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west8

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There is a reason it took me a week to write about Adele. Having met her twice, I now know she is unlike almost any other girl I have ever met – full stop. Note that I said ‘girl’, not ‘escort’ or ‘WG’. She is a girl that can be all things to all men: GFE, PSE, Courtesan or Companion. She is -that- adaptable. For Adele, men are books to be opened and slowly but voraciously devoured. She reads us like we wish our wives and girlfriends could read us. She is all of these things – and more:

educated
elegant
elfin
enchanting
endearing
energetic
engaging
entertaining
enthusiastic
erudite
exceptional
exemplary
exotic
exquisite
extraordinary
exuberant


The Good:
The moment she greets you, you know that your experience and therefore very definition of punting has changed irrevocably and forever.

When you enter her apartment, you enter ‘Adele’s world’ – and what a world it truly is. Her sizeable home is immaculate. It is so utterly perfect for us visiting guests that I started joking with her that she has mild OCD. But Adele is not OCD, she is PFP: Pretty Fucking Perfect.

From the baroque ambience of her candlelit living room, past the bathroom with more shower gels than Boots HQ (plus a hand-written note to ‘mind the hot towel rail – it burns’) to the serene escape of her boudoir, there is not a single detail that has passed this thoughtful young woman by.

If that isn’t about as five star as I have ever experienced, I don’t know what is. Yes, her flat is sparse but it is sparse for a reason: Adele likes to live her life in a transparent, uncluttered fashion. She knows what is important – knowledge, experience and communication – and what is not: ‘stuff’.

To fully comprehend anything and everything that happens from this point on, stop reading now.

Close your eyes.

Imagine your wildest fantasy with a 23-year-old girl who will do -whatever- you want, -however- you want. Then she will do it again – better than the first time. That’s because she observes, she listens, she strives – and she succeeds.


The Bad: N/A


The Ugly
The moment you step back out onto ********** Terrace. The post-Adele comedown is a hard one. She has elevated you into the stratosphere before letting you gently glide back to earth with the realisation that she is utterly spectacular.


Final words
If I were to choose just one girl from the many hundreds I have met over the years to whisk away to a dessert island, it would be Adele.

Adele is like a Swiss army knife: dependable, essential, versatile. But she is also wildly addictive and thoroughly intoxicating. I like her so much that I seriously wonder if it would be dangerous to keep returning. A life without Adele in it is a darker one for a good reason:

Adele can see into the Souls of Men.

Meet this young woman and I defy you not to return. You have been warned.



In my opinion, any attempt to ‘rate’ Adele is fruitless – she is way off any scale I could use to adequately measure either her mesmerising, devastating eyes or her considerable skills as a hostess. 500/10

Ditto with ‘service’. The closest I could imagine would be reincarnation as a Prince in Renaissance Italy. When you are with Adele, you receive a truly ‘royal’ treatment and she is amenable to your every wish and desire. As above.

Overall score - Summa cum laude
« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 11:00:38 pm by west8 »

Stealthshagger

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Offline claretandblue

she is a very good wg but you really need to get a grip

Stealthshagger

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she is a very good wg but you really need to get a grip


yeah, on his cock. he cant handle pussy.

Offline CupidStunt

someone shoot me.
Ahh, don't be like that - they clearly have a special connection.

west8

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someone shoot me.

Gladly - if I thought you were worth the bullet.

You are quite welcome to piss on my post-punt parade, but if you don't like the content/style/manner in which it's written I can only say one thing:

Don't fucking read it!  :rolleyes:


PS: I'll re-write it in gangsta, street style for you tomorrow, innit?

Offline musicman007

......does she spit or swallow?.... :yahoo: :music:

Stealthshagger

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......does she spit or swallow?.... :yahoo: :music:
exuberantly. and eloquently. courtesan

Offline musicman007

exuberantly. and eloquently. courtesan

daintily dabbing the corners of her mouth with a lace hankerchief one could imagine :angelgirl: :music:

west8

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......does she spit or swallow?.... :yahoo: :music:

That's the point I was making - you get to decide :)

Stealthshagger

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Gladly - if I thought you were worth the bullet.

