Jesus guys,
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So my Plan A and B had gone to pot, my local seeking girls 'brother' had come to stay with her and i was left scrolling thinking with my dick. I have seen Lolly plenty of times and scrolled past. Her pics are completely my type but I have always found something better to do.
That fateful day around 2 weeks ago, I decided was the day. Comms were nice and easy, fired off a text, and postcode returned, i was actually only 12 minutes away, result? So i told her 15 mins and she said fine, she was getting ready.
got there, parked up. sat waiting for 5 minutes, not an issue though as i think 10 mins notice is a lot to ask anybody. got the text to say she was ready, invisible door trick.
Holy shit, I thought Mel B from BO selecta had answered the door. her face was a different colour to her body, she was not my type at all. now why didnt i walk? if you read my other reviews, i am a keen walker, 'wallet in the car' 'cash in the car' and i block and leg it. I have to be honest, i was gobsmacked and in shock at the state of this.
I couldnt even get a word in edgeways to try and talk my way out of the meet. £60 HH... i stood in amazement trying to figure out if she is a trans or just this bad. 6ft in heels, toe nails were awul, she was stick thin in a baggy 2 piece blue set, which just did nothing. I genuinely didnt know how i was going to get hard.
so off she fucks to stash the money whilst i get comfortable, I must be lay there for about 10 minutes, thinking, do i just get dressed and go, im not sure how i can do this, wtf is she doing, and finally she re appears, had to top her finger nails up... they were awful.
so she starts with some owo, it was ok, not the best and not the worst. and she asks if i lick pussy, i instinctively said yeah, because I do, I didnt mean i wanted to lick hers, but 10 seconds later im on the bed with her bare ass and pussy crawling toward my face. fuck, the smell!?
BO and Piss, thats all i can describe it as. shes bashing my cock like a good one, almost like she wants to pull it off. im pushing my head back into the pillows as far as it can go to try and avoid this atrocity smothering my face. I tap out, I laugh now because i literally tapped out. She responded " hmm wanna fuck this pussy now" and to be honest, gents, I wanted out. so on with the bag and im pumping away, she starts to suck my nipples, spank my ass and growling like dedree barlow clearing her throat. she then bends over and wants me to fuck her as hard as i can. I couldnt fuck her hard, i couldnt concentrate. i just had to finish. finally finished. pulled out and got dressed.
she then proceeds to tell me shes going to be a Doctor in some mental health thing... I would say a dreamer. She also told me about how the neighbour across the road keeps parking their car in her driveway... all this time i am edging closer and closer to the door.
she asks how it was and i take one final look up and down and reply " crazy' which she took as a positive.
Its only since logging on when im home that i have scrolled further down the the negative feedbacks, i wish i had scrolled before but the first few must be blind or have a weird bag head sense of taste.
shes milk bottle white, stick thing, size 11 feet with toe nail infection, orange face, and intense eyes which stare at you with out blinking. She smells like musty washing and fags. her pussy smells of BO and piss... up to you guys but id rather have a wank.
im off for a shower.
oh, and 34? not a chance. 40s, easily.
