Explosive Mature GFE - Morden - The standards can't get lower than this

[flipworld]

Hi guys, this is my first review so bare with me, I can answer anything I missed in this review

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Communication

Booked the same day via text, quick response time, she had broken English so I'm sure the Comms are her
Price 80 for 30m

Meet

As I happened to be passing through Morden I was doing some scouting and contacted this escort. Upon arrival she let me in. I had asked her over comms if she had a manicure and she eagerly responded that she did.. and well that was a lie, so from here on out I had a feeling the meet would go down hill as I was very disappointed at this point, but yet I remained polite because I understand there's a language barrier.

She was wearing lingerie and her pictures were matching her profile. She led me upstairs and payment was swiftly completed. Afer I got undressed we engaged in some FK, then quickly proceeding with OW (OWO was extra). At this point everything is feeling rushed and I'm still standing so I suggest we move to the bed to continue some FK.. I'm now laying on my back and she continues with OW and before I know it she is trying to slip me inside her. I stop her and mention I'm not here for intercourse/sex I just want OW and a titwank to completion.. She then mumbles something in broken English and again tries to slip me inside her less than a minute later. I push her off me and I'm completely stunned/shocked about what's happened and now she has also yelled something angrily in Spanish and I was half ass expecting someone to come bursting through the door to the room. Thank goodness that didn't happen, but at this point now I have stood up to drink some water as my heart is racing and adrenaline is pumping..

I have paid £80 so I decided to just finish quicky and leave so I suggest a titwank and she proceeds to lay on her back.. as I'm thrusting away queue the fake moans and terrible dirty talk, then followed by her laughing and calling me a 'Pendejo', she definitely assumed I wouldn't know what that meant, anyway this made me feel pretty shit so I finished up quickly and left. 

It feels as if she was trying to rush me to finish and leave from the get go, hence her trying to initiate CG twice, even after I told her no and then proceeding to get pissed..I definitely would not recommend anyone go to this escort. Cracking body but everything else sucks.

[Saltnpepper]

Hi guys, this is my first review so bare with me, I can answer anything I missed in this review

Link

External Link/Members Only

Communication

Booked the same day via text, quick response time, she had broken English so I'm sure the Comms are her
Price 80 for 30m

Meet

As I happened to be passing through Morden I was doing some scouting and contacted this escort. Upon arrival she let me in. I had asked her over comms if she had a manicure and she eagerly responded that she did.. and well that was a lie, so from here on out I had a feeling the meet would go down hill as I was very disappointed at this point, but yet I remained polite because I understand there's a language barrier.

She was wearing lingerie and her pictures were matching her profile. She led me upstairs and payment was swiftly completed. Afer I got undressed we engaged in some FK, then quickly proceeding with OW (OWO was extra). At this point everything is feeling rushed and I'm still standing so I suggest we move to the bed to continue some FK.. I'm now laying on my back and she continues with OW and before I know it she is trying to slip me inside her. I stop her and mention I'm not here for intercourse/sex I just want OW and a titwank to completion.. She then mumbles something in broken English and again tries to slip me inside her less than a minute later. I push her off me and I'm completely stunned/shocked about what's happened and now she has also yelled something angrily in Spanish and I was half ass expecting someone to come bursting through the door to the room. Thank goodness that didn't happen, but at this point now I have stood up to drink some water as my heart is racing and adrenaline is pumping..

I have paid £80 so I decided to just finish quicky and leave so I suggest a titwank and she proceeds to lay on her back.. as I'm thrusting away queue the fake moans and terrible dirty talk, then followed by her laughing and calling me a 'Pendejo', she definitely assumed I wouldn't know what that meant, anyway this made me feel pretty shit so I finished up quickly and left. 

It feels as if she was trying to rush me to finish and leave from the get go, hence her trying to initiate CG twice, even after I told her no and then proceeding to get pissed..I definitely would not recommend anyone go to this escort. Cracking body but everything else sucks.

Sorry to hear about the shit punt mate, fuck her don't worry her negs are clocking up. They do have there little tricks of the trade. What I would for next time just check the next SP profile on here before you go and you may not have went. Onwards and upwards. I'm tired of them as well the con artists ones.

[Nz]

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