You are quite welcome to piss on my post-punt parade, but if you don't like the content/style/manner in which it's written I can only say one thing:

Don't fucking read it!  :rolleyes:


PS: I'll re-write it in gangsta, street style for you tomorrow, innit?

easy there, Romeo. We dont need to duel over the courtesan's honour.  Might I suggest there is a middle ground between professing true love in a sonnet and being a gangster?

since you found e in the dictionary today, try f tomorrow. start with fluffy, then fuck yourself.  :)

west8

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daintily dabbing the corners of her mouth with a lace hankerchief one could imagine :angelgirl: :music:

Well you can't expect a lady to remove globules of sticky jizz with her bare hands, surely?

Stealthshagger

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daintily dabbing the corners of her mouth with a lace hankerchief one could imagine :angelgirl: :music:

as I observed the sun set in her eyes, prompting this gentleman to reminisce about the bitter sweet departure that was parting her fair window after the last tryst we shared, as our hearts beat to the sound of Michael Bolton's epic ballad, knowing we were to meet again, once I booked and paid her for another shag.

west8

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easy there, Romeo. We dont need to duel over the courtesan's honour.  Might I suggest there is a middle ground between professing true love in a sonnet and being a gangster?

since you found e in the dictionary today, try f tomorrow. start with fluffy, then fuck yourself.  :)


In your haste you overlooked my point:

I wouldn't jump on a review you had spent time and effort writing to post criticism of the written style.

But then again, I'd make plenty of allowance for your lower mental age.


Stealthshagger

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Well you can't expect a lady to remove globules of sticky jizz with her bare hands, surely?

exquisite

Stealthshagger

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In your haste you overlooked my point:

I wouldn't jump on a review you had spent time and effort writing to post criticism of the written style.

But then again, I'd make plenty of allowance for your lower mental age.

says west 8. after writing the above.

the retardation doth blossom in this one

west8

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I knew from the first word that the odd idiot or two would decide I'm a fluff and jump in to say so. Hence the Mills & Boon mush.

Congratulations on being just that man!

Stealthshagger

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I knew from the first word that the odd idiot or two would decide I'm a fluff and jump in to say so. Hence the Mills & Boon mush.

Congratulations on being just that man!

thanks, what do i win? your undying love? will you write my name in the stars, and say my name as if it were the most beautiful song? Im getting butterflies.

west8

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In fact, I owe you an apology Stealthshagger.

Given that a convenient 50% of your 10 written reviews are Negatives, I guess you must be pretty fucking frustrated.

I actually suspect your 'bayswater scam- bianca' review was subconsciously autobiographical:

'Avoid like the plague'
'Big avoid'
'You have been warned'
'Complete cunt'

password02

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Well that was a read -A  Different style of writing a review - who knows may catch on with the regulars?

Each to his own but I did enjoy the new style of review. 

Offline musicman007

That's the point I was making - you get to decide :)

i beg to differ,she doesn't offer swallowing on her likes list....cim and snowballing it seems so :hi:
so in that instance we dont get to decide....not that it matters as i read a review of her on here where she took a mouthful of harry and let it dribble down on her tits and the proceeded to rub it in.....just as erotic as watching her swallow my gloop i'd say :wacko:
glad you have found a good'un to punt with but i'd ease up on the fluffiness :music:

west8

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Quote from: musicman007
glad you have found a good'un to punt with but i'd ease up on the fluffiness :music:

I personally like a good bit of fluff.

Such a pity that 'Brazilian' or 'completely shaved' is de rigueur these days :(

Stealthshagger

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In fact, I owe you an apology Stealthshagger.

Given that a convenient 50% of your 10 written reviews are Negatives, I guess you must be pretty fucking frustrated.

