External Link/Members OnlyCost was £60 for what should have been an hours massage, but I was out in under 50 minutes.
Curiosity got the better of me having seen her (not so clear) WhatsApp picture and Northern Explorer's review, I contacted Demi to arrange a meet.
Comms were ok but some replies took longer than others which I presume was because she was already with a client.
NE's description of her premises are spot on, and the notices stuck to her porch and front door, though not bailiff notices, are warnings to cold callers not to bother/disturb.
House was cluttered as was the bedroom where the massage takes place. Added to that the house stunk of dog (her mum has a number of rescue dogs). She lives with her mum and the massage takes place in her actual bedroom.
Onto Demi. Her best feature is her body - slim with a cracking rack. She was dressed in a dress that accentuated this and I think she knows what she's doing. Her clothing was more what you'd wear on a night out than of a therapist/masseuse. Similar to what she has on in her WhatsApp picture.
Facially, though fairly attractive, is covered heavily with make up to hide the acne scars. You don't get a sense of this in her pic though. I really didn't fancy her and her voice was annoying - like a bimbo teen. Said she was 30, but her personality/demeanour meant she came across younger. 6/10 but only cause she has a great body.
Asked if I wanted the upgraded Elmis massage for £70 but declined since £60 is top end pricing for a massage alone IMO.
Told to undress fully or leave my boxers on. Choose the former whilst she stayed in the room and observed. Was directed to lie on my back first which was a first for me, and covered with a towel.
What followed was a piss poor attempt at a massage. She claims to have done her massage training online which I found a bit strange. I'm guessing she watched a few YouTube videos!!
No real structure or pressure - just rubbing baby oil around. Genuinely was getting bored with her technique along with a load of talk about starting a juice cleansing business.
Nothing erotic to report I'm afraid and the closest it got to being remotely sexy was when as she was massaging my arm, her boob brushed past my hand.
More of the same on turn over before she declared "take your time" getting up as she plopped herself on the bed and waited for me to get up and get dressed.
Paid and left pretty annoyed at myself for wasting £60.
I know a few on here have hypothesised she may offer more as time goes on, but I wouldn't risk spending £60 a few times to see if it ever goes beyond a poor excuse for a massage.
Seriously don't bother booking and don't let the WhatsApp picture draw you in.
Crap, crap, crap!!!
