External Link/Members OnlyDesperate for a punt as my regulars have either stopped or gone on holiday, I allowed the most insane part of my persona to dictate my activities that day, my cock, to hunt down a punt!
We all know, in the punting desert that is Birmingham ( look it up on Wikipedia), I thought I'd spied an oasis, alas it was a mirage
Started well, Comms good, prompt answers, stated OWO included, so off I set, the Kingstanding location immediately set off alerts on my SAT NAV, but being the horny bastard I am I casually brushed them aside.
Ok, the punt, she was fat, she reneged on the OWO, very reluctant to allow reverse O on her. She kept her hand on my cock the whole time, hurried me along, which I hate intensely. Finally filled the bag.
Not even a P and D. Said she was Ukrainian, which I doubt.
So fellow horny bastards, do avoid, you have been warned!
PS When will I ever learn, answer on a postcard please.
