Apologies, the bum chat is my shite sense of humour.
Fair do's, I wouldn't say I am a genuine punter either to be fair. I do like the odd massage.
Someone mentioned this site to me and I checked it out of interest.
I thought it wouldn't be popular to just chime in out of nowhere, I just felt there was perhaps a line being crossed? Maybe this isn't the place for me.
I guess what everyone wants on both sides is just a bit of discretion and mutual respect
.....and a pinky up the bum of course