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Offline ollie52

http://www.diamondsofnewcastle.com/Newcastle_Escort/575/Newcastle_Escort_Lana.html

Last minute booking very horny only options were Molly or Lana from Diamonds - remembering the bad reviews of Molly punted for Lana - huge mistake.

I am going to repeat a lot of detailed dialogue here probably the only way to get a true feel of how bad it was.

Location block of flats opposite the Sleeperz hotel in the city centre. Flat was clean and felt safe and discrete.
Gets to the room meets Lana who is gorgeous a definite 10
After handing over the money she asks me if I am fresh - as I have just showered yes.
She tells me to take my clothes off so she can massage me, I reply that I want to get down to business as it is only 30 minute punt. No I must do massage she says. I should have got my money back and walked then.

Got to say her massage is quite good after a few minutes she asks me to turn over, she has taken her bra off revealing a perfect set of tits. She starts rubbing her nipples on my body, and kissing my nipples this is turning me on so I suck on one of her nipples she reals back in horror and shouts "what are you doin, they are too sensitive you cannot do that".

I have had some frigid punts but have always been able suck on a girls nipple - mood is killed I decide to do one
"where are you goin we haven't done the best bit yet" I should have walked again but take a look at her body and decide to stay.

We move on to covered oral, nothing special during this I start caressing her tits, no pinching, just with the palm of my hand she moves her body so I cannot touch them.

I ask her if she does kissing "on the lips she replies - no". "How about your body I say", "yes but not these" she says pointing to her tits.

So I kiss her body and go down on her, got to say it was incredibly fresh and tight. This gets me in the mood so we move on to sex (after she lubes up both me and her). Started off with doggy then tried to move on to spooning but she keeps raising her legs so I can't get near her pussy. I ask her if she can move her legs down to which she says "you only got 8 minutes left". OK so I ask where I can cum "not on any part of me", my little fella has given up so I start to get dressed.

As I am getting dressed I tell her that she is gorgeous and with a bit better attitude, and enthusiasm she could make a fortune. She spits back "What the fuck you expec for £50". I tell her that is the going rate and you can get everything for that.
 

Offline johnny34

Thanks for the review ollie.

Had thought about seeing her, but not now. Terrible attitude is a real mood killer.

I guess I will be avoiding this one then :thumbsdown:

Offline portable

No I must do massage she says. I should have got my money back and walked then.

Un-fucking believable. Sounds like she's every one of my pet hates wrapped up in one petite ball of bitterness. "Shall we start off with a massage?" is my number 1 pet hate. You're an escort, not a masseuse. Even if you were a trained masseuse, I'm not in the mood and you don't have a proper massage table. Absolutely hate that bullshit. Can't believe she said she "had to" do it. WTF?

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As I am getting dressed I tell her that she is gorgeous and with a bit better attitude, and enthusiasm she could make a fortune. She spits back "What the fuck you expec for £50". I tell her that is the going rate and you can get everything for that.

 :lol: What did she after that?



I was going to book in a couple of evenings ago and was recommended lana. I didn't book in the end, but came close to. The photos on her profile look stunning... I feel relieved after reading this that I didn't see her.
That is always the risk of seeing a new girl... And I mentioned this to diamonds as to why I wasn't going to confirm the booking. Unfortunately someone has to bite the bullet. Occasionally it pays off, other times not.
In this cases thanks for taking one for the team as it were... I will save the cash for someone else.

Offline themademan2

Cheers Ollie, naming and shaming lasses like this is important so the rest of us members and visitors to this site take heed
Banning reason: Undesirable and untrustworthy. Treat all posts by this member with suspicion.

Offline Toshiba



Unreal attitude, i suggest no UKP punters book her to teach the stroppy cunt a lesson in service, snobby little madame who should look at herself and be reminded shes a whore

Sorry guys but attitudes like hers rile me

Never in a million years would i pay her a penny

What a shame, I saw her on the diamonds page and thought she looked awesome.

Won't be seeing her until she sharpens up.

Offline carl.s

thanks for the review, was thinking of seeing her aswell. This is why i use this site, just saved me £50 haha

Many thanks for honest review and save a lot of lads hard earned cash getting wasted. :thumbsup:

Offline sentinel

Yet another Diamonds stroppy bitch, needs a good kick up the arse.

But as long as the money keeps rolling then the agency couldn't give a shit.

Banning reason: Fluffy dick


Offline Jamessn

 This has been my experience over the last couple of years, with a few exceptions. None of them is still about, saw Kandi once, then she gave up

So fed up of wasting cash not seen anyone in a long, long time.

Will the WG never learn that we don't go there to chat, look or for a crap massage. We go to touch, suck and shag.


