Amused by her latest Gumtree ad'.
External Link/Members Only"Closing down on 15th June.
After 8 years of endless time wasters, 24/7 text messages and inappropriate enquiries, I am going exclusive!
I now only have time for clients who have shown their unwavering support of the years.
If you wish to be considered for my new and exclusive association at a private location after 16th June, please get in touch and be sure to save my number as after 15th June I will be offline.
Until then, normal service continues at my dedicated studio in Norwich.
Apologies, but if you go straight through to my answerphone, you have been delisted.
Please call for all details and to discuss your requirements. _07754630595.
I am unable to respond to general text enquiries.
If I am busy and cannot answer, please do leave a message and I will call you back.
This is a non-sexual professional service. "
Then over on VS:
External Link/Members Only"Ok. Listen up! After 8 years of time wasters and tyre kickers, I am closing down! Regular clients who have supported me over the years are my only interest now.
If you are interested in joining an exclusive association and want to be considered, being welcomed at a private location after 16th June, please call me to be considered. Only prevetted clients will be accepted after 16th June!
After 15th June my profile will be offline, so SAVE MY NUMBER. If you snooze you will lose.
Until then, my service continues as advertised.
📞CALLS ONLY _07902571593 POST CODE: NR2 1NR
Welcome to Vanilla Spice, the home of erotic sensual massage in Norwich, delivered to you by a full figure curvy and extremely busty 38GG, mature 52 year old English lady.
My prices are fully inclusive of massage and relief ending.
DELUXE MASSAGE
Delivered topless, very sensual and you can touch me anywhere.
30 mins £60
60 mins £80
90 mins £110.
NATURIST MASSAGE
Delivered fully naked and the ultimate sensual erotic experience
30 mins £70
60 mins £100
90 mins £140
❗IMPORTANT INFO - PLEASE READ❗
Please do read my ad in full before calling me. Arrive clean and fresh. I will be. It's an intimate massage so hygiene is essential!
If you cost me money, inconvenience me or disrespect me, you will be blocked
Remember it is sensual and not sexual. You'll have a great time.
Vanilla x"
I only ever met her once when she worked near Dereham and these ad's confirm my impression from then, of a miserable so n so, though I know some others on here have rated her massage skills.
It's ridiculous to moan about "inappropriate enquiries" when your advert has a pic' of your tits in a wet T-shirt and says "you can touch me anywhere". Of course people are going to want to explore the limits, that's the business she's in. If she really has a regular client base then I'd urge them to have a good look at what else Norwich has to offer.