Sensual/erotic/tantric massage

[Rome66]

Linda ( english ad lisa, much cheaper as usual, like leeds) the "artist formerly known as" Lena is I am very happy to see is back( gumtree). Never met but as ive only seen positive remarks im keen to endulge. Is her cathcart address a shared place or her alone ?

[Boinky]

Just asking how you know it's Lena Thai as the phone number is different.

If it is her I've seen her work a couple of shared places, but once she was sharing at/near her current location with some bloke with a dog. Never saw him or heard the dog.

Before she was sharing with Patcha near Crossmyloof station and there were other people in the flat, but again, I think they were just living there going about their everyday lives.

I'll definitely be visiting.

[Rome66]

I asked her ! 

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[Jock D]

Has anyone got any info or experience of either of these two?

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[Jock D]

Re: Lena...she really needs to get a permanent name sorted out...now calling herself Lisa 

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[chinafan]

Has anyone got any info or experience of either of these two?

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Jenny offers FREE music. I'm in.

[Boinky]

Does she do pirated VHS tapes as well?

 

[CrespinWolfe]

Looks like a new ad on gumtree (at least I can’t remember having seen it before).  Has anyone had the pleasure of visiting this one?

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I gave her a call today and she sounded Eastern European. Might make a visit next week.

[Jock D]

Looks like a new ad on gumtree (at least I can’t remember having seen it before).  Has anyone had the pleasure of visiting this one?

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I gave her a call today and she sounded Eastern European. Might make a visit next week.

If fat Hungarian swamp monsters are your thing...you'll be in heaven.

[Glesgaboy]

Aha
You reckon it’s Cat the weightlifter with a new name?. I called and it’s a similar voice and same gaff.

[CrespinWolfe]

If fat Hungarian swamp monsters are your thing...you'll be in heaven.

Glad I checked. Think I will be giving that one a miss then. Might try the new Thai that has replaced River at the Crossmyloof flat. A shame Katie Summers isn’t about at the moment.

[Jock D]

Might try the new Thai that has replaced River at the Crossmyloof flat.

Would be interested to hear your feedback or review for that one.

[Boinky]

Would be interested to hear your feedback or review for that one.

Chucked up a review of Pim - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=219470.0

[Boinky]

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Met this one, same lassy 2 different numbers and 2 different prices.

Based in Morrison street good looking Thai lassy asked what I wanted then offered happy ending extra 20 asked if I wanted sex wasn't into it today hence why I was looking for a massage lol.

So was £60 for an hour with HE then asked if I wanted body to body extra 20 decided go for it.

Massage was good friendly enough lassy bit of flirting but didn't talk all the way through the session that was good.

Saw this one yesterday and I'll be putting a review up with a big NEGATIVE.

I definitely saw the girl in the AW photos.

Full service not on offer, which wasn't what I was looking for anyway, but there was no chance of it with her and me, perhaps I'm not "Handsum man" enough.
Her "massage" was shit. Full stop. She had 0 massage skills. If she's a masseuse, I'm a Hollywood hunk.
HJ was very average.

There were some positives, she was reasonably cute and quite sweet and silly but £60 for a crap oily tug and a massage that was as erotic as your mother doing it give it a lousy minus.

[Uncle Buck]

Saw this one yesterday and I'll be putting a review up with a big NEGATIVE.

I definitely saw the girl in the AW photos.

Full service not on offer, which wasn't what I was looking for anyway, but there was no chance of it with her and me, perhaps I'm not "Handsum man" enough.
Her "massage" was shit. Full stop. She had 0 massage skills. If she's a masseuse, I'm a Hollywood hunk.
HJ was very average.

There were some positives, she was reasonably cute and quite sweet and silly but £60 for a crap oily tug and a massage that was as erotic as your mother doing it give it a lousy minus.

With that summary, it’s definitely a negative and somewhere I won’t be going anywhere near. Cheers Boinky.

Glasgow’s massage industry is not improving at all. It’s all getting a little desperate.

