External Link/Members OnlyI came across this Gumtree ad and thought it interesting for two reasons: first, there aren't many Chinese places in Leeds (which I prefer to Thai), and second, the low prices suggest to me that extras are on offer, because what business can survive on £40 p/hr?
An enquiry about any experience of the place on here proved fruitless, so I decided to TOFTT and booked it. The process was weird and protracted. I used the advertised number to enquire, but answers came back via a different number, and never quite answered the question. After an hour's ping-ponging I'd pretty much given up on it, but then got a reply from someone who seemed to speak English and was responding more rapidly. I clarified the price, got told £40, pointed out the advert said £20 for the first booking, and this was agreed. So I booked it for this afternoon.
Later I got a text saying they had a new girl starting and would I mind having two girls doing the massage for the same price! Let me think....!
a 4 hand massage for £20? There's absolutely no way this can be legit
So I turned up at the location (Woodhouse bordering Little London) and found a fortified premises, possibly occupied by a drug dealer in a former life, so was prepared to walk. Lots of key turning, gate opening etc and was greeted by a 40-ish Chinese lady in a legit looking uniform, all smiley etc but clearly with zero English. Via sign language got directed into the room, more sign language told kit off, and to pay. Wanted £50. I pointed out the agreement for £20. They then asked for £40, I stood my ground and showed the text, so £20 accepted.
I was in a bit of doubt already, so was going to keep my pants on, but thought, sod it, it's up to them where it goes, and for £20 for a four hander it can't possibly be legit. So keks off!
The door opened and one lady appeared, a different one to the one who answered the door, but both were 40-ish, 5'4''-ish, and milf next door sufficiently attractive, size 10s. So the massage began by her putting a towel over me, and pummelling through the towel. It was ok actually. Then the door opened and the other woman came in, and joined in the massage. She was clearly the student.
There followed about 45 mins of hard massage, which I rarely get at my usual places, then the flip, I was covered again, but some of the rubs in my inner thighs got near to the mark, but sadly never near enough. It culminated in one giving a head massage while the other massaged my lower abdomen, and I was convinced this was when it would happen!
It didn't.
Then their phone rang and the door bell went at the same time, so they both exited the room without a word to me, and never came back! Totally weird. I called out to them but got no response, so guessing it was near the hour point I got up and started dressing. One then popped her head in and confirmed it was finished, so I finished dressing and left, and that was it.
Totally bizarre. I've given it a neutral because nothing was advertised that wasn't delivered, in fact the massage was technically very good, and I know there are some on here that would go for that, but for the majority of us, the answer to the "WSWS" question is, she won't!
