So after a few failed attempts I finally made it to Berlin with work and managed to escape for a couple of trips to Artemis.
My first FKK brothel experience but thanks to contributors on here it was all very easy and stress free.
Arrived in Berlin early on Weds but thanks to that inconvenient thing called work it was later in the day before I could reach the promised land. Managed to ditch my colleagues, hoping they hadn’t got the same plans as me, and made it to Artemis about 7pm. Was staying a bit south of Potsdamer Platz so was about 30mins on the S Bahn. Really easy and a fraction of the cost of a taxi. Get off at Westkreuz then it’s 5 mins walk past the German version of Kwik Fit and over a bridge. Very public but no one cares, there is however very little other reason to be walking here so when you pass a bloke walking the other way you both know the score.
Arrived in reception, handed over 90 euros and the very helpful and quite cute receptionist gave me the lowdown, a wristband with an electronic key and a bathrobe. Valuables in a small locker with a number that matches your fob, then off to the changing rooms, clothes in the larger locker with the same number, in to the showers then you’re ready to go.
Worth noting you can do a tour of the building on Google Streetview which I did to familiarise myself with the layout. That way you can avoid looking like a lost newbie when you walk in or prey so some of the women will see you.
Layout well described but central staircase outside the changing rooms, main bar and restaurant (cheap canteen) leading to outside area with pool and sauna on one floor, downstairs is the wellness area, another sauna, gym, massage tables, indoor pool, some seating and a porn cinema, top floor are the rooms where the fun happens. Only allowed up there if with one of the girls.
I’ve seen previous reviews saying the main bar lounge area was full of smoke. Well it was 25 degrees in Berlin so although most of the girls were smoking the windows were open so it wasn’t bad at all.
I’d say about 25 girls, maybe 50 blokes when I arrived, didn’t really get much busier in the time I was there.
Girls were pretty much all Eastern European, ages probably 25-35 ranging from thin to what I’ll generously call very curvy. Weds is lingerie day so most had some small items on. Some will approach you others just sit by the bar waiting for you. You will get approached but I found just being polite, saying you were getting food, recovering or just looking round were accepted and they moved on to the next guy. Don’t make eye contact and you’ll be ok. I would say I was a little disappointed in the quality, majority of the girls were sexy enough, a handful definitely weren’t but I wouldn't say there weren’t any stunners although at least lips like a fish and top to toe tattoos don’t seem the rage over there so that’s a plus over the UK crop.
Only had one “very curvy” black Hungarian girl who wouldn’t take no for an answer. If she’s Hungarian then so am I. Eventually just had to tell her I wasn’t interested. She sulked off with her ass following some way behind the rest of her.
Pricing all standard, 70 euro half an hour sex and BJ, extra 20 euro if you want uncovered BJ the other things like CIM, cum on tits, B2B massage etc are 50 euro, got quoted 100 for anal. None of the girls I spoke to deviated from this pricing. Most seem to prefer you to take the uncovered BJ so they make a bit more. They will say the condoms are thick and spoil the experience as the sales pitch. Only met one German girl who said she didn’t do OWO, she was trying to sell a massage instead.
After a chat to a few girls and some very average food I chose to take my first trip upstairs.
Tina - Russian, probably late 20s, brunette, size 10. I liked her because she seemed a bit less pushy than the others, didn’t push any upsells and was one of the more attractive ones. Down to business, good BJ technique, had no problem with my hands wandering all over here and didn’t rush things. Finished in the bag in doggy. Off downstairs to pay her, 90 euros, then a shower then down to the indoor pool bit for a bit of recovery time. Pretty pleased with my first pick.
After a break went to the cinema to watch some porn and get myself back in the mood, a few girls came in and tried to convince me but they didn’t do it for me. Plus the getting back in the mood was slightly spoiled by the bloke fast asleep snoring his head off on the back row.
Eventually in came Maria, Czech, mid to late 20’s, curvy in a good way, nice natural tits and a very girl next door type look, if the girl next door was semi naked and fondling your cock. Anyway, asked if I wanted to do it in the cinema but in the end went upstairs, 70 euro plus 20 for the uncovered BJ. She was happy with wandering hands, good BJ and again finished in the bag in doggy. She was happy to chat for a bit as well, no rush at all, ended up giving her 100 euro in total.
Would have liked to have stayed for a third round but I’d been up early for my flight and it was still over 20 degrees so I knew the chances of me managing were slim at my age so headed back to my hotel, was about 11pm, got the train back, still felt very safe around there at that time.
Having had a reasonably positive experience I decided to head back on Thurs. a bit earlier this time, arrived about 4pm. Same routine, a lot quieter this time though, maybe 20 blokes and 10 - 15 girls. Had a Quick Look round and no one jumped out so went outside to the pool area for a bit of sun. After a bit got chatting to Raisa, chatted for. a while, seemed worth it so upstairs for the same 70 + 20 deal. Gym fit body, decent bolt ons, size 8 probably. She said she was half Polish half Italian which seems a decent combo but I suspect she’s was a Rom based on the performance. Had barely started the Bj when she was trying to get the condom on, tried to delay her a couple of times but eventually she did it anyway, tried riding me but when that didn’t get me off quickly she moved to doggy and insisted I did it hard and quick so I could come soon. Her attitude had the opposite affect but by now wanted it over with so pounded away pretending she was a fit girl I’d seen on the train earlier. Job done, paid her, and off to the showers.
Went to relax outside, contemplating whether to call it a day after the Raisa experience but thought I’d at least get some sun by the pool and extract some value from my entrance money. After an hour of chilling I headed out with the intention of leaving but was stopped on the stairs by Nicole. She said she recognised me from the previous night. Now you can take that two ways, either she spotted me and thought that guy looks like he’d be good in the sack or she thought who’s that dirty perv staring at my tits, I choose to think it’s the first one. Anyway after a nice chat she persuaded me not to write the day off and go upstairs.
Nicole is Czech, blonde, late twenties maybe a bit curvy but in a very good way with a fantastic set of natural tits. Said she wanted to make my fantasies come true. Was offering, anal, toys on her, prostate massage the works. In the end went for uncovered BJ, sex, B2B and tit wank (called Spanish sex for some reason) for 140 euros, a bit expensive but was hypnotized by those breasts and she was sexy with it and saying all the rights things. Absolutely no rush, took her time, made sure I enjoyed myself. Managed to deposit a load between those tits. Well worth it.
So in summary, day one was ok and just about did enough to make me go back but I was hovering. After the Raisa experience I had vowed to leave and never go back but the whole thing was saved by Nicole who made the trip worthwhile so I would go back if I was ever in Berlin again.
Overall the place is clean and very well run, the girls all say they prefer working here to the other options open to them. All the other men there seemed decent enough and it doesn’t take long to all feel very natural and normal.
Worth mentioning.
The hot weather does mean the windows are open so solves the smokey bar problem but there is no air con in the rooms so it is warm. Maria told me she goes on holiday for all of August because it’s too hot to work so probably best to avoid the peak of summer.
I know I’ve waffled on and probably missed something important so please ask any questions. Hopefully will help someone as much as previous reviews helped me.
