External Link/Members Only72-74 Scott St, Barrow-in-Furness LA14 1QE
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Business took me to Barrow, while there I thought I'd give this a try. Found it on a town-centre side street. I walked there from the rail station though there seemed plenty of street parking.
Unimpressive building, with the usual window posters. I hadn't booked, just walked in and shouted "hello". Found myself in a darkened corridor with a figure emerging from the gloom who looked like a female version of Stavros Kojak. Hard to see in the gloom but Chinese, 5'4", black curly hair, mid 50's, body of a beer barrel. There's nothing much better in Barrow, the metaphorical Ass-end-of-the-Universe, so I didn't walk.
She took me from the corridor to the first room, full of dark stygian gloom. In limited English she took £45 from me for massage, £50 for B2B .....and then tried to upsell me to a four-handed massage for another £50. I refused this, but she eventually dropped to £20 so I said OK.........doh!
Girl number two appears, who might well have been number 1's younger sister (only by a year or two). In the dark the only noticeable difference was total lack of English, and once they were both stripped a much smaller gunt flap.
I climbed aboard the massage table (solid, DIY, splinters as an extra) and the two started. Surprisingly it was actually quite sensuous for ten minutes......until another customer came into the building at which point girl 2 put her dress back on (leaving underwear behind) and took him off to a back room......
Number one says "Sorry she busy now I give you £20 back" and carries on with the massage. Five minutes later "I keep £20, give you blowjob". So I turn over, she sits on my face and a bit of 69 goes on. Rapidly becomes evident her back can't cope with this so I give her a rest: got her on her back and a dose of RO which started her whinnying and screaming but brought the never-answered question: "WTF do Chinese birds pull and twist your ears when you give them RO? It fucking hurts...".
After a couple of possibly real faked orgasms (for her) I lie on my back, she tries to wank me off, but can't.......Usual problem: the Parkinson's disease makes stimulation difficult. This goes on until the second customer leaves and girl 2 walks back in, naked.
Girl 1 tells me, "she'll give you quick happy ending for another £20".......I thought I'd try to salvage something more so said "no, Ill give her £50 for another half hour B2B and HE".
So warmed her up with another RO session and a couple more real faked orgasms with ear twisting, after which she was on the point of shoving my cock in her BB.....fuck no.......
I climbed off, lay down again and got her to try HE again. Got to give it to her, she tried bloody hard, but also failed.
And then she stopped. No warning. Just stopped and that was it. No explanation.
I dressed, number 1 walked me to the door and I left, feeling like a prize dickhead.
In total I was probably there for 90 minutes and paid £165, but in reality got SFA out of it.
Was it good or bad? I guess it was good for Barrow
Would I return? No chance.
