External Link/Members Only£100 for 30 minutes
I don’t punt much these days, so I am selective, and I was impressed with this lady’s profile and photos. However I was sadly disappointed.
She was working for the usual upstairs flat in Gote Road in Cockermouth. Nice but not too easy to get to incognito. Communications were fine by phone.
I was let in and handed the cash and told to undress while she stashed it which seemed to take some time. She returned wearing large knickers and stockings. Certainly very different from her photos. She says she is 40 but she looks early 50s and not that good. I was not sure whether the 36JJs were her boobs or belly!
She claims to be intelligent and privately educated but it was difficult to make any conversation with her. She started with a pathetic effort at a back massage. As it was going nowhere, I turned over and asked for GFE. Her effort at kissing with tiny pecks. I tried to get her interested but I’d have got more response from a blow up doll!
I would say I was losing interest, but I’d never had any interest from the start! I asked her with finish me off with a HJ which she insisted was covered!
I dressed and left. I was out in 20 minutes, and she had spend 5 minutes of that stashing the money and another five with the so called back massage.
A total waste of money. Best avoided.
