Author Topic: Desi Mouse - Birmingham  (Read 17541 times)


18 review(s) for Desi-Mouse (16 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline zid

Meet happened early March.

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30 mins £100
Venue (I cannot remember what it is called).  It is on Spring Hill near the big Tesco's, on the main rd.

Called Desi Mouse earlier in the day. No answer, so left a voice mail.  A few mins later I get a text saying 'sorry I missed your call'.  I called back and she sounded so sweet on the phone.  Enquired if 30 mins was available and time. She said "yes".  Asked if I could smoke in the premises.  She replied "It was not allowed" (even though it states smoking fetish on the enjoy list).  That was fine.  I asked her to wear Red Lipstick and High Heels, to which she replied "sure".

Drove to the venue.  Nightmare finding a parking space.  Eventually found one and walked to the venue.  Was 5 mins earlier.

Once there, you pay the maid/boss (you confirm lady & duration).  She then lets you in through the door.  The maid/boss lady asked to take a seat and Desi Mouse will be out shortly.

I was sitting there for a few mins.  Another lady came out half dressed and was talking the boss lady.  I went to the toilets and came back.  Still no sign of Desi Mouse.  I was sitting in the foyer for about 10 mins.  Then a Desi Mouse appears with a punter, opens the front door for him and says "good bye".

This punter walks past me with his head down and I am in full view of him (if you do book her be mindful that you could possibly bump into punters leaving)!!!

Desi Mouse then comes over to me.  She says hi & confirms duration and takes me to the room.

She is exactly like her pics. Nice slim Asian/Indian girl, I would say about a size 10 maybe.  She is cute and softly spoken.  Pierced nipples & wears glasses.  She was wearing some fluffy slippers and a pink/red baby doll nightie.  I thought she may put her lipstick on in the room and heels as requested.

Get to the room and OMG - The stench in room of 'BO' hit me and I choked/coughed slightly. This could have been the previous punter/s. (could have used some air freshener). The room was just a small room with a some boxes in the corner, dimly lit and massage bed (thingy) by the wall.  A towel was spread slightly on the boxes and there is a clock on the wall. Desi mouse smiled and said, let me freshen up.  She used some mouth was and that was it. 

Desi Mouse looked at the clock as she came close and we started kissing.  No lipstick & no heels.

The stench in the room was really bad.  I tried to breath shallow, so not to smell too much of it.  Moved over to the bed, saw it was covered in stains.  Could have wiped it down between punts.

She started to give me a blow job.  It was a bit fast for my liking.  Good eye contact and groped her tits.  After a few minutes, I asked for a condom and she lay down on the bed.  Stared to fuck her, after a while I asked to get into 'doggy' position.  Got close to enter her pussy and got a wiff from her arse.

This coupled with 'BO' really put me off and I lost wood.

Asked her for a blow job, which she duly obliged.  I asked if I could film her & she was ok with that.  This time I directed on her on to give me a blow job & she followed instructions very well.

After a short while I came in her mouth.  She kept sucking for a few moments after and then she swallowed the lot. She smiled and said 'Thank you'.

I got up, took the condom off and picked up the towel to clean myself. Then thought, what if the the previous punter had used it and just left it there.  Asked for a wipe and cleaned up.

Had a very brief chat and left. 

It was a breathe of fresh air coming out of that room.

Positives:
Very lovely cute girl.
Takes instructions well.
Does what she says.

Negatives:
Conveyor belt system.
Does not seem to take she showers between meets.
The smell in the room was over powering.
Bed was not clean and could have been wiped down.
Punters bumping into other in the foyer.
Wiff from her arse.
Not the tidiest of rooms.

She is a lovely girl and if circumstances were different, I would have enjoyed this punt.  If my opinion if she had her own place, she would be very popular and busy girl.
In this instance it is a negative.   

Offline Dark Vader

Damn, she was on my hit list but I'm not going to that bloody venue. If she takes directions well I'll just tell her to wash her stank ass  :sarcastic:

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Damn, she was on my hit list but I'm not going to that bloody venue. If she takes directions well I'll just tell her to wash her stank ass  :sarcastic:

Good one  :vomit:

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After a short while I came in her mouth.  She kept sucking for a few moments after and then she swallowed the lot. She smiled and said 'Thank you'.

I got up, took the condom off and picked up the towel to clean myself. Then thought, what if the the previous punter had used it and just left it there.  Asked for a wipe and cleaned up.



Thanks for the review mate. She's someone i have seen before and at that same venue but i must of got lucky as she was usually free when i went with none of the issues mentioned but I'll be keeping it in mind if i see her again there.

Just wanted to clarify something in the review however as I'm a bit confused on the CIM and swallow part as you said she swallowed the load but you followed that up with you took the condom off after and tried to clean up using a towel.


Offline Hornylad

mate am not being funny but damn she is ugly for an asian girl.. i dont know how people actually pay her. you can get a solid 8/9 out of 10 bird for that price and then you go for an ugly 2 out of 10 with spots all over her body and tits that are simply not attractive…

suppose attraction is subjective!!!

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mate am not being funny but damn she is ugly for an asian girl.. i dont know how people actually pay her. you can get a solid 8/9 out of 10 bird for that price and then you go for an ugly 2 out of 10 with spots all over her body and tits that are simply not attractive…

suppose attraction is subjective!!!

I don’t think she’s that bad and the service she gives is very submissive and kinky and she’s very compliant so think it’s also down to the Serb or she provides but I totally get your point. I sometimes question some punters choices on larger ladies for example for each to their own and guess that’s what makes this hobby so diverse.

Offline pbrown355

Hornylad, Couldn't find your review.

Offline Placebo88

Hornylad, Couldn't find your review.

I think he was giving his opinion on her profile photos. Good that she shares such clear photos unlike most of the few indian origin escorts there are around. She looks young, in good shape and sounds keen and I don't think her face looks too bad in the pics.

What is too bad is that if you find her through AW there is no clue that she works out of a seedy, dirty, indiscreet brothel. At her price, with her doing her own comms and how her profile is written I'd absolutely expect an independent set-up. I imagine a lot of punters would abort as soon as they discovered exactly where they were headed.

Offline zid

Thanks for the review mate. She's someone i have seen before and at that same venue but i must of got lucky as she was usually free when i went with none of the issues mentioned but I'll be keeping it in mind if i see her again there.

Just wanted to clarify something in the review however as I'm a bit confused on the CIM and swallow part as you said she swallowed the load but you followed that up with you took the condom off after and tried to clean up using a towel.

Sorry. My mistake. I got it all mixed up. After I lost my boner, I took the the condom off I asked for OWO till i came in her mouth, which she swallowed.
Thanks for highlighting this Ali.

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Offline pbrown355

Yes, just reread hornylad's comment and it's comments could easily have come from her profile

Offline Placebo88

Profile says she works from "GJFY" - presumably this place
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Thanks. I somehow missed that, even though it is written after every date she is working from there. I guess from her perspective it is a convenient, probably cheaper set-up but reviews like this are going to stop many punters from seeing her based on this alone.

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There's some online videos of her bareback gangbanging a fat-bastard gay bear tag-team. Imagine the Village People weighing 20 stone each and you'll get the idea............
No I'm not going to link to it.


Offline Rabalder

There's some online videos of her bareback gangbanging a fat-bastard gay bear tag-team. Imagine the Village People weighing 20 stone each and you'll get the idea............
No I'm not going to link to it.

surprised this hasn't been mentioned earlier, they are on her AW page > movies tab.
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shame really, I think she's got potential to be more premium (...drop bb/tidy herself up a bit/be selective) but seemed to have aimed for lowest and cheapest standards.

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There's some online videos of her bareback gangbanging a fat-bastard gay bear tag-team. Imagine the Village People weighing 20 stone each and you'll get the idea............
No I'm not going to link to it.

Not sure why your not linking it unusual for you..

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Offline Bigindian69

she was on my next to go to ... not now especially after the wiffy arse

Offline Hornylad

err watched the video its enough to be put off any hooker watching them in a situ like that. dirty barebacker!!

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Not sure why your not linking it unusual for you..

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I was trying to eat lunch at the time

Offline fairyguy

err watched the video its enough to be put off any hooker watching them in a situ like that. dirty barebacker!!

Punting is not for the faint hearted son

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Seeing those videos has now put me off completely. I won’t be seeing her again even though I did enjoy what time o did have with her.

Offline grouper

mate am not being funny but damn she is ugly for an asian girl.. i dont know how people actually pay her. you can get a solid 8/9 out of 10 bird for that price and then you go for an ugly 2 out of 10 with spots all over her body and tits that are simply not attractive…

suppose attraction is subjective!!!

Kinda agree from her photos, not really for me. However, I did see her in passing at GFY, and she did look relatively cute in real life.

I guess one of the selling points is that she's asian, not really for me cuz I am asian.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2024, 09:29:47 am by grouper »

Offline Cryton123

err watched the video its enough to be put off any hooker watching them in a situ like that. dirty barebacker!!

She’s also does porn. Porn stars fuck on camera without condoms, and as far as I’m aware everyone is tested for STI’s etc.

If you don’t want to see escorts barebacking on camera, don’t see escorts who also shoot porn  :unknown:  :hi:

Offline anonman2

I’ve fucked her at a few different parties (all reviewed). Never noticed a BO problem, in fact she’s always been one of my favourites at them. Very submissive and a good fuck.

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Profile says she works from "GJFY" - presumably this place
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Two of the girls on their roster have been featured on the BB gangbang videos

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Two of the girls on their roster have been featured on the BB gangbang videos

I’m sure it’s been said but majority of the ones who now work at GJFY and at TPC Aston are doin low budget porn and if I remember right some also have OF and social media which they do BB (but could just be clips from the porn shoots). So the question I pose isn’t “would you shag a prossie who does BB” but “would you shag a budget porn star with a Johnny on yourself”. Same result, just a different way of looking at it.

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Thanks for the video. When I look at these fat bast***s it helps with my self-esteem. I suddenly feel like Apollo  :D.

Offline Travis1234

She’s a party girl doin gang bangs everywhere but mostly in Brum  shoots porn work OF etc. Best to see her at parties I think. Ya get more vfm.

Offline BlueRock

Desi mouse has shot several scenes with the German porn site puzzyfun which is the vids someone described as fat bears! I'm a fan of Asian ladies generally, she appears to be filthy but she's a bit ropey, skins not clear and has previous self harm scars by the looks. Is engaged to some old bottom feeder porn photographer which explains the number of low end porn scenes and working at low end premises.

Offline JetSetWilly

She is a lovely girl and if circumstances were different, I would have enjoyed this punt.  If my opinion if she had her own place, she would be very popular and busy girl.
In this instance it is a negative.

Yep. Echoes the experience I had at GJFY with a different SP.  That place seems to be the Eddie Mush of venues, and turns great SPs into crap ones. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378843.0

Offline AndyJay

I think there is some irony that not only Desi Mouse is on the site but you've got

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and

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All getting cummed in multiple times by groups of amateur "German Bears" :D on that website......I'm sure they all are certed?!  ;)

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Desi mouse has shot several scenes with the German porn site puzzyfun which is the vids someone described as fat bears! I'm a fan of Asian ladies generally, she appears to be filthy but she's a bit ropey, skins not clear and has previous self harm scars by the looks. Is engaged to some old bottom feeder porn photographer which explains the number of low end porn scenes and working at low end premises.

Short clips of most of the UK girls here

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