External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only+
Phone number visible on advert: +447542165464 / 07542165464
Short notice 30min appointment, did call but ignored and meet was booked by text.
Got the address and it seems to be apartments frequented regularly by AW ladies, you will probably be familiar with them if you've had visits to tourers in Falkirk.
Got there, of course it's raining and there’s a gate into the rear of the apartments…no code yet.
I was getting wet so back to the car, got gate code.
Usual behind the door, but straight away she’s not 6.3
I did suspect that it was a misprint, but...
Turns out she’s not even the person in the advert pictures, should have walked
I’m met with a size 6 or 8, five foot, really dark skin lady, possibly Brasil, hard to tell and not much parent language spoken
30’s possibly, but age guessing I’m not good at, states 24 on advert.
Not much English, language problem, straight away.
Now we know the reason for the texts.
Onto the bed for massage, she had one of those couch rolls’ for the bed.
Nice touch, but I got worried that it was going to be massage only.
Wanted to confirm sex was on the cards, she must have though no massage, sex straight away, so onto the sex first and I just went for it due to language problem, couldn’t be arsed trying to tell her sex later.
Didn’t take bra off, tried but NO.
It's bolt ons’ anyway and pretty crap, (aren’t they all).
Didn’t get lying next to her as the area was limited to that of a hygiene roll, so no side by side mutual groping.
Condom on and started with a blowie, positioned for zero access to her areas.
Then I gets on top, I was getting nothing from being on top, knew she wasn’t working for me, and I’ve had more fun with some horrors.
I give up and get up, ready to leave, but she got me to lie on my front for a massage.
Turned out it was ok, bit repetitive, but I was actually enjoying it.
Even thought, during the massage, perhaps I should go to massage only provider and lap it up there, would probably be more professional, reaching more areas.
Anyway only the back was done, no legs etc. then turned over where she started playing with the wee man.
Turns out he does work.
Cleaned up and out of there, probably about 20mins.
Nearly put this in as neutral, due to massage, and bringing the wee man back to life, but…
Negative due to being bait and switch and not even close to pictures.
Possibly even a little too much controlling behaviours from her, not made easier due to language problem.
IMO, Wasted 90 quid. Should have gone to the pub.