UB

[Scotpak]

Saw this one yesterday and I'll be putting a review up with a big NEGATIVE.

I definitely saw the girl in the AW photos.

Full service not on offer, which wasn't what I was looking for anyway, but there was no chance of it with her and me, perhaps I'm not "Handsum man" enough.
Her "massage" was shit. Full stop. She had 0 massage skills. If she's a masseuse, I'm a Hollywood hunk.
HJ was very average.

There were some positives, she was reasonably cute and quite sweet and silly but £60 for a crap oily tug and a massage that was as erotic as your mother doing it give it a lousy minus.

That's shit mate.

The hj she gave me wasn't great either but with her goin on about fainting couldn't judge.

She was ok with me playing with her tits but defo wouldn't be back.

Least she's consistent with £20 refunds

[chinafan]

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In the famous (infamous) flat near Crossmyloof.

Phim - as she spelt her name in the text - is 50s for sure.

Face - 3/10
Body - 5/10
Service - 9/10

Weird one this, and I'm concerned the amount of foot traffic the flat gets that it won't be stung by some c*nt at the Daily Record before long.

Phim isn't a looker by any stretch of the imagination and her body is slim but lacks any tone at all. However her service was top-notch.

I stupidly paid for an hour's B2B - £90 - but was out of there in 30 minutes. My daft mistake.

Started face down on the single bed while she oiled me up and went for full body strokes on my back, rubbing her slightly stubbly pussy on my ass. She would alternate between body slides and full length leg strokes with her hands with plenty of gentle CC swipes.

After a while - and this is where it gets good - I was arching my back up while she slowly and gradually worked her hands down my crack, onto my sack then my shaft. Then she sat on the end of the bed and put her feet through my legs so that she was giving me a foot and hand job while my ass is halfway up on the air. This went on for a while and was incredible. I was able to reach back through my legs to stroke her wet pussy, no fingers allowed inside.

I then sat up while she gave me a glorious reach around. I had to stop her after a wee bit as I was going to blow.

I lay on my back and she went in for the full frontal body slides and then dived in for DFK, which was ok, as long as your eyes are closed. Dangerously she reached down and angled my hard on up between her ass cheeks while she straddled me, but I knocked that the head sharpish.

Eventually she straddled me so that she was grinding her pussy against my balls while she very, very expertly and slowly tugged me off to a long and powerful, ball-achingly good orgasm.

Cleaned me up and went back to rubbing the hot oil up and down my legs while I lay with my eyes closed, but I knocked it on the head around the 30 minute mark.

There was another punter in the other room with Malee, and Phim took a call to arrange another booking while I got dressed and was escorted out, she made sure the coast was clear.

PROS:
One of the best tug jobs I've had and what she did with her feet was ball burstingly good.

CONS:
Not a looker, older than I like, not a great body, and the flat is like a production line: dangerously too busy. But given the state of the Glasgow massage scene it's not surprising.

If you do decide to visit Phim, only pay for £30 and ask for a facedown footjob!

[Jock D]

Saw Pim or Phim today...and agree with China & Boinky's reviews, her service is very good indeed...loads of teasing...and maybe I'm getting easier to please as I get older...but I thought she was reasonably attractive.

Unfortunately she's only here till Thursday and said she has no plans to return...she did say there is going to be a replacemant for her though.

[Uncle Buck]

the flat is like a production line: dangerously too busy. But given the state of the Glasgow massage scene it's not surprising.

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I’ve been a handful of times and as stated above, is the reason I won’t be returning.

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[Boinky]

Unfortunately she's only here till Thursday and said she has no plans to return...she did say there is going to be a replacemant for her though.

And her replacement is now up on Gumtree - External Link/Members Only

[Watt88]

Anyone know of anywhere in Inverness?

[Jock D]

Just posted a review of Summer in Glasgow...it's a Neutral...a bit too clinical.

