External Link/Members OnlyThere hasn’t been a review on this place for a couple of years so as I was in the area I called them the day before & made an appointment for the next day.
Not been to a Chinese or Thai massage parlour for some years as found in the past either great or crap,
I have had a lot of aches & pains through illness & really wanted a proper massage but also HE.
Turned up at the shop on a main road but was very quiet helped by the fact the weather was grim. Walked in & a lady from the back shouted hello & came thorough to reception where I paid £45 for an hour full body massage their site said £40 but when I called they said this was now £45
The lady who I thought was the receptionist showed me to a room which was nice & warm with a massage table, a chair & a sink. I asked to use the loo & noticed 4 rooms but in my room no shower & I didn’t ask as I had showered an hour before. The lady receptionist was in fact my masseuse when she returned & I must admit I thought or hoped for someone a bit younger & sexier but I was to find out all was not lost.
Usual strip off lie face down with face into the massage table opening which I never find overly comfortable. I believe she was the only one there as before we started she spoke in Chinese to another lady who I could hear turned up about 20 mins later. There is a cctv monitor in the room focused on the door & hall but I looked several times nothing in the room.
Linda is an older lady, maybe 50’ish, very friendly with broken English about 5’2” & was in a thin black dress & black stockings/tights, she is fairly plain. Anyway I was here now & thought I’d give it a go.
She massaged my back & shoulders firmly with oil & I thought I’ll never get through an hour at this level but then I felt what I thought was very hot oil on my back & it was with two stones & I’ve never experience this, it was bliss up & down my back & backs of my legs. Back to normal hand massage & it was very good & not as hard as she toned it down along with use of her finger nails occasionally which was gently done. When she stood at my head leaning in massaging my shoulders I did stroke over her black stockings/tights but she quietly moved around the table.
I’m now totally chilled to the point after what seemed ages & just a few light swipes of my bum crack which I slightly lifted my hips no offer of HE was forthcoming. I thought I’ve got to speak up & bearing in mind my face is still through this massage table opening I’m now talking to the floor asking if she could do a Happy Ending?
The answer was “of course but no hurry is there?” So 5 minutes on she asked me to turnover & I chanced my arm saying “£20 ok?” She laughed & said “£40” we quickly settled on £30
So my front chest & legs oiled, pillow under my head that she put on a paper cover, she poured a little oil on to my cock gently stroking upwards with two fingers & the other hand gently massaging my balls. She asked if I was ok? at this stage I most definitely was. She isn’t one for loads of oil fortunately but seems to know how much to use.
She used her fingers & thumb stroking up & down my cock my balls still getting attention & the oil was helping, I was getting very close to the edge so she reigned it in a little but my brain was telling me to hold on & also telling me to come as soon as I wanted, not possible obviously to do both.
She got back to a rhythm probably because I raised my hips a little & I asked to squeeze a bit as she gave me the hand job, I was rock hard & exploded a few mins later. She held on gently giving me more attention but once I’ve come like that I’m very sensitive.
Cleaned me up with a warm disposable wipe, no offer of shower & I didn’t ask but they must have, I showered when I got home. I know she was really after £40 & I’ll get some stick off some of you, I gave her £40 & she said “are you sure? I am not here for you to think I’m a bad person, I must give you head massage” that was good for the final 5-6 mins.
As I say would never want FS with her & it wasn’t on offer but a nice calm lady & I thought at the start could be disappointing it wasn’t at all. As I left a fraction over the hour I actually thought it was money well spent.
As for other staff members/availability I’ve no idea, I would return even if it was Linda only available