I actually suspect your 'bayswater scam- bianca' review was subconsciously autobiographical:

'Avoid like the plague'
'Big avoid'
'You have been warned'
'Complete cunt'

not really. but I do post warnings when I come across bad punts as it helps other punters. Its a big part of the point of the forum. dont you have a honeymoon to rush off to?

west8

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Well that was a read -A  Different style of writing a review - who knows may catch on with the regulars?

Each to his own but I did enjoy the new style of review.


Cheers password.

Maybe I should have added a preface along the lines of 'written in the style of ...'

Perhaps then certain members would not take it on face value and see the funny side.

That being the case, my next review will be 'in the style of Stealthshagger'.

Now I just need to find a fucking ugly, scamming, AVOID AT ALL COSTS, disease-riddled old hag to ensure my punt will be a typical, negative Stealthshagger experience I can cry about.



Stealthshagger

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Cheers password.

Maybe I should have added a preface along the lines of 'written in the style of ...'

Perhaps then certain members would not take it on face value and see the funny side.

That being the case, my next review will be 'in the style of Stealthshagger'.

Now I just need to find a fucking ugly, scamming, AVOID AT ALL COSTS, disease-riddled old hag to ensure my punt will be a typical, negative Stealthshagger experience I can cry about.

I applaud your literary masterpiece, romeo. I am so glad you found exquisite love by the hour. Tragic cunt. You sound the frustrated one, just because  a punter thought your tales of exuberant fornication were fluffy. Sad because I didnt hail you as a literary genius for that fluff?

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west8

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SS, the weekend has just started so relax ffs .. Jesus.

It's a bit of fun. If you think I take myself seriously then pop round for a pint anytime.

I like to write in a certain way and so do you. So can we kiss and make up now .. maybe even arrange a MMF?

:)


fredpunter

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A bit overboard but ..... I have to confess that I was very taken with her when I saw her and tempted to return very soon, I fear the dreaded eas may raise its ugly head if i saw her again. Not many have made me fear that .... actually, none I can think of.


She's dangerous.

kembo

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Well I enjoyed your review and don't get what's with all the anal responses. Pretty pathetic of them in my opinion, if they feel a need to criticise what was clearly a review written well and in good humour. Keep it up (double entendre intended).

Offline SamLP

I'm yet to see Adele and she is well reviewed, but this is a useless review. Full of fluff and I can understand that, but there is no info about the punt, just fluffiness gone overboard. Not helpful for a punter wanting to know how the service was. The only thing missing was the "treat her well" line.

west8

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Cheers kembo - hope it made you smile too :)


I'm yet to see Adele and she is well reviewed, but this is a useless review. Full of fluff and I can understand that, but there is no info about the punt, just fluffiness gone overboard. Not helpful for a punter wanting to know how the service was.

Thanks for the funniest reply yet.

1. You've never even met her - which means you can't understand fuckall about her uniqueness or her service;
2. There is more info about Adele and her service than in any other review I have read. I might suggest a re-read as you missed it;
3. It's not helpful because I neglect to regale the readers with tales of sexual prowess?


You're right SamLP, I foolishly omitted key details as per your Don Quixote reviews:

'She was getting wet, twitching and writhing as I ate her out and fingered her at the same time.'
'pounded her hard as she moaned and looked back at me'
'She was dripping wet by now'
'Her hands were running through my hair making sounds of approval'
'She took a hard pounding and was moaning'
'sounds fluffy but it worked as I got hard immediately'

I bet you knocked one or two off whilst penning all that bollocks.

Don't deny it!

Offline Sir Knumbskull

Hello All,

  Longtime lurker, first-time poster.

