So, after a few years off from punting, for health reasons tbh, I decided to return to action. Studying the AW site, I realised what a desert Bedford has become. I picked Cindy as the best of a bad bunch. Here's what transpired:
External Link/Members OnlyEasy to book via whatsapp. Location by the hospital and easy to find, sufficient parking and easy entry into the flats.
Flat was in darkness as she let me in, ushering me to the bedroom, also in darkness. "How long do you want to stay" she says - idiot says "an hour" - £130. Her profile had said she was British but when I asked her (the accent tipped me off) she said she is Hungarian. Not a problem, I thought, I've fucked a Hungarian porn star and it was great! Hmmm....
Bathroom light went on and I saw Cindy in all her half-lit bang average glory. Ridiculous fake blonde wig, about 5'2" tall, fantastic tits, to be fair, but the rest looked worn out. Facially she was okay - not ugly but neither was she a beauty.
She gave me a reasonable BJ, a 10 second titwank and then on with the condom and she straddled me. No chat, no pretend moans and groans, all pretty functional - and then it dawned on me - WTF am I doing? The wig was getting to me. I decided I'd be better off out of there so told her I'd cum already, and thank you very much. 15 minutes of pure disappointment.
Have I learned my lesson? Probably not, but that's half the adventure, right?
