Linda - Bayswater massage - underwhelming

[abikeman]

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Paid £60/hr. Comms straightforward once I'd jumped through the hoops sending email to get contact details. Apartment tiny, untidy and grim. No toilet - had to use one on landing on the way up.

There have been so many reviews that I figured must be worth the trip. But whole experience was just somewhat underwhelming.
Not negative as the negatives have been well documented - horrible & tiny apartment, terrible teeth and frankly not very attractive SP, no touching allowed, no kissing, no nipple licking or any other interaction that is often available in B2B etc etc...I guess I was expecting something spectacular to make up for them. The massage was fine, not great. The HE was good and extended but nothing incredible; just a good handjob.

At least at £60 per hr it is cheap in the current environment. But VFM? I'd rather pay a bit more and get a lot more. Neutral.

[welby]

Yes op I do understand your predicament and frustration in this situation, some of us are already aware of Linda's no touching pussy and nipple rules, so we just attend, and keep our hands to ourselves if we can and allow Linda to perform  her explosive edging and Ingham massage on us... it's the price we pay for her shortcomings and what makes us come back for more...

[tantraman]

... terrible teeth and frankly not very attractive SP ...

... all bodyshots collected here

[titanph]

Agreed with Welby. We know the shortcomings, but at £60 an hour, if i want to lay back and have a girl slowly bring me to orgasm after a bit of a massage I can't think of many better. Almost, the not allowing to touch means i'm not cranking my neck or focusing on trying to grab as much as i can so i really do lay back and enjoy.

[Joran]

I stop seeing her since she is in that tiny room. Does anyone have a recommendation for a similar service but cleaner premises please? I am looking for slow edging hand job, I don't care much about the massage or being able to touch the girl. Thank you

[welby]

I recall someone earlier recommended MiaMoist as probably the closest to providing the services similar to Linda...it might be worth checking her out.