Yep, I've succumbed to it... not the STD, just the paranoia! It's a sorry tale, bear with me...
I'm a very careful and selective punter, but I've been reading the different posts over the past few months regarding STD's and the likelihood of catching one. My only risk element is OWO, otherwise squeaky clean.
So, I punted a couple of weeks ago. Sod's law dictates, my other half get fruity the night before I'm due to see her and I go in half empty - oh well, cracking session anyway.
Two days later, I go for a pee and OMG what is that pain?!!! A burning sensation right in my jap's eye... Now I'm fucked... All those stories come racing back, how I'm the unluckiest guy on the planet, I caught something from OWO... Pain continues over the next couple of days, needing to pee regularly but not much. Do all the internet research, is it an NSU, is it the clap? Now it seems to me that 2 days for an STD to show is pushing it, but previous punt was 2 months ago and that's bang on STD timescale - and a huge fucking problem if I've just given my missus a dose...
Knowing I have a problem regardless, it's off to the GUM clinic. I'll do a separate post in Regional/West Midlands for that.
Anyway, tests done and told to wait 10-14 days for the result. The pain lifted on the day I went to the clinic luckily. The realist in me knew the odds of me having anything were remote, but the mental torture I was having to go through was horrific. It's at this point I feel really envious of all you single guys...
Nurse at the GUM clinic indicated everything looked normal, even said my punting regime was pretty effective. There was something "abnormal" there, but likely to be an NSU, probably from "some sort of sexual trauma" - damn, that deeptroat was that good?!! She even explained the NSU could be from anything, so get-out-of-jail card sorted. Anyway my relief is tempered by the nurse mentioning that if anything does show up, I'll need to come back in - with my other half.
So I've got to wait, feeling shit and mentally anguished... end of the world scenario replaying in my head. To top it all, missus was after sex so I had to play tired for a while before giving in to a hand job and making a mess on her undies!
Anyway, 8 days after visiting the clinic, I get the text of heaven/hell - for me it's heaven, all tests NEGATIVE!
Where's it left me? Seriously thinking of retiring maybe. I know I'm only doing this because I'm a greedy cunt, my bucket list is pretty much complete... but it is so addictive. Risk/reward? Toss of a coin...? Here we go again...