Before I start speaking shit, I'd firstly like to thank the many contributors and reviewers that have helped hook me into this hobby, I have found the reviews extremely helpful both positive and negative, and a lot of you people have a lot to answer for trapping me in this horrifically addictive hobby!:)

I'm glad west8 posted a review like this, saves me writing something so fluffy and silly about Adele myself. I wouldn't of gone quite so far, but I can understand, appreciate, and recognise myself in a lot of it. I've seen her twice now, with a third visit hopefully coming up.

There's something about her that allows normally intelligent and 'non-fluffy' men to suspend disbelief when they are with her for their time of 'pay-and-play'.

To many of us she represents the perfect woman, beautiful, friendly, open, immensely accommodating, confident, focused on her long-term goals, and far more intelligent than some of us (myself certainly)

I did a first punt in January with a neutrally to negatively reviewed girl here which I wasn't hugely sure if it was great or not, but a good taster for things to come. The second punt I had more recently would have been a positive for some but a neutral to negative for me.... it was only on seeing Adele the first time that I felt like punting is something I want to continue with, and sadly I think she may have ruined me for my expectations with other service providers.

I punt as much for the 'fluff' and suspension of disbelief, maybe even more so for that than just the sex (Mr Handy has always been more than adequate in the past for pure relief).

That girl really does put you under a spell, the flip-side is, all these other fluffy reviews do help bring a 'novice punter' such as myself back down to earth, with Adele, it is certainly very tempting to run with the fantasy long after last seeing her, just for a little while, it's nice to pretend she is 'mine' and be completely fluffy about it; but to me, and I'm sure for more than would care to admit on these forums; that is much of the point of doing what we do.

Now if some of you chaps could recommend some service providers on a level with Adele specialising in that level of GFE believability with PSE thrown into the mix, I'd be VERY interested to hear it.

Sorry for the waffle, and please don't make the mistake of thinking calling me 'fluffy' will be taken as in an insult. I'll let all you 'hardened punters' carry on with all that, because at the point I cannot suspend disbelief anymore and it really does lose that benefit, will be the moment I retire from it.

Offline Bigus Dickus

Fuck me that's fluffier than a post rim ring piece! She's a top prossies but let's not be falling in love!

 :D

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west8

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lol, you fucker BD :)

It could have been worse: I could have written the usual generic crap like:


she goes way beyond that which most girls do.

I would like to say she cums like a train. Doing 69 and RO on her produced a soaking wet cunt!

Fuck me I am blown away! We went over time by 35 minutes so she's not a clock watcher!

In summary she's one of the top London prossies available!


But you already wrote it!

mrhappypants

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Cheers password.

Maybe I should have added a preface along the lines of 'written in the style of ...'

Perhaps then certain members would not take it on face value and see the funny side.

That being the case, my next review will be 'in the style of Stealthshagger'.

Now I just need to find a fucking ugly, scamming, AVOID AT ALL COSTS, disease-riddled old hag to ensure my punt will be a typical, negative Stealthshagger experience I can cry about.

I am going to write a fuller reply to our other debate when time allows, but it is interesting to see that a) you get on the nerves of others here just as you get on mine and b) you only seem to post positive reviews (5/5 so far) and all posted over a short timespan.  Are you SURE you are not just a tout?

Offline monstar

Thanks for the review west, I enjoy your review writing style but I do think you have gone over the top with this one and I agree with a lot of what Sir Knumbskull has written.

Writing a non-fluffy review on Adele is difficult as all the fluffy aspects are what she excels in. She has an amazing personality, pays attention to all the small details, is attentive to all your wants and desires and truly makes  it feel like you are the only two people on earth for the brief time you are with her, all in addition to providing an excellent service - and that is why we keep going back.

Having also seen Adele multiple times I can appreciate your review and I think therein lies the problem, it is lacking detail which will be useful to those who have not seen Adele, this should be your target audience, not those who have already seen her.

Have a reread of your review from the perspective of someone who has not yet seen Adele and also compare it with your Emilee review (that I found very helpful) and I think you will see my point.

I hope you don't read this as a personal attack but as what it is, constructive criticism and just my opinion anyway.

