Not a complete disaster, but overall a waste of money as completely spoiled.
It all started one evening when I fancied a punt, needed to be around NE London and include a few extras such as CIM, Swallow and some DFK.
After being lead on a wild goosechase by one prossie in Forest Gate, being in the area I noticed the following profile https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2334293
Looked ok, not perfect but worth a punt, and the girl looked pretty nice, a bit of a girl next door look rather than complete filth and I fancied a blonde.
I called her and she said she's at the Hartley Hotel on Romford Road.
I walked down Romford Road and came across the row of Hotels and B&B which all look really sleazy, seedy and dank - had been drinking so was half drunk and my mind (and wits) was solely down in my knackers.
Anyway, The Hartley Hotel is directly opposite the Forest Gate nick! Not a good sign, but if I run away from a pimp with a machete I'm only 10 yards away from the old bill.
Besides, I was half pissed and didn't seem to care - as the girl sounded nice on the phone and said she'd come out to meet me.
I called her when at the B&B car park and she came out from round the rear of the building accompanied by a slutty looking black haired girl https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2367244
AMY BEATRIX (more about her later), smiling met me with a sexy smile, and a "Hi Gorgeous, how're you? Come follow me and relax!"
The foyer was rank nasty, with a confused jumpy looking Asian guy at the reception, and a group of (likely Romanian) men laughing and chatting away in the foyer and around the doorway - I should've turned and walked now but for some reason my feet lead me into the spiders lair.
We (myself and the two girls) made our way through some corridors to a door, all the while both were chatting in Romanian while the blonde girl I was looking to book had her arm through mine - she was nice and friendly enough, and her dark haired slut friend was more broody but attractive in a whore like way - she has a lascivious harlot like smile and I do find that look exceedingly attractive in a WG - she had a good figure too (in her tight jeans and top) and better looking than in her photos .
Once in the room, which was a not very nice hotel room with a shower and sink in the corner (no toilet!) after some small talk, I decided (while the voice in my head was telling me to GO) to take an hour for I think £90, her friend left and we found ourselves on the bed.
She started getting undressed, smiling chatting, telling me to relax, and undress which I did so. She then asked me if I liked her friend, and if I did I could fuck both for an extra £60 for the first 1/2 hour and have the blonde alone for the following half hour - me being a mug, half pissed and by now with a rock on I was finding difficult to control agreed.
She got on the blower, and a minute later her mate came in.
The following 5 minutes were all good - they took turns blowing me (OWO) being really nasty, spitting on my dick, the dark haired one smearing her lipstick over it, and doing stuff one usually sees in pornos - all the while I took turns snogging and tonguing each in turn, and I lay back and fondled the (now naked) blonde who has a fantastic figure, nice pert tits, and lovely rosy nipples, a tight neat looking fanny, great arse legs and feet - a sexy girl and like her mate better than in her pictures. The other was still clothed, and I reached over hoping to rid her of her clothing so I could wallow in both of em. Anyway, the first 5 minutes were superb - it was then that it all went pete tong.
First one phone rang, then the other, and they even were on the phone each at the same time, again and again - it got so ridiculous that I went limp, and complained, the blonde reached over put her tongue down my throat and said "just a minute baby" while the dark haired one then got up and started talking on the phone. The dark haired one then sat back down, took my knob and started tossing me off suggesting I "finish now in my mouth so I can go" - she had another punter waiting. I still had a good 50 minutes remaining, and had no intention of busting my nut just yet, and said as much. She then turned all glum looking which really put me off - the blonde then she'd give me extra special treatment if I allowed her friend to leave - which muggings then agreed to (she was being more of a hindrance and annoyance hence I agreed (plus I was half pissed and desperate to concentrate on the blonde)
Anyway to cut a long story short, the following 30 odd minutes were her on the phone, me eating her out - while she was on the phone, me getting her to wank me off with her feet - while she was on and off the phone, her blowing me, while she was on and off the phone - speaking, checking and texting, and me fucking her in various positions while she was on the phone. I stayed as I wanted to get at least some money's worth, and because she was sexy, I eventually came in her mouth and she spat it out in the sink. I was all the while complaining and she kept saying sorry, the alcohol gave me some drive and constitution and patience otherwise i'd have been gone ages before - in fact, I'd never have walked into that sleazy place - which seems to be a B&B cum Brothel - if I had been sober.
Anyway, I got dressed, told her that she was nice, friendly, sexy, but the whole xperience was shit because of her inability to understand and honour the fact that I as a punter had her booked for an hour, I even wasted £60 on her mate for 5 minutes, and waived that and told her as much at the time and when I was about to leave to reiterate. She apologised, gave me a parting wet tonguing kiss and asked me to book her All night next time!!! This girl must've been on something or demented to keep up her admittedly cheerful and sexy attitude while completely fucking me off.
Anyway, not a complete disaster but one to avoid - because the whole thing is ruined by her being on the phone, and everything else I described, along with the completely seedy dodgy location.
Guys will probably say I have been an idiot - and I have, even going into that place was foolhardy - but it was an experience and I can only warn others.