Author Topic: Peruvian Massage Therapist - Harborne  (Read 705 times)

Offline Tantric_mat

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Comms: initially done by text then phone call to direct me to the house. Very responsive and she leaves you in no doubt that extras were on offer. Price confirmed on text as £80 for 1 hour b2b with HE

Location: it’s definitely more Bearwood than Harborne. Told to park in the King’s Head car park and she is located in a house very close to there. Shown to the living room which was warm clean and had a proper massage table. I was offered a shower at the end but declined so only saw a little of the place but didn’t look like she lives there.

The Girl: as soon as the door opened I knew she wasn’t the girl in the photos. She was much older maybe mid-late 40s curvy but not fat body and a face that look like it had a fair bit of cheap cosmetic work. She did have a Latin look and accent but where she is from really I don’t know. Her English was very good. I just didn’t find her attractive at all.

The Action: massage started and she immediately got her tits out, not that I could see as I was face down. What followed was one of the weirdest massages I have ever had. She started with her hands then went through series of objects. I think there was a roller of sorts and some smooth stones but impossible to say as I never saw them. The whole thing was disjointed and not in the slightest bit sensual.
In the flip she stripped fully and climbed on top of me from the top of the bed. She did a bit of b2b which was ok but all I could think about was she weighed more than she looked and I was being a bit squashed.
She eventually got off me and commence with the HE. I think she was trying to edge me but it was more wank and stop. I started to have a feel of her, ass was fine, pussy immediately generated fake orgasm noises and was limited to very light touching, and her tits were completely out of bounds.
She did ask if I wanted sex with her which I found odd given I could barely touch her but she was ok with me sticking my cock inside her!
I declined and she finished me off by hand.
As I mentioned I was offered a shower but i declined as I just wanted to get out of there and I could hear someone moving about upstairs.

Conclusion: she’s pretty much fake from start to finish. I won’t be going back and I’d say there are much better in the area. However if your thing is for a Latino Katie Price  minus the massive fake tits then she may be for you.

Offline bonham

Nice review Tantric_mat
Not great for you but what put me off completely when you mentioned Katie price  :thumbsdown: :scare:

Offline Jake.mackie

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Comms: initially done by text then phone call to direct me to the house. Very responsive and she leaves you in no doubt that extras were on offer. Price confirmed on text as £80 for 1 hour b2b with HE

Location: it’s definitely more Bearwood than Harborne. Told to park in the King’s Head car park and she is located in a house very close to there. Shown to the living room which was warm clean and had a proper massage table. I was offered a shower at the end but declined so only saw a little of the place but didn’t look like she lives there.

The Girl: as soon as the door opened I knew she wasn’t the girl in the photos. She was much older maybe mid-late 40s curvy but not fat body and a face that look like it had a fair bit of cheap cosmetic work. She did have a Latin look and accent but where she is from really I don’t know. Her English was very good. I just didn’t find her attractive at all.

The Action: massage started and she immediately got her tits out, not that I could see as I was face down. What followed was one of the weirdest massages I have ever had. She started with her hands then went through series of objects. I think there was a roller of sorts and some smooth stones but impossible to say as I never saw them. The whole thing was disjointed and not in the slightest bit sensual.
In the flip she stripped fully and climbed on top of me from the top of the bed. She did a bit of b2b which was ok but all I could think about was she weighed more than she looked and I was being a bit squashed.
She eventually got off me and commence with the HE. I think she was trying to edge me but it was more wank and stop. I started to have a feel of her, ass was fine, pussy immediately generated fake orgasm noises and was limited to very light touching, and her tits were completely out of bounds.
She did ask if I wanted sex with her which I found odd given I could barely touch her but she was ok with me sticking my cock inside her!
I declined and she finished me off by hand.
As I mentioned I was offered a shower but i declined as I just wanted to get out of there and I could hear someone moving about upstairs.

Conclusion: she’s pretty much fake from start to finish. I won’t be going back and I’d say there are much better in the area. However if your thing is for a Latino Katie Price  minus the massive fake tits then she may be for you.

Oooh fond memories of the KH car park... Once met a girl from Faceparty back in the day, and her mate, there for a couple of drinks and her mate wanked me off in the backseat whilst my date watched.  Ah good old days.

Offline Spurt

Thanks for the review was tempted by the advert but will now give Paddington a swerve.

Offline l1mpd1ck

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Thanks for the review was tempted by the advert but will now give Paddington a swerve.
Perhaps this is Aunt Lucy come looking for him.  There might be a niche market if she wore the wellies and southwester