External Link/Members OnlyI visited as the indefatigable mufflicker reviewed.
I don't share his cheek/game/front or whatever you'd call it so sadly didn't have quite the same experience.
It looked promising initially, nice decor etc, and I was greeted by an attractive woman who I assume was the Jan Muff refers to. She told me £65 for an hour (didn't offer a 30 mins option but I almost always go for a full hour massage anyway). There was another bloke hanging around in reception so I didn't ask if this was all inclusive (as was Muff's experience) though as £65 is way above the normal price for an hour I had hopes it may be. I was offered lemon grass tea and accepted and was told it would be brought later (sadly it wasn't, but this wasn't the biggest disappointment).
I went into a room and was left to strip. A few minutes later the masseuse entered and it wasn't Jan ... it was a short, dumpy, but well dressed woman who looked like she may have been even older than me, and, without wishing to be cruel, I'm guessing she wasn't much of a looker 30 or 40 years ago either.
However, the positives -
was a pretty decent massage with plenty of credit card swipes and ball sack tickles from the start, administered so skilfully that my initial intention not to indulge in any extras was forgotten.
The HE was very skilfully delivered up until the point of climax, long slow and teasing, including balls and ass.
The negatives
I did not find her at all attractive
She wanted £30 for HE (we agreed on £25 after a little haggle) which I guess isn't outrageous these days, but on top of the £65 I'd already paid made it a bit expensive I think.
She did occasionally press her (clothed) pussy against my hand or elbow but to be honest this made me less turned on than if she didn't ... I did not fancy her at all.
She stopped wanking me as soon as I started to cum ... which is always frustrating to say the least.
I probably wouldn't return but what she did well she did very well so it's a neutral from me.
