External Link/Members Only£80/h - Owo
Usual place, easy to organize with Hod.
I saw the photos and fancied someone skinny. Knowing how photos are always touched up i was prepared that she might not be to be like the photos, but as long as they are slim-ish, i'm game.
I arrive and see an old lady opening the door, she is late 40's and has the slow meander demeanor that some old people have. Its kind like the slow walk, taking the world in their stride, its hard to describe, but its something that older people sometimes have and she had it. Note, this doesn't mean she is physically unfit, but she was supposed to be a semi skinny 38 ish and instead become a the old lady from the corner shop. Did i come to wrong address and arrived at the Divine corner shop, it was a wtf moment.
For the first time i seriously thought about walking, but since i'm here and everyone deserves a chance, between shower and coming back drying up, she is polite and easy to talk and gave off a few positive vibes, so I decide to give it a shot and carry on.
Facially, she is a late 40's imo and normal looking. Body wise though .... sadly nothing attractive here, compared to the photos, its like a B & S. Skinny legs, big bum, overhang stomach and saggy but soft boobs and weather worn skin thats been sun-beaten... despite all this I stick to my mantra, everyone deserves a chance, i just ignore and carry on.
We start and she knows she isn't great looking, so she lays down across my body with her back facing me and starts Owo. This is a surprising excellent tactic as you can't see the bad stuff and the chappy starts waking up mixed in with some too vigorous hand action. However, once i was fully awake, owo became incredibly toothy and painful. The little chappy started hurting and complaining to me so i mentioned it then she switched to even more vigorous hand action. Now we're in a catch 22, HJ and owo are both painful so its no wonder i start to lose my hard on ...
To be fair once i lost the hot rod and she offered any position to try and get me up and finished. I thought she even said just go for CIM and she didn't mention the £20 so unsure if she would charged me after. I will say she did try hard at this point and the review was teetering on neutral and but there are just too many negatives. We tried a few other OWO positions and eventually ended up standing and face fucking which wasn't bad, but I still couldn't finish and so in the end i just lied down and had to finish by hand, that's my hand at that and not the female thor who was also in the room. Sex not attempted with this one.
Off to shower and some pleasantries and off i went with 10 mins to spare.
I think she might be willing to do more as she knows she aint looking great, so there is some potential here. But seriously, I just can't get the image of an old corner shop lady out of my head. So i won't be seeing her again. I'm also starting doubt any of the newer girls there at HOD.
