External Link/Members OnlyHappened a couple weeks ago.
Sent off a text to book that afternoon, got a reply pretty quick saying available, all positive so far!
Turned up, door was open so I wandered in to be greeted by a very lovely looking oriental lady. 5’5’ ish, mid thirties maybe (I’m not great with ages of these ladies), good rack and very pretty face. Said her name is Emily.
Not going to lie, I thought I’d done pretty well.
Into the room, £45 for an hours massage, face down and away we go!
The massage itself was a resounding positive, good tempo, nice and firm. Best massage I’d had for a while.
Getting towards half way and there are a few reach understand and CC’s.
On the turn and she looks down at mini me and says ‘oh gosh’. Not sure if that was in pleasure or disappointment as he was below half mast!
She then says, ‘you want just massage or ‘more’’
‘What does more get me?’
Naked is £40 and with blow job is £60.
‘I’d only taken £100 out the cash machine so I only had £55, she said that’ll do.
She started to undress, great arse , turns around and a fantastic pair of tits too, result!!!
…or so I thought…
She stands to the side just out of reach for me to be touching her, no kisses, no boob play, no nothing. Just her playing with the wee fella getting him to attention.
Now here’s the killer….
When she gets him there she whips out a piece of cling film an plonks that over it before starting to suck.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Anyway, 2 mins of that and my raging hardon is doing its best Maddy McCann impression and had disappeared.
She then chucks the clingfilm and then starts wanking me off which she does reasonably well, I bolt, she cleans and I’m on my way after about 50 minutes.
So, take away from this:-
Great massage
Rest pretty crap.
Emily, thanks but no thanks.
I’ll be checking who’s on from now on for sure!