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[Glesgaboy]

Visited the Chinese girls in govanhill.
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I think they do 2 weeks here and then go to the paisley gaff which the famous soysauce reviewed recently.
Met both. As described in ad. Slim and young. Pretty in a homely way. I saw selina for massage . 30 for 30 mins massage and £20 for hr. BTb is £50. ( they haggle )
Massage and HR v average. No touching allowed!
Didn’t do a full report as they move on etc.
Btw the close is a top drawer shit hole - even needles, syringes etc. The full kit !
So I didn’t feel that relaxed as it’s on 2nd floor.
Given shit flat and average service at full prices. I’d recommend avoid.

[Hurricanm8]

I was about to review but you have summed it up pretty well.
Text Erica £60 for a hour massage. Got 30 mins smearing hot oil over my back.
10 mins on front tug.
2 mins freezing shower.
5 mins trying to dry and warm up.
Avoid

[Vtapertom]

Thank fuuuuck for that. I literally was on the verge of booking them tonight or tomorrow.

[Rome66]

Anyone familiar with Glasgow , unless skint and/or desperate knows going to govanhill is a bad idea. If your sp cant provide a safe "nice" address for the service why bother to investigate further.

[Rome66]

Anyone familiar with Glasgow , unless skint and/or desperate knows going to govanhill is a bad idea. If your sp cant provide a safe "nice" address for the service why bother to investigate further.

these "girls" ( if good at their profession) earn substantially more than most of their punters and wouldn't be stuck in a shithole unless they were the crap left behind....like the ones reduced to discount pricing.

[Uncle Buck]

these "girls" ( if good at their profession) earn substantially more than most of their punters and wouldn't be stuck in a shithole unless they were the crap left behind....like the ones reduced to discount pricing.

How many SPs do you know that work out of salubrious penthouse suites Rome66? In my experience most (not all by any stretch) work out of the cheapest postcodes/ apartments as possible and why wouldn’t they? Top line earnings minus costs = profit. I’m sure you could work that out.

Only top end escorts will occupy top end locations. It would be naive in the extreme to think so. Therefore 2 Chinese masseuses are unlikely to.

I’m sure you get that Rome66.

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[Rome66]

 Obviously different strokes for different folks and its interesting to listen to different opinions.Govan hill is a cesspit . But obviously there is a market and money to be made. Although I am not tempted to visit the flat with the revolving door in minard rd ( salubrious penthouse? )  would have no worries leaving my car unattended or feel uneasy entering the close. Any non local punters would be wise to be aware of this (In my opinion only of course) Happy hunting and have a good weekend .

[Uncle Buck]

I agree 100% Rome66. Govanhill is not a nice location and certainly a no go zone after dark.

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[Glesgaboy]

Visited Crossmyloof flat today for Cindy per Gumtree ad. Easy comms by text.
Mini review- size 10 early thirtys. Good rack. Average face. Nice cheeky girl.
Good massage. Great HR. A bit of touching through clothes.
Full 30 mins. £40 inc he.
I’ll be back.
Only downside was that one of you feckers was in the other room with the boss girl and had just dropped a 5 pounder in the bog before I popped in for a pee. You know who you are

[Boinky]

I was sure I'd flushed.....   

[DMS67]

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Nice big girl in maryhill lots of teasing and decent massage. Touching allowed tits out and all for £ 60 for the hour.

Review posted and awaiting moderation

[Boinky]

I see there's an ad for Meena in Glasgow

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Different number than before. Anyone know if it's the actual Mena Thai or if the pics in the ad look the same as I've never seen her.

[Glesgaboy]

Different area G5 but G44 previously.
Difficult to be sure but I think the photos are a different girl.
She does look v pumpable though

[Boinky]

And the address is the Morrison street flats I've had some very disappointing experiences in.

It's also an "agency" ad with the same ad running right now in Aberdeen with the same photos.

I don't reckon it's the real deal Meena and I'm not wasting my time with B&S ads and those shithole flats again.

[Uncle Buck]

The prices seem ridiculously low. Am I missing something?

