Author Topic: Nancy - Twickenham  (Read 2388 times)


5 review(s) for nancylovesmassage (4 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Fuzzyduck]

Offline Stevelondon

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Comms. Initially by AW. Then WhatsApp. Easy.

Venue:  small office block/ industrial unit five minutes walk from Strawberry Hill rail stn.

SP: If anyone has visited Pruksa for a massage. Then imagine her mother.

Event : I had made enquiries about a sensual style massage. Even describing a tie and tease scenario.
All messages met with a “yes no problem, love to do that”
On arrival shown into the room by shortish ordinary looking Thai woman who had her phone in her hand…………. Looking at it as I talked to her. Bit vague.
She said she did tie and tease and it would be £150.
WTF !!!

I tried explaining I didn’t want anything other than HE………. But she  insisted £150.
She could see I was walking and offered £120 for 30.

Considering one of her previous reviews say a blow job for £90………. I thought she was taking the piss.

All the time she’s looking at her phone as if she could get in touch with another booking and move him forward kind of thing 😂

So………. No idea why I should fancy a chance with this one and it’s not a big loss of my time in walking out. Her loss.
But jeez………… asking for 150 notes for nothing more than a teasing hand job when the stated price is £80. Don’t get it.

Maybe she just didn’t like the look of me in my Ralph Lauren attire and Rolex watch 😂

As I post this I’m off to the West End.    Console myself with alcohol, good food and ………… who knows 👍🏻

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You must have had some shit punts in the past, Steve, if this is a positive!

Offline Stevelondon

You must have had some shit punts in the past, Steve, if this is a positive!


Bloody hell Fuzz.        Can one of the mods please change this to a neg.

It comes with me typing on the go without my bloody reading glasses

Cheers mate 👍🏻

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Incidentally.       I’m off to see Janee later.
Must eat something beforehand to soak up the alcohol  :drinks:

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Maybe she just didn’t like the look of me in my Ralph Lauren attire and Rolex


Genuine fakes I take it?

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Bloody hell Fuzz.        Can one of the mods please change this to a neg.

It comes with me typing on the go without my bloody reading glasses

Cheers mate 👍🏻

:D :lol:

Offline webpunter

SP: If anyone has visited Pruksa for a massage. Then imagine her mother.

As I post this I’m off to the West End.    Console myself with alcohol, good food and ………… who knows 👍🏻

With this & her crap offering HL instantly -1
UKP @ its finest  :thumbsup:
Venturing up west you could do worse than call Tantric Pleasure & see if Camilla & her amzing rack is available to empty the tanks

Offline Stevelondon

With this & her crap offering HL instantly -1
UKP @ its finest  :thumbsup:
Venturing up west you could do worse than call Tantric Pleasure & see if Camilla & her amzing rack is available to empty the tanks

Cheers buddy. I’m more of a leg man myself but I appreciate any guidance.  :hi:

Offline krazeeeyez

I agree with this... Nancy is very unmotivated... she looks bored to tears, soul zapped, waiting for the notes to hit the price of a plane ticket out of there.

The industrial estate is already a bad vibe - office workers milling around, looks as miserable as tv show The Office.

I paid Nancy extra to give me a 'prostate massage' and it was nothing more than the tip of her finger touching my ass, whilst she looked away in disgust  :scare:

It wasn't sexy at all. I was glad to get outta there.....

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Last Edit: November 11, 2024, 11:49:36 pm by Prifessionallondinguy »

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I agree with this... Nancy is very unmotivated... she looks bored to tears, soul zapped, waiting for the notes to hit the price of a plane ticket out of there.
The industrial estate is already a bad vibe - office workers milling around, looks as miserable as tv show The Office.
I paid Nancy extra to give me a 'prostate massage' and it was nothing more than the tip of her finger touching my ass, whilst she looked away in disgust  :scare:
It wasn't sexy at all. I was glad to get outta there.....

I saw her over a year ago and was amazed when she got a couple of positive reviews.  krazekkeaezaz says it all perfectly.  Cheers

Offline krazeeeyez

krazekkeaezaz says it all perfectly.

It's krazeeeyez like Crazy Eyes... (Think Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ep 8, Series 3).