Suzy @ London Royal Massage - Baker St. Fleeced like a tourist.

[Fuzzyduck]

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Last minute punt with little planning. Found no reviews.

Comms
The receptionist isn't always responsive at short notice but it was quick to arrange over WhatsApp this time.

Location
RLM has a small room (with shower) at Elements massage shop around 5 mins from Baker St tube.

The girl
It's the girl in the photo but it's not a recent pic. The light isn't so great in that room but I'd say mid to late 30s. Suzy was chatty/friendly and I thought she was pretty sexy.

The service
Suzy advised she could do deep tissue so I asked for an hour massage with B2B with touching. She quoted £160. WTF? It's been £120-140 with RLM so I was a bit surprised. I challenged but she said the prices had gone up. She told me it would definitely be worth it and gave a sexy smile. I really don't know where my game went and I just agreed.

She's had some training but she's not in Veronica's league. Didn't really work out the knots and she was shy to go deeper when asked. Still, I was feeling good and had high hopes when it got to the action.
Any connection/latin passion/allure disappeared when she got on the table. Clumsy back slides that lasted barely a minute. On the flip, there was the very briefest of front slides and she just hopped off and oiled me up. Trying to salvage the punt, I played with her C-cups and managed the briefest of licks on her nipples before she engineered a move away. Zero access anywhere near her pussy. I was amazed I managed to keep wood and stumbled over the line. It's not a good sign when you have a pretty girl wanking you off and you have to think of someone else.

2 showers and out in 50 mins. £160/hr.

Rating
I give myself a neg for being such an amateur.

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[LLPunting]

Back to the board, "I shall not pay more than the list price", 1000 times

Thanks for the warning 

[yesbby]

she mugged you off mate

done up like a kipper

Hopefully she won't get any UKP bookings, anyway 

[Fuzzyduck]

she mugged you off mate

done up like a kipper

Hopefully she won't get any UKP bookings, anyway

Yeah it was a poor show on my part. I usually just say no and suggest we only do a massage. That usually focusses the mind. To be fair it was a poor session whatever the cost.

[yesbby]

Yeah it was a poor show on my part. I usually just say no and suggest we only do a massage. That usually focusses the mind. To be fair it was a poor session whatever the cost.

I hate it when that happens - must been through it a hundred times

[Anallover6969]

I feel for ya - we've all been there- I've learnt so much being on this board . Like never be afraid to walk - -

[nickcrowne666]

Did she say she was from Brazil?

99% sure I saw her with Angel’s Touch under a different name, did OK massage and very nice BJ at the time. She is quite pretty and she was fun (I speak Portuguese which helped).

At that occasion she gave me her direct number (and real name Removed, read the rules regarding discretion) to book sessions in her own flat, I went once and it wasn’t quite the same in terms of the interaction. I’m pretty sure it was £140-150 with BJ included.

Anyway, sorry to hear she’s a bit of a grifter now.

[Fuzzyduck]

Did she say she was from Brazil?

99% sure I saw her with Angel’s Touch under a different name, did OK massage and very nice BJ at the time. She is quite pretty and she was fun (I speak Portuguese which helped).

At that occasion she gave me her direct number (and real name Carla) to book sessions in her own flat, I went once and it wasn’t quite the same in terms of the interaction. I’m pretty sure it was £140-150 with BJ included.

Anyway, sorry to hear she’s a bit of a grifter now.

I think she mentioned half Brazilian and half something else. I want to say Italian but I'm really not sure.