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You talk like a bloke, and act like a bloke.

Have you heard the saying?:

“If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck – it probably is a duck.”

to be honest you chose the wrong quote for your argument. That quote tends to lend credence to the poster being a woman, in my experience.

Offline Dani

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An no reviews because a woman sees lots of men but prolly only one woman...so bingo she will know it's me.

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

Offline Matium


An no reviews because a woman sees lots of men but prolly only one woman...so bingo she will know it's me.

Does that matter?

I always state the time of the booking, the duration and the cost for both positive and negative reviews so WGs know I wrote a review on them.

femalepunter

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

I can see your point on giving oral for that long being hard work, I just meant I was easy money, I like to talk and the girl isn't 'working' while we are talking, hell - did a 3 hour booking once and never made it off the settee for talking

I just thought if I said I had been banned I'd get grief...so prolly expecting to get banned again

Offline maxxblue

to be honest you chose the wrong quote for your argument. That quote tends to lend credence to the poster being a woman, in my experience.

The quote is correct for the argument I was making. No big deal if you don't get it.

Funny how we asked if any female punters were on the board,  one came out of the closet,  then we tear them a new one for being a bloke...

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.

I also know of one WG who went to see a couple.  The wife enjoyed it so much that she started going to the WGs flat for secret in calls.  Class!

Offline JV547845

an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue.

+1

Offline smiths

No they wouldn't. If a female left a review on me I wouldn't know who she was as I see about one a month. I also book prossies as do others so those of us who are genuinely bi do get female clients

Oh and can I also say they are harder work than a male client as with a male after ace train amount of oral they want to fuck. Female clients however tend to want oral and toys for the whole booking and an hour of licking if bloody hard work and leaves you with a really sore jaw and mouth and tongue. It's easier to spend four hours sucking cock that one hour giving oral on a female.

If you are previously banned did admin allow you back?  Also why act as if it wasn't you who got banned by saying the other female punter and she was banned. Why not say I got banned because???

Yeah if i tried to lick pussy for an hour my tongue and jaw would seize up, mind you some punters can do so as i see at parties sometimes, clearly they have practised a lot, i certainly wouldnt want to spend an hour licking a WG out but each to their own as ever.

Offline pierrot

Funny how we asked if any female punters were on the board,  one came out of the closet,  then we tear them a new one for being a bloke...

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.

I also know of one WG who went to see a couple.  The wife enjoyed it so much that she started going to the WGs flat for secret in calls.  Class!

Rach still posts but I havent seen her report as such for a while.


 

Offline nova painted floozie

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I can see your point on giving oral for that long being hard work, I just meant I was easy money, I like to talk and the girl isn't 'working' while we are talking, hell - did a 3 hour booking once and never made it off the settee for talking

I'm really interested to hear your perspective and glad you joined the conversation. 
I have to point this out though: the girl is working during all of your tyme together.
I'm sure you're lovely to talk to but not everyone is. Today I saw a chap who wanted to talk about spirituality. It was incredibly hard work not to disagree the hell out of his world view. I would genuinely rather have spent all of that tyme having sex. The fixed smile started to give way at one point.

Offline punk

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.

Offline Matium

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.

They use strap ons!

 :diablo:

Offline punk


femalepunter

I'm really interested to hear your perspective and glad you joined the conversation. 
I have to point this out though: the girl is working during all of your tyme together.
I'm sure you're lovely to talk to but not everyone is. Today I saw a chap who wanted to talk about spirituality. It was incredibly hard work not to disagree the hell out of his world view. I would genuinely rather have spent all of that tyme having sex. The fixed smile started to give way at one point.

Hadn't actually thought about it like that...i'll just get straight to the bed next time :D

Offline infoseeker

There used to be a genuine female punter called Rachel on another forum.  Her field reports were sexy as hell.
Rach still posts but I havent seen her report as such for a while.

Perhaps she reviewed in the distant past but now for a long time she is the lowest form of life on that forum, she is just a fucking pundit.

My experience of her and that other female pundit Nit

Rach Female Punter ------> Rat Female Pundit
Nina Female Punter ------> Nit Female Pundit

Is that Female Punters should be treated with a huge dose of sceptism rather then lauded for the potential lesbian wankworthy reviews they could generate (which hold no appeal to me).  :unknown:

I could write at length about these two Thick cows and the crap they get up to.
In summary they act as a bridge between fluffies and Pro$$ies combining them against reviewing punters, think of them as a Trojan Horse (the scheming cunts).

Glad to see UK Puntings femalepunter has fucked off (again).  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: February 08, 2015, 08:28:41 PM by infoseeker »
Banning reason: Ignoring, annoying and pestering admin

Dont know how you women mange more than 20-25 minutes via mouth/tongue.
Well i know i can manage at least that and more so dont see why a lesbian cannot manage at least that and more.Mind after a long Reverse Oral session my tongue does get a little numb later in the day


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