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External Link/Members OnlyTLDR - Young girl, checks her phone a lot and puts little effort in to providing a massage, starts late and ends the massage early - waste of time and money!
Called and spoke to the SP in the afternoon to arrange meeting. English was ok and she sounded cute, she said she'd message the details and agree arrangements.
I arrived on time and was told to wait, which I said was no problem. Five mins later was given the green light to enter the block of serviced apartments.
In to the apartment and the SP, early 20s, had a cute face, stood wrapped in just a towel and was on her phone (probably arranging later bookings). I've no idea why but could sense a bit of frosty atmosphere straight away, but thought if I was polite and did with the usual pleasantries as we confirmed the damage (1 hour massage for £120) maybe she'd warm up a bit.
I accepted the offer of a quick shower to refresh and given a towel. I came out the bathroom and told to lie face down on the massage table which was in the middle of what is intended to be the kitchen area (sofa had been moved to make way for the table), and she continued to do something on her phone for a couple of minutes and then proceeded to put some music on.
I was face down but all I knew was she'd removed the towel and started to apply oil over my back and slide her hands to disperse the oil. I thought this was just to apply the oil before she started properly massaging the muscles but no, her technique was simply to splash the oil and push it over my back and down my legs. It was neither a sensual massage nor muscle relaxing massage, I've never experienced anything so lame. I thought I'd break the silence and ask a bit about her, how long she was here, where else she'd travelled but just got one word responses so was obvious she didn't want to chat.
The light rubbing/ stroking continued for about 15 mins, random moves of her hands and knuckles over my body without any real focus or effort. At one point she did open my legs so she cold get on to the table, but even then she was kneeling down and it was simply a different angle for her to rub a load of oil over my legs, no cc swipes at all.
After about 20 mins she did lean forward and try to rub her chest on my back but really there was no intent at making it erotic, just a token gesture of a back rub. I'm a bit lost for words to explain how lacklustre and pointless this whole time was. It must have been at about 40 mins she said to turn over and on to my back. Her bedside manner was so poor that I was tempted to leave it there and walk but thought I could at least check out her figure - fair complexion but not toned or slim as her pics make out.
I asked if it was ok to touch and was told, "not the pussy" so proceeded to gently stroke her ass and legs. She started to laugh, which was quite cute but then was told to stop as she was ticklish so then I couldn't even touch more and tbh the way she was stood it wasn't easy to reach her anyway.
The same poor technique continued on the front, she did go for my cock a few times but I given the atmosphere it was not arousing at all. After 50 mins she just stopped and announced the time was up, I said there was still some time but she said I needed time to shower and dress for her to be ready for the next customer.
It was all very cold and not welcoming at all. I felt I was particularly respectful and normal, I even asked if I'd done something wrong to offend her but she said no. I left and do feel like I was mugged off, I'm not going to kick off at her but it was an absolute joke of an experience. If someone has a different experience then fair play but really I can't see with that attitude she's going to get many regulars.