« Last Edit: October 22, 2014, 10:20:07 AM by Jamessn »

Offline Toshiba

This has been my experience over the last couple of years, with a few exceptions. None of them is still about, saw Kandi once, then she gave up

So fed up of wasting cash not seen anyone in a long, long time.

Will the WG never learn that we don't go there to chat, look or for a crap massage. We go to touch, suck and shag.


Youd be surprised at why people go, some do just like to chat, some like jelly beans fed to them for 30mins and some want a bedtime story read to them, all of these ive been told by a WG ....

But yes the vast majority dont want too much chat but i infact dont mind it.


Youd be surprised at why people go, some do just like to chat, some like jelly beans fed to them for 30mins and some want a bedtime story read to them, all of these ive been told by a WG ....

But yes the vast majority dont want too much chat but i infact dont mind it.

I find most girls don't say much with my cock down the back of their throat  :cool:

Offline Musicman

Sounds and looks like a couple of EE lasses creeping back in. Typical attitude of those girls. Thanks for the review.

Offline Greenman

Thanks for the review
You have saved a lot of us money
Most of my punts have been good in the last couple of years apart from holly at armour and this report is what this forum is all about
She is in the wrong job

Offline greychap

I had planned to see this girl but ended up having to cancel maybe a good thing by looking at the review. I usually have a 1hr incall so not sure wether she would have had a better attitude for more money. It seems quite a few escorts don't like the £50 30 minute sessions as I have had this said to me before.

I don't have any sympathy for her attitude on the money  I have been told that Diamonds take £25 off the £50 so yes the escorts don't earn much but as far as I am concerned don't work there if you are so unhappy and feel bitterness towards the men that visit you, find somewhere else to work where you can earn more and don't feel so disgusted with yourself or go independent or maybe just quit the business all together. I did not realise before I had to cancel that she was not English I over looked that so also pleased that I did not make the booking.
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline Bengeo13

I don't suppose there's an updated review for Lana?
Is there any evidence of a change in attitude?

Offline Highlander

I don't suppose there's an updated review for Lana?
Is there any evidence of a change in attitude?

I'd avoid mate. I saw her a few weeks after the OP after another Diamonds girl cancelled on me and I had a very similar experience to him. I wish I hadn't bothered. She is really fit but she know's it and thinks she doesn't have to try!

She offered such a limited range of services that I left frustrated and unfulfilled which is not ideal when you've just spent £50.  Cant remember too much about it now other than she wouldn't let me do certain positions such as doggy and the ones she did let me do I couldn't go too deep (controlled me with her legs), gave a poor covered BJ, poor handjob and had a go at me for "not focusing" when she couldn't make me cum. Bit of a joke really, I rang Diamonds to complain but they basically told me that it's not their fault she doesnt do X,Y,Z etc...

Offline Bengeo13

Thanks HI,
You and me are pretty much aligned with our preferences so I'll continue to steer clear.
But you know how it is - she looks fit as fuck but experience tells us it ends in disappointment.
I'm just looking for an undiscovered treasure out there!


Offline portable

Thinks she doesn't have to try!

She wouldn't let me do certain positions such as doggy and the ones she did let me do I couldn't go too deep (controlled me with her legs),

Gave a poor covered BJ

Poor handjob

And had a go at me for "not focusing" when she couldn't make me cum.


So she is above letting a guy be intimate with her, but then blames him for not being able to cum? Vile, vain with a dose of self-hatred and greed for the money. What a joke. Girls like this shouldn't escorting.

The fluffy reviewer "Scott" on the Diamond website is a moron, and/or works for Diamonds no doubt.


I'd avoid mate. I saw her a few weeks after the OP after another Diamonds girl cancelled on me and I had a very similar experience to him. I wish I hadn't bothered. She is really fit but she know's it and thinks she doesn't have to try!

I'd have to agree, didn't really want to see her after reading what all you guys thought of her, but she was available just when I wanted it, and the location was near as well, and I remembered reading what great tits she has.

Must admit she is sooooo fit, and her tits are amazing; best I've seen, but yeah the service was lacklustre. Maybe I caught her in a good mood, as she did let me suck those tits, and feel them up without being told off, but the rest was same, covered oral and awkward at the sex...

If she had the right attitude, she would probably be one of the busiest WGs in Newcastle

Offline Bengeo13

Sounds like there's been an improvement though!
I guess it's always possible that girls work on their skills, or even read what we have to say that will help them make a bucketload of money.
However, from my experiences there seems little improvement from EE ladies, a general disdain for the customer seems inherently embedded in their culture.
The tits are tempting though!   

Offline wantwant

I'm getting that itch again... I might risk it with Lana - I need to be able to fuck a really hot one. If she is rigid with me, I'm just going to fuck her really hard - what will she say then? Ha




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