Author Topic: Mia Mia Loca - Gloucester Road  (Read 3606 times)


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WG- Mia Mia Loca meet took place in July

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Looks- bbl arse, hard and jiggly with thick thighs. Big, droopy natural tits. Her right nipple is not as pointy as her left. Facially she looks bang average or below. Maybe I have different tastes to most here but she isn’t stunning facially. I’d describe her as a plain faced young girl. Mia said she’s 20 and you could believe even younger if she wasn’t stacked up top and down below. She looks very young and is super short. Maybe 5’0 or 4’11, I’m around 6’2 so being with tiny women feels off to me.

Comms- a maid who is prompt and flirty with replies. I think they suppose punters are talking to the girl? Agreed a time the day before and messaged early on the day giving the full address near Gloucester Road.

Fee- £150 for 1hr including 2 shots, OWO, CIM/Facial, DT. I changed this to 30mins for £100, explained below.

Extras- Anal £50, Swallow £20.

Location- short walk from Gloucester Road station, I told the maid I was going to be early but was made to wait 5mins. Not good on a busy main road. I was given the flat number but my dumbass was never good at orientation.  After walking the block I was told to go inside the building number I was given (after buzzing) and following directions once inside the building. Her neighbour is also a WG although she said she is not sure... there’s a camera outside so be aware of that.

The Action- I was let in and was immediately disappointed. Mia looked way too young for me. I thought of walking then but her body was that of a grown, thick woman so I thought let’s give it a go. Her hair is blonde and shoulder length. Maybe as she has been highly touted at UKP I was expecting more. She asked where I’m from as I look ethnically ambiguous. Maybe she thought I was Colombian. Anyway I took a cold shower in the grungy bathroom as the room was hot. Probably took longer than I needed too. I come out and she’s chilling on the bed with her phone. Gives me a smile and asks what I’d like. She tells me a shopping list of horny goods, “would you like a blowjob, kissing etc”. Sure...

Mia starts sucking me off, it’s very basic. Only the bellend first then she goes down deeper upon request. I feel up her arse and she takes her top off so I can suck her tits. I did not initiate kissing nor did she. I ask a few questions while she is sucking as is my custom but she doesn’t talk much. She’s very polite but English is not her first language. Anyway she carries on with the mediocre blowie and after 10/15mins I am bored. I tap her arse and say “can we change to 30mins, this is not working.”

She says “okay, let me ask the maid”. She’s texting for a few mins while I am awkwardly touching her body up. I stop as this whole punt feels so off. I am not feeling it. She’s still polite, not being rude or dismissive. Anyway, the maid gives the okay for a refund so I leave with a bullseye. Money counted out and given back. Like I’m getting change at the store. At this point, Mia thought we were done. I said, let’s carry on. She looks at me with a confused face and I repeat, let’s finish up. At this point I just want to pop and go. She looked surprised but she complied. Money was taken for 30mins not 20mins. Got my semi hard again but I wasn’t going to finish with her slow pace. I face fuck her gently and ask if she’s fine with it. She is so I fuck her face a little harder. She can’t hold it for long and she’s barely a third of the way down my cock. I ask her to confirm if I can CIM and she says yes, but to tell her before I blow.

I instruct her to get on her knees and she takes a cushion and gets in place. I fuck her face a little harder and feel up her tits at the same time. After several minutes I feel it coming and pull back and wank in front of her. I tell her to look at me and I shoot a massive load into her mouth. She flinches and moves back which causes me to put my dick up a little. Some of my cum shoots over head, into her hair, her right eye, her chin and her tits. She kind of shoves me away with one hand and uses the kitchen sink to wash up. I use a wipe to clean my cock and give her one too. I apologise for the eyeshot and she says it’s okay but seems a little annoyed. Can’t blame her to be honest. I dress up in silence while she is standing by the bed with her phone waiting for me to leave.

As I’m leaving I hear the bell being buzzed and as there’s a camera, I can see the next punter... fuck me. I laugh and say I’ll hurry up, Mia just smiles politely and lets the buzzing continue. We say bye and I turn the corner before the next guy comes round. I see him come in but avoid eye contact lol. We both know what’s up. First time that’s happened. There’s no way she freshened up. I’m glad I didn’t kiss or penetrate her because as other reviews have mentioned, she can’t be too clean. Kudos to the maid because this one must be popular. I tried to sort another punt out but despite comms with one girl no luck on timing. My next review will be of the girl I was texting with when leaving Mia Loca’s place.

Overall negative- 3/10. Funny enough I had a gut feeling I wouldn’t enjoy this girl. Not too sure why. Maybe I manifested the awkwardness between us due to expectations? Was this predetermined or free will? I’ve not had a punt this awkward before. I can see why she’s a forum favourite. Great physique, she’s submissive, you get CIM/Facial. There’s a big mirror on top of the bed so you can see yourself fucking. It shows by how quickly she was booked up again for another man. I just didn’t like her despite her politeness and body. Something felt very manufactured in the meet. Despite unloading I felt I had blue balls. I want to skip away with a spring in my step. Not cut the meet in half and scramble for another woman. C’est la vie.




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Offline Ron89

Great review. I can’t say anything different should be expected given her popularity. As you saw, she barely gets time to take a piss between punters, and I doubt the splashing you gave her is a rarity

Offline chr0n0_0

There's always more girls. At least it didn't cost too much. Might need to make half hour punts a more regular occurrence.

Offline gurds

I was tempted to see her again for facial but like I say I sometimes feel a bit sorry for working girls giving them facial, it can be quite a degrading act.

She has such a cute face as well, think I would feel bad giving her facial.

Offline chr0n0_0

You're probably nicer than me gurds... I think the girls know the game.

Offline deg_dilemma

She looks cute and I was considering a punt but the whole conveyor belt / hygiene is a HUGE turn-off.

Offline Thisemailbet

I went yesterday and had a good time, the flat is tiny and is a bedroom and kitchen all in one room and then side room for the bathroom the shower is not brilliant and hard to turn on and off, like you I did a facial for ending and about 10 days worth went everywhere and she didn’t seem happy but was unbothered once cleaned up, I did not bump into previous or next punter and no intercom ringing.

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Saw her too and expect everyone unloads on her face given it's included in the rate.  Definitely a conveyor belt operation.
Will post a review.

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Offline Ron89

Unfortunately not that hot. I’ve revisited a few times so she’s a bit of me.

Offline akauya

Thanks for the review.


Mia starts sucking me off, it’s very basic. Only the bellend first then she goes down deeper upon request. [...] I ask a few questions while she is sucking as is my custom but she doesn’t talk much.

This bit made me laugh. Not surprised she didn't talk much - she had your cock in her mouth  :D

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Incidentally this made me wonder if there are any escorts who practice ventriloquism and could talk to you whilst sucking you off. I'd like to try one if anyone knows  :)

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