reads like it's written by AI
Not written by an AI versed in English for sure (whomever curated the English dataset should be re-assigned to the on campus coffee shack), perhaps a second rate translation app from an EE(?) tongue? The missing grammar and tenses possibly patterns after something mid-European. Some of the turns of phrase are oddly antiquated even to my aging colloquial groundings so I wonder who the OP has been hanging around to pick them up from and in what era. Definitely some minor delusions of romanticism in there.
The lack of useful detail about the ladies' techniques and looks is a shame.
The pitching of value from the SP's perspective somewhat suspect.
Apologies to OP if I'm way off and you're just an eccentric emigre and thank you for your contributions
Try to remember this site is for punters so details should enable us to determine whether to try or avoid, for which we need more objective statements/confirmations rather than subjective praise. Happy punting.