External Link/Members OnlyI'll try and keep this brief as it was a bit of disaster, all of my own making because I'm a fucking idiot
1/2 hr @ £80 (I was out within 10 minutes!)
Comms Had the horn, morning after the night before syndrome, and fired off a text. Response prompt, time and location agreed.
Appearance Pics are heavily filtered, and believe me, she aint the best brunette in town, I doubt she'd be the best brunette on the street. Short, dark hair, pumped up lips, double chin, not good looking at all.
Location Workington not far from town centre
The Meet Arrived, fired off a text and was given house no. and told to walk in. Once in was ushered up the stairs to room, cash exchanged and told to strip off and get on bed. It went downhill rapid from here, the bed was soaked, and I don't mean remnants of previous punters cum, I mean soaked, like someone had thrown water on the fucker. I was perched on the end of it trying to find somewhere dry, she then undressed and put a towel over it, thank fuck. I lay on my back, fully flacid, and the condoms come out. Not your average condom, this was green, industrial strength, like a tarpaulin.
She tried to put it on my soft cock and started sucking, nothing was happening at all. Tried touching her tits and she was asking what I was doing.
I asked her to turn over on to her back, I was kneeling in between her and asked her to wank me off to get me hard, that request was met with an eye-roll from her. So that was it, I thought fuck it and wanked my semi-hard self off over her, shooting onto a wet wipe she placed on her stomach.
So basically 80 quid to wank myself off.
Conclusion Scamming cunt. I'll take this one on the chin as lately I've been less selective, and paid the price. I'll be having a word with myself.
