Hi was in the Redditch area last week fancied a good massage but failed miserably!.
First place I tried was a shop in Boeley Road, next to a load of eastern European shops with a retail park opposite. Shop door was closed and locked, no lights on and some guy on the till in the shop next door eyeballin me!, so I pissed off sharpish.
Then tried the shop at Crabs Cross 131 Redditch Rd, parked opposite in a small free carpark walked over tried the door and bell, nothing, no sign of life even the rotating open sign was switched off, bollox!. Walked back to the car across the small community orchard and stepped straight into a pile of DOG SHIT!, fuck it, day complete!
Anyone know if these two places are closed or was I just unlucky?.