External Link/Members OnlyHad my eye on this one for a while. Saw a few 'so so' reviews on here.
Firstly, comms were OK for first message, agreed time, when I arrived she put it back 15 mins, then a further 10 mins as apparently her landlord was there. Which I know was tosh as I was parked outside. Agreed £40 for h/h with HJ.
She was quite attractive in a strange Ruja Ignatova kind of way, and had on a leopardskin onesie thing. I asked her what extra's, and the only one was topless £20 with no touching, or any b2b etc I declined. Whats the point?
She had picture of her boyfriend on the wall, who appeared to be upstairs, and the place smelt of dog and cigarettes. The table was in the living room and on it's last legs. It nearly collapsed once or twice. I was scared of getting my bollocks trapped in a hinge mechanism and having to try and explain that to the missus.
No towels or pillows or anything like that. The head part comes out of the top of the table which is weird. No nice music or smelly stuff etc.
Basically not a great setup at all.
She was nice and chatty enough to be fair. Started on my legs, moved up to my back and shoulders but it was not good at all really. Nowhere near as good as a normal massage. I dont think she is trained. There was no swipes or anything like that.
I turned over, still Mr Floppy, and she said "I'll start here" and went straight for it like a jackhammer. Picture a magpie attacking a slug. But there was a serious lack of rhythmn too, I had to ask her slow down a couple of times and massage my balls, and I nearly had to make my excuses and leave without coming. I've never lost wood in a massage before. She finally slowed down a bit and got the deed done, which was a fucking relief. Then to clean up - she gave me some kitchen wipes and told me to sort myself out.
So I sat there, wiping my cock clean with a roll of Jumbo chuckling to myself.
Lovely girl but won't return.
