Lily, Leamington Spa

[theejaculator]

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Was struggling to find a punt today and had seen this profile had been advertising in leamington spa for sometime.

Agreed an hour booking via text and was told lily was size 8 and Thai(not Malaysian as advertised). Got postcode which was actually in Warwick not leamington but not too much outta my way.

Arrived at quiet residential area, got house number via text and made my way over where the front door magically opened.

Behind the door was Lily....35 years old? No ...double that to 70.......size 8? No double that too...16 minimum.  Thai granny welcomed me in broken English....about 4 ft 11 with that dress size...I couldn't believe the cheek of it. Asked where girl in photo was ...got some crap about two 'girls' and I did something I fortunately haven't had to do too much...I walked. No money changed hands and Thai granny opened the door for me to make a furious exit.

Fuckin hell I was pissed off

[tbish]

Never been but I seem to recall a few years ago about a Lilly who had an old granny ‘manager’.  She got bad reviews then.  So this may not have been Lilly but you may still have dodged a bullet!
Better luck next time

[theejaculator]

Just out of interest why has my topic been edited (by a mod presumably). It was titled Lily leamington spa , horrendous bait and switch.

[MissWolf]

Just out of interest why has my topic been edited (by a mod presumably). It was titled Lily leamington spa , horrendous bait and switch.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=405790.0