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[Boinky]

The prices seem ridiculously low. Am I missing something?

UB

To sucker you in the door before the "Exxtrass" Menu comes out?

To not touch you only wearing thick marigolds - £10
To not pull a face of disgust when she does touch you - £10
To actually have a fucking clue what she's doing - £40

Surprise cumshot in the face - Priceless.

[Jock D]

I see there's an ad for Meena in Glasgow

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Different number than before. Anyone know if it's the actual Mena Thai or if the pics in the ad look the same as I've never seen her.

I can confirm that is Not the Meena who works occasionally in Cathcart.

[Boinky]

I can confirm that is Not the Meena who works occasionally in Cathcart.

Cheers.. 

[Uncle Buck]

I can confirm that is Not the Meena who works occasionally in Cathcart.

That’s all I needed to know.

Cheers Jock.

UB

[Glesgaboy]

New ad on Gumtree Glasgow for Kat...a name from the past , but I never did meet.
Any intel guys?
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[Rome66]

Saw her quite a while back , can be erratic as likes her polish vodka an red wine. Dissappears of to Poland and intermittently offers massage.  Flat was nice but not warm  enough , table and double bed if b2b is on offer. She was ( this could be nearly 2 years ago) £40 plus £15 for he. Massage was ok but was very very good at sensual. Really good sense of humour and had a couple of really good visits, culminating in her offering b2b , something I don't generally look for, but she really did turn me on. b2b revealed quite bad scarring from a childhood accident,  but she was ( then) lithe and very energetic.  Bit of a dodgy scheme where the flat is but I was there daytime.  Easy  parking.  Main issue was her reliability.

[Glesgaboy]

Thanks bud. Confirms my negative impression of her...
My attempts to book always fail due to no reply or poor comms.

[Uncle Buck]

Saw her quite a while back , can be erratic as likes her polish vodka an red wine. Dissappears of to Poland and intermittently offers massage.  Flat was nice but not warm  enough , table and double bed if b2b is on offer. She was ( this could be nearly 2 years ago) £40 plus £15 for he. Massage was ok but was very very good at sensual. Really good sense of humour and had a couple of really good visits, culminating in her offering b2b , something I don't generally look for, but she really did turn me on. b2b revealed quite bad scarring from a childhood accident,  but she was ( then) lithe and very energetic.  Bit of a dodgy scheme where the flat is but I was there daytime.  Easy  parking.  Main issue was her reliability.

Is she tall? Small? Fat? Thin? Where was she based?

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[Boinky]

"The Mulk" IIRC from other posters. (Castlemilk), in a very dodgy part of it where there's been some turf wars.

Can't answer your other questions UB as I haven't seen her.

[Rome66]

Same location having checked the ad. Very end of Ballantay rd. ( id hesitate to say cul de sac , maybe more dead end)
 Sure someone was killed off during a little turf dispute along there last year.  But it did feel safe at the times I went.  Kat (kasha I think)  was slim , about 5'3" ish good figure . 2 years though !! Must have a bill credit card bill or holiday to pay for , was the impression I got . Pay the bills and shut up shop till the next time.  She was top of my calls list for a few months and was a right good laugh. I think she  was in her mid thirties when I last visited. Very good at erotic / sensual.

[Uncle Buck]

Cheers Boinky. Cheers Rome66.

Based on the location, I’ll have a think.

UB

[Jock D]

"The Mulk" IIRC from other posters. (Castlemilk), in a very dodgy part of it where there's been some turf wars.

Can't answer your other questions UB as I haven't seen her.

This...I haven't been for 2 years...since the guy got shot & killed...it's probably the worst street in Castlemilk...I know people exaggerate about dodgy areas...but trust me this one really is.

It's a shame as she was good...very plain looking but a nice friendly girl who gave plenty of teasing during the massage & as Rome stated good sense of humour.

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That area is full of dangerous shite and CCTV cameras which are super accurate for facial identification.