Himalayan Ayurvedic Spa - Thamel.
Walked upstairs to three sleeping ladies, manager on the couch, therapists on the floor.
Manager got up and presented a list of available treatments.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyChose an hour of AYURVEDIC MASSAGE @ NPR 2500. Was asked to pay in advance.
Manager woke up one of the girls who took me to a slightly shabby room. Everything in Kathmandu is a bit shabby, so I suppose average would be a better description.
I undress and the girl first says I should keep my underwear on, then manager comes with a small towel and says I can be sans undies but can cover up with the small towel.
Okish massage at best. No hints of extras, no accidental swipes or anything. The girl is very impressed with my perfume and has me write down the brand name on her phone.
Massage ends. She asks if I want extras. I ask her what's on offer. She summons the manager.
Manager comes in strokes my chest and gropes my cock from outside the towel.
She says sex is available for 4000.
I have a feeling sex with my therapist would be terrible, even though she was quite good looking. I say I just want a handjob. She says 2000, I haggle down to 1000.
The handjob is terrible. Mechanical up and down, like one of those reciprocating machines on that weird porn site.
I take matters into my own hands, or rather hand, and ask her to just play with my nipples. I ask her if I can touch her, she says no.
Was a bit surprised they didn't ask for the 1000 in advance.
I suppose I should channel my metta energies and be grateful this was only NPR 3500 (£20)