Looking forward to more of your reviews west8 and from you Sir Knumbskull as you seem a sensible fellow!  :drinks:

Offline SamLP

Cheers kembo - hope it made you smile too :)


Thanks for the funniest reply yet.

1. You've never even met her - which means you can't understand fuckall about her uniqueness or her service;
2. There is more info about Adele and her service than in any other review I have read. I might suggest a re-read as you missed it;
3. It's not helpful because I neglect to regale the readers with tales of sexual prowess?


You're right SamLP, I foolishly omitted key details as per your Don Quixote reviews:

'She was getting wet, twitching and writhing as I ate her out and fingered her at the same time.'
'pounded her hard as she moaned and looked back at me'
'She was dripping wet by now'
'Her hands were running through my hair making sounds of approval'
'She took a hard pounding and was moaning'
'sounds fluffy but it worked as I got hard immediately'

I bet you knocked one or two off whilst penning all that bollocks.

Don't deny it!

You don't take criticism well whichever form it comes in. Mocking quotes from reviews makes you look like a 5 year old despite your best efforts to use Shakespearean language to describe your experience. I won't press ahead and reply to your silly points. For someone who's punted hundreds of times you should know better than to be that fluffy  :hi:

Offline Bigus Dickus

lol, you fucker BD :)

It could have been worse: I could have written the usual generic crap like:


But you already wrote it!

You're welcome.

I think my reviews are a bit OTT sometimes but I'd like to think that apart from conveying the services a girl provides mine also give a flavour what to expect in terms of the experience.

At the end of the day you will always get banter and close scrutiny about your reviews. Expect no less in here as it keeps the pimps and touts at bay! I am going to see Adele again soon!  :crazy:

carlisle78

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Writing a non-fluffy review on Adele is difficult as all the fluffy aspects are what she excels in. She has an amazing personality, pays attention to all the small details, is attentive to all your wants and desires and truly makes  it feel like you are the only two people on earth for the brief time you are with her, all in addition to providing an excellent service - and that is why we keep going back.


I saw Adele recently as well and thought she was awesome. Ths paragraph sums it up for me. Never has an escort made such a strong first impression on me. Adele could become addictive. Good job I don't live in London?

Offline smiths

A punter can word his review as he likes as far as i am aware. For me this review wouldnt in anyway persuade me to rush to see Adele, but there are many other reviews on her by punters i find credible i can go by.

If a genuine review is of no interest dont take it into account when thinking about punting with the WG who is the subject of it is my advice. 

IMO a very good thing on here is punters decide the format and content of their reviews, there isnt a set template to follow and of course they are interactive, an EXTREMELY valuable and useful feature.


Offline socks

I enjoyed reading your review very much west8. I think I got it as it were intended ie if you're after some fluffy escapism, she's your girl and that by writing it in fluffy style, I got a feel for how authentic she makes it. All helps to inform a purchasing decision if I start a search for such a punt. Would you be up for posting or able to do a write up from the perspective of how good a hand job, blow job, rim job, fuck provider she is? A kind of covering both ends of the spectrum of punt seeking.

Stealthshagger

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A punter can word his review as he likes as far as i am aware. For me this review wouldnt in anyway persuade me to rush to see Adele, but there are many other reviews on her by punters i find credible i can go by.

If a genuine review is of no interest dont take it into account when thinking about punting with the WG who is the subject of it is my advice. 

IMO a very good thing on here is punters decide the format and content of their reviews, there isnt a set template to follow and of course they are interactive, an EXTREMELY valuable and useful feature.

scrutiny of reviews and reviewers, and the forum format of reviewing is essential to the utility of the reviewing process, is it not?

Offline Meursault

scrutiny of reviews and reviewers, and the forum format of reviewing is essential to the utility of the reviewing process, is it not?
Of course, providing it doesn't get needlessly personal and a slanging match ensues. The wheat gets lost in the chaff then imo.

