Author Topic: Xx Katalina xx - Hammersmith  (Read 2559 times)


73 review(s) for xx Katalina xx (54 positive, 12 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Mumin

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So I saw Katalina recently as a last minute plan B after being let down by my first choice. I hadn't seen SteveLondon's review but I wish I had, it may have warned me away as a hairy bearded man myself. I think I can now confirm that her problem is most likely the hair on our chinny chin-chins.

COMMS
Faultless. Arranged last minute and she gave clear enough directions. As previously mentioned there are workmen in full view who must know what is happening by now. Didn't bother me, just walked past with purpose.

LOCATION
Would be perfectly discreet if not for the workmen. Behind a busy high st. The flat however isn't the best, and the bed is a rickety sofa-bed that isn't very comfy. Not the nicest place I've punted but not the worst. She is after all fairly cheap for London.

GIRL
So I think she's really attractive, she has a great body and the pics here on other reviews are perfectly representative. Typical EE bluntness but she works hard to please. Her attractiveness and attitude make it clear to see why she is so popular. BUT... this one doesn't like beards or stubble and for me that (and the flat) is what dragged this down to a neutral.

MEET
I was greeted warmly and also very professionally. This was a theme in the meet, her professionalism and GFE mode switch throughout. I pay my 130£ for the hr declining extra for CIM. We start with kissing but it's withdrawn I could tell she wasn't into it. She then told me outright she doesn't like my beard and didn't really like it anywhere on her body. This is fair enough on her part and I'm glad she told me rather than being uncomfortable the whole meet, but I couldn't help but let it drag the meeting down somewhat.
She does deliver amazing head as others had said, and she has good stamina to do it for a long time.
We had sex in a few vanilla positions but I found it a little annoying having to keep my face at arms length throughout. She was however despite this working hard to please. She was energetic and worked hard to initiate and then get a second pop out of me. She gave an amusing massage inbetween rounds. She just kind of poked and wobbled my body around like jelly haha. Maybe a sign to join a gym.
She did also seem to move away from receiving head and fingering despite saying fingering was fine initially.

SUMMARY
I can see why so many (presumably clean shaven) guys like her. Attractive, good value, good attitude. But for the bearded guys who like a bit of DFK and GFE I'd stay away or get a clean shave from one of the many barbers nearby first. I could never give her a negative as that would be too harsh. She did get two pops out of me, and she was very service driven and attentive. She did tell me after the first kiss that she didn't like my beard, but perhaps that info should make it's way onto her profile. I think in future I will start asking SPs if they are okay with beards to avoid disappointment.

TLDR; go for it if you're clean shaven, think twice if you're not

Offline Stevelondon

Cheers for that.

In my case I’d have to say she did not tell me she didn’t like stubble or beards for that matter. I have a stubble on occasions just cos I quite like the look. Very rarely (but sometimes) I might grow a full beard.
She kissed enthusiastically throughout, which is why I just don’t get the evasive action when it came to RO.
To be told I could slide a finger in but not to move it in and out was just plain ridiculous.

Anyway. Didn’t work out the way I hoped it would and I agree with this reviewer. If it’s beards or any hair on the face she doesn’t like. Then all you beardos have been warned.

Offline patelprat

She always speaks her mind and can be quite particular.

I already knew that stubble can irritate her.

« Last Edit: June 28, 2024, 11:56:09 pm by patelprat »

Offline Lou2019

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She always speaks her mind and can be quite particular.

I already knew that stubble can irritate her.

You are starting to sound like a white knight or something similar?
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Offline patelprat

Not at all or my intention, was just recounting my experience from like 18+ months back.

« Last Edit: June 29, 2024, 12:19:52 am by patelprat »

Offline Stevelondon

She always speaks her mind and can be quite particular.

I already knew that stubble can irritate her.

I just read your review of 2023. Pity you hadn’t mentioned her dislike of beards or stubble then 😂

Otherwise great review. 👍🏻

Personally I have no problems with SP’s who are a little direct and speak their minds etc.
but if a SP has a complete dislike of stubble or hair on men’s chins……. She should bloody say so on her profile. I know she will have rent, utility, holidays to pay for etc.
But like I say. Just letting a punter turn up expecting the services he has particularly asked for. Only to find he is fobbed off when he tries to lick her as a muff should be licked (Believe me I know how a muff should be licked)
It’s fuckin poor form on her part.


Of course we shall probably have the next positive review of this SP written by UKP’s newest member going by the name of ‘Thebeardedknight’  :lol:

Offline patelprat

I just read your review of 2023. Pity you hadn’t mentioned her dislike of beards or stubble then 😂

Yeah that happened on a different meet and since then I've tried to ensure the only thing that touches her pussy area is my tongue, which she reacts surprisingly well to lol

« Last Edit: June 29, 2024, 11:02:19 am by patelprat »

Offline Bassman

She should say she doesn’t like guys with beards going down on her. I wouldn’t have a problem with that. Rather know in advance then go along and potentially get her playing games so a punter can’t enjoy the act. Potentially ruining the experience. If it’s stated in advance then no worries but I guess she wants that custom and doesn’t mind the trick/games.

Most WG’s would see guys that they don’t fancy or are repulsed by to a certain extent. But it’s professional not to let them know that. I don’t see much difference in this situation. Unless of course it’s pre stated.

Offline Stevelondon

She should say she doesn’t like guys with beards going down on her. I wouldn’t have a problem with that. Rather know in advance then go along and potentially get her playing games so a punter can’t enjoy the act. Potentially ruining the experience. If it’s stated in advance then no worries but I guess she wants that custom and doesn’t mind the trick/games.

Most WG’s would see guys that they don’t fancy or are repulsed by to a certain extent. But it’s professional not to let them know that. I don’t see much difference in this situation. Unless of course it’s pre stated.


Yep. Said that on another thread about her.

If it was stated she does not like bearded guys going down on her. I wouldn’t have bothered contacting her.
But as you say. Some SP’s let anyone through the door, then alter their performance to suit.

Offline Mumin

Agree with you guys. I suppose this is the epitome of YMMV

Offline tantraman

... she's really attractive, she has a great body and the pics here on other reviews are perfectly representative ...

... all such said pics collected here :music: