I'd been looking for an authentic soapy massage experience at a reasonable price in London and found
External Link/Members Only...which certainly looked the part, but be warned, brothers:
this is a B&S operation and not as advertised at all.
Comm'sEmail replies were non existent, but WattsApp messaging was quite responsive and clear, so I made a "reservation" a couple of days ahead of time. On the day I did have to move the pre-booked time back by a bit due to a late-running work meeting, but that was handled without a problem.
Prices on the website and associated service descriptions didn't seem to match up, which should have been a red flag.
The locationIf you're not used to East London after dark the location may be a little daunting to some, but really it's OK - the high(ish) number of cop-cars in the area is because there's a City Police Station close by. - a couple of streets away.
With visions of a fabulous soapland facility in mind (see my previous review of this authentic experience in Vietnam
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=398133.0) I headed off on the train to Liverpool Street and soon arrived at the JMH location. The address I was given is very close to the train station's East entrance, amongst the maze of little streets that cross-cross that part of the city, near a bakery. It turned out to be a tiny one-bedroom second-floor flat, with an en-suite shower room, and none of the wet-room facilities that I'd envisaged - It made softtouch in Northampton look luxurious (
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The serviceI was met by Coco (not listed on their website, and not "Jojo", who is! - but I know it's definitely coco because she shared her mobile contact card with me). Coco was
really sweet, pretty and petite (size 8 max. - A cup breasts but gorgeous Asian-style nipples), and I have no reason to doubt that she's from Japan. It became clear that she wasn't who I'd been communicating with. I gave her 120 notes which I understood was for an hour of soapy massage and BJ happy ending. FS was on offer but wasn't why I'd gone.
Coco proceeded to give me a very average, although perfectly enjoyable, b2b massage with plenty of play with her cute tits. It became apparent that the "happy ending" was to be extra, although communication via google-translate was cumbersome. Having originally budgeted at 160 (from the website) I had 40 extra notes with me, so handed them over and she proceeded to massage my cock until the inevitable messy (and regrettably premature) finale as expected from a man with my poor health.
OdditiesOne bizarre aspect of the session was that she had this song playing on a loop throughout:
External Link/Members Only I'm quite certain she doesn't know what the words are and the repetition would drive anyone insane!
From our fragmented conversation I think I may have been her only visitor that day, despite the fact it was in the evening that I visited.
She invited me to shower, sadly solo
, all clean and satisfactorily functional - after which more breast-play ensued
until our time was up. She gave me her direct mobile number, and practically
begged me to book again, saying not to use the original number any more, which suggests it's a pimp that she doesn't like - another red flag
.
I don't think I will be revisiting her, nomatter how cute she was, as there is a much better massage service across town in the form of Gorgeous Lilly from Korea (
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