Offline joe diddley

I agree with Kembo. A useful review written in a different style. Don't feel you have to follow the herd and produce pathetically pseudo alpha male misogynist bollocks just because you feel you have to fit it with what passes for the culture here, west8. If the review has shortcomings (possibly some exaggerations and a little artistic license) we are for the most part experienced enough on here to guess what those might be without having to wave our dicks around ostentatiously.

password02

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I agree with Kembo. A useful review written in a different style. Don't feel you have to follow the herd and produce pathetically pseudo alpha male misogynist bollocks just because you feel you have to fit it with what passes for the culture here, west8. If the review has shortcomings (possibly some exaggerations and a little artistic license) we are for the most part experienced enough on here to guess what those might be without having to wave our dicks around ostentatiously.

Very sensible reply - agree makes a change to have a different review now and again just to spice it up a little - Makes for an Interesting discussion and read.

It would be so boring to have a review template where each and every review was said in same format and everyone using the same words and descriptions

 :hi:

Offline smiths

scrutiny of reviews and reviewers, and the forum format of reviewing is essential to the utility of the reviewing process, is it not?

Absolutely, my post wasnt a criticism of anyone. As far as i am aware its a fact a punter can word his review as he likes. The rest of my post was my opinion as i see it.

west8

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I am going to write a fuller reply to our other debate when time allows, but it is interesting to see that a) you get on the nerves of others here just as you get on mine and b) you only seem to post positive reviews (5/5 so far) and all posted over a short timespan.  Are you SURE you are not just a tout?

After reading through the thread again, I think this is the post that needs to be addressed first.

The reason I even discovered this forum was a real life recommendation to go and see Platinum Cindy. After that went tits up, I spent some time reading the reviews and started with a girl who is very local - Mel. I then went from there to meet other popular girls. All said meets were arranged through Adultwork and are documented accordingly.

Since my first review I have received half a dozen private messages suggesting that you are best ignored mrhappypants. Apparently you like to goad and provoke. Lonely people often do.

So, enjoy doing that but it won't work with me.

The tout point:

I may be new to reviewing here, but I hope many members will know me from elsewhere - particularly as I'm something of a Thai WG fan.

Mel
Maggie
Emily
Nicole
Adele

All have many reviews - 95% of which are positive. It's no surprise I have yet to meet a 'bad' girl considering I chose the five listed above based on having read the other reviews on this very forum.

Now, I will respond more fully to your lengthy post above after my morning coffee.

Let's see what you have to say when you read my forthcoming negative review of another popular girl : Platinum Cindy.

Offline lewishamguy

I agree with Kembo. A useful review written in a different style. Don't feel you have to follow the herd and produce pathetically pseudo alpha male misogynist bollocks just because you feel you have to fit it with what passes for the culture here, west8. If the review has shortcomings (possibly some exaggerations and a little artistic license) we are for the most part experienced enough on here to guess what those might be without having to wave our dicks around ostentatiously.

How many reviews you've posted here since 2012?  :rolleyes:

Offline hendrix

Glad you had a great punt west8! As for the writing style, that's entirely your prerogative, I enjoyed some of the language :D

password02

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I am going to write a fuller reply to our other debate when time allows, but it is interesting to see that a) you get on the nerves of others here just as you get on mine and b) you only seem to post positive reviews (5/5 so far) and all posted over a short timespan.  Are you SURE you are not just a tout?

I can confirm that west8 is definitely NOT a pimp or tout - We have had several long discussions over the last few weeks and seen at least 6-7 of the same AW girls. Information shared about these girls would have only come from actually punting with these women or girls -

he is a genuine punter with a very relaxed attitude and I am sure he will make a worthwhile contribution to UKP over the coming months.

It good to see some newer members making and sending in reviews as it makes up for guys like herbie007 and Mr Cisco who for what ever reasons are no longer posting reviews

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