THAI CLEO - NEGATIVE - Bait & Switch - South Quay, Canary Wharf

[Plexiehumper]

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Met Cleo the other day in June 2024 and it was the worst experience ever, and I had some dodgy ones... She was most defintiely on drugs, had zero sexuality, was commanding and rude, smelled bad and was arrogant.

I paid £100 for 30 mins.

Location close to South Quay DLR station, easy to get to and easy to find. Large apartment tower with concierge.

Comms: texted on the day and it was easy to arrange the booking.

Looks: Pics are NOT her! She is on the taller side for a Thai, full of tattoos, quite a nice dress but below average body... large tits, but a bit of sag, bit of tummy, unappealing bum. nice hair though. hardly any English and tried to upsell anal and an hour long.

Action: She shoved me in the shower and started vigorously cleaning my c*ck - nothing else. (I did shower before so that's probably the reason) she then commanded me to lay on the bad, I wanted to hug her and caress her body, standing, but she was having none of that. she then proceeded to wipe my cock with cheap toilet paper that then stuck to the head and was very unpleasant. i tried touching her body but she moved around for me not to be able to. i knew this was gonna be a carcrash but was still hoping for the best... she was flicking my nipple with her tonge and giving me pecks of kisses on my body. NOT in a sensual manner... I once took the trash down with more passion to be honest. her oral skills were abysmal and was yanking my c*ck like those the strings you needed to flush old toilets with. again, zero sensuality and my c*ck started to lost interest... I was non-erect and limp. that's what she wanted to jump on it and started shagging as if I was fully erect. as if she hadn't registered my wet-rope syndrome... I told her to go slow, and I'd need some time but she probably couldn't hear me over the demonic rage that overcame her. I was actually freaked out but thought this would be a cool story later. not a sexy story...

Conclusion: run for the hills...

PS: I don't feel the creator of the AW civiliser plugin gets enough praise. You, Sir, are a true legend! https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=280743.0


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[Dax]

The girl in the picture is Tara that used to work at Bayswater. I think she's been away for a couple of months now as she use to work for many Thai agencies, but is no longer on any of them. Guessing Tara herself is back in Thailand.

[Dax]

This profile seems to be at the same location External Link/Members Only you might of seen her?

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

OMG!  Thanks for that Mr PH, I actually had her as a definite as I'm in the Capital this weekend  E14 and was really looking forward to bumping genitals with her.

So, defo not the same girl?  Tattoos not match up?  Sounds like a car crash of a meet and you just saved my cash and punting sanity..

Ho Hum! onwards and inwards ......hopefully..

[Plexiehumper]

This profile seems to be at the same location External Link/Members Only you might of seen her?

That is her exactly!!!

[Plexiehumper]

OMG!  Thanks for that Mr PH, I actually had her as a definite as I'm in the Capital this weekend  E14 and was really looking forward to bumping genitals with her.

So, defo not the same girl?  Tattoos not match up?  Sounds like a car crash of a meet and you just saved my cash and punting sanity..

Ho Hum! onwards and inwards ......hopefully..

My pleasure! (look at that, this is the most pleasure I got out of that meet... ) if you wanna do a TOFTT, I've had her in my crosshairs... but I fear it will be a similar experience and at £150 for 30mins it's an expensive one to take a punt on.
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but for a serious recommendation for you, either of the below are amazing service providers. They're well reviewed here and I met all three of them.
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[Dax]

That is her exactly!!!

You should edit your original post and include her link so it appears under her reviews.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Talk about "Great Minds...."  I had GiGi Thai down only as a reluctant last  resort because of that price....

Nicole I've seen a few times....when she's on form she's reaaaally good......Meh! when not.  Put on a bit of extra too apparently.

Jasmine is still away.....just my luck..Damn it!

Jenny, I love Jenny to bits..seen her a few times and may well pop in again this weekend....  Wait!......Are you following me sir?   

[Plexiehumper]

Talk about "Great Minds...."  I had GiGi Thai down only as a reluctant last  resort because of that price....

Nicole I've seen a few times....when she's on form she's reaaaally good......Meh! when not.  Put on a bit of extra too apparently.

Jasmine is still away.....just my luck..Damn it!

Jenny, I love Jenny to bits..seen her a few times and may well pop in again this weekend....  Wait!......Are you following me sir?   

hah, happy to follow, you certainly have an eye for talent! Who's next that is new?

[Plexiehumper]

You should edit your original post and include her link so it appears under her reviews.

I'm afraid I cant edit... but if a mod could add this URL to my original post for tracking I'd be grateful:

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