this over text very clearly and the service was shit.  Hey ho, one to chalk up and hope for better sport next time.




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« Last Edit: July 22, 2024, 06:58:02 am by scutty brown »

Offline Thecunninglinguist

Thanks for the review. I was hopefully going to try there this week but I think I will give it a miss unless I can be assured she isn't there/won't be massaging me before I go. Pity because it's handy(ish) for me as I haven't much time to get out and about. There does seem to be less decent massage places about. Will have to try and get as far as the Stockport area.

Offline mahler44

I'm rather surprised and sorry you had such a bad experience at this place. I've always had lovely ladies who know how to please a man.
The way I've expressed myself sounds as if I'm the owner which, I assure you, I'm not!
« Last Edit: July 23, 2024, 08:15:07 am by mahler44 »

Offline Generalstockinghead

Yeah, it was shit I'm afraid boys.  Even more annoying that I'd been to lengths to explain what wanted and made certain that it was understood and the girl was happy to provide the service. 


Offline ilovitbig

Do you know if she's perminent or on rotation?.

Offline Generalstockinghead

Not a clue mate.  First and last trip to the place.