Fancied trying this place out so text the number and got a fairly quick response. Half an hour later I was there and climbing the stairs. As previous reviews have mentioned, this place uses a shared entrance with several other businesses but as I was there at 6pm, they were all closed. If you're of a nervous disposition then you'd probably want to visit in the evening to avoid any unwanted attention.
I was greeted by Ava (she pronounced it Aiwa but then spelt it for me). She was slim, mid-forties, long black hair, dressed in all black uniform. I struggled to understand her english a few times but we got there. Paid the £50 massage fee by card (hey, it's a business expense isn't it? I'm claiming that back for staff wellness!). She showed me into a room with two huge massage tables and left me alone to get ready. I knew that extras were hit and miss at this place so I didn't expect anything but hoped for the best, so I stripped naked and lay face down on one of the tables - it was really comfy (I'm a big guy so I'm usually spilling off massage tables, but not this one).
Ava didn't blink when she saw I was naked and although she occasionally covered me with a towel, more often than not during the next hour I was swinging free and natural.
What followed was an excellent Thai massage where she worked out all the knots in my body and stretched out my muscles. At no point was there mention of extras and I didn't bring it up so I can't complain.
After the hour was up, she left me to get dressed. There was a shower down the corridor but I didn't ask to use it as was planning on showering when I got home.
I picked up my loyalty card (pay for 6 massages and get the next one half price) and went on my way.
I'll come back and see if I can eventually get lucky.