Petite Mimi - B2B Massage with OWO - Hammersmith W6

[crunchy_guy]

Link: External Link/Members Only
Fee: £90 for one hour

I was alerted to Mimi through UKP, a review by bluelad in Escort Reviews > London.  Having been out of the game for a while, I wanted a tried and tested girl.  In summary, while I find the specifics of that particular review a little on the fluffy side, Mimi was a very solid punt for me with noted caveats.

COMMS - Absolutely SHIT! The boss who handles comms, replied my initial message after two fucking days. Never directly answered any specific questions I asked when trying to arrange a time. When a time was finally agreed, I was told to "wait a while" on arrival.  It turned out to only be 10 mins but its never comfortable with blue balls, not knowing if you will need to execute plan B.

THE GIRL - Mimi is neither "gorgeous" or "chinese" but some other asian and is reasonable attractive. Friendly, softly spoken, greeting me with a warm hug but its no GFE service.  Not a hint of DFK, or any kissing, but some air kisses and an accidental half lip kiss as I was leaving. She did suck my ear at some point during B2B but it felt a bit scripted.

THE SESSION - A very VERY good professional massage, she knows how to handle a muscle or two. Things got sensual with around 10-15 minutes left. Off came the bra and standing B2B was delivered well, using her B/C cups to good effect all over me. The thong came off on turnover but not much in the way of body slides. She offered OWO for £30 which I declined as I didn't bring any extra cash.  She then started sucking away for free    She flipped into 69 position but wasn't tasting too fresh. I slipped a finger in the 19th hole as she sucked and wanked me to completion. I think she took a CIM but it was all a bit hazy at that point. Helped soap me up the shower for a bit before leaving to prepare the room for the next punter who was already waiting somewhere.

CONCLUSION - I got my full hour so no issues there. Great value for money considering OWO was thrown in but a bit too mechanical for my liking. If she put the same patience into the sensual stuff as the deep tissue, it would have been awesome but sadly its a lost art on most of these girls who seemingly and probably unknowingly, rush through the fun stuff. I'm a bit too critical as I want perfection but she fully deserves a positive review.

[petercamford]

Do you think she is the same girl ss in the AW pictures ?

[crunchy_guy]

Do you think she is the same girl ss in the AW pictures ?

Possibly, but most probably not

[Classicenchanting]

Having spoken a fair bit of Chinese with Mimi when she was back at Oxford Circus… are you certain this person wasn’t Chinese?

[crunchy_guy]

Having spoken a fair bit of Chinese with Mimi when she was back at Oxford Circus… are you certain this person wasn’t Chinese?

Without coming across as ignorant, I can't neccesarily tell the difference between Asians - nor do I really care. I do know from experience, there are very few genuine Chinese sensual providers, although they all claim to be Chinese. Mimi mentioned a country where she was from, and it wasn't China! Statistically however, there is around a 20% chance any random person you meet is Chinese and a higher percentage that whatever you are wearing or using is made in China.

[scutty brown]

..................I do know from experience, there are very few genuine Chinese sensual providers, although they all claim to be Chinese.............

That's quite simply nonsense

[LLPunting]

Without coming across as ignorant, I can't neccesarily tell the difference between Asians - nor do I really care. I do know from experience, there are very few genuine Chinese sensual providers, although they all claim to be Chinese. Mimi mentioned a country where she was from, and it wasn't China! Statistically however, there is around a 20% chance any random person you meet is Chinese and a higher percentage that whatever you are wearing or using is made in China.

Setting aside what could be an inflamatory "they all look the same to me" remark through deliberate or ignorant use of the wrong term...
There's so much horseshit in this statement the poo emoji isn't big enough.  Statistically illiterate, demographically ignorant and the stuff of political flim flam using unqualified generalisations to bring "truth" to out of context statements that people of a certain persuasion will hang off because they are bigots who can't comprehend numbers nor visualise relative proportions even when it might only involve a few hundred people in their immediate experience.