Kristen - MissKDD

[Clooney]

I saw Miss KDD this evening for a two hour incall at a convenient hotel within short walking distance of a major London station. £350 paid. A good bit more than I usually pay.

No idea what all the fuss is about at all. Not all that great in my book...
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Nah, I'm joking!

Every word that has been written about her is true. She's fucking awesome! I mean really fucking awesome!

She's gorgeous. She has the type of body I go nuts for because this girl has curves. She's got a body made for hardcore sex with an arse like you'd see in a Buttman movie, remarkably slim waist for a girl with such an arse. Great boob job. If I didn't know better it would have fooled me, and I've seen countless boob jobs over the years.

And she's pretty too. Lovely eyes and lips. Dirty, dirty mare though. Great! I loved it!

We exchanged a few emails over prospective dates and eventually got one that matched up. We spoke the day before the meeting so that I could be sure that she was OK with everything I wanted, and I found that conversation very useful. I think it made us both more at ease.

I had specific dress instructions and when she crossed the reception to greet me, she looked knockout. Her ultra-high heeled Louboutins and smart but sexy dress made her look like the sexiest girl at a meeting. The difference was that I'd asked her to wear no underwear and have her jewelled butt plug in her arse.

I also brought along a crystal martini glass for the specific purpose of drinking her squirt. This session was utterly filthy. Fur the two hours we were locked in that room we were depraved and debased. It was deliciously perverted. I got extremely turned on by the fact that anyone else in the hotel, if they knew what we were doing would have been either hugely envious or utterly disgusted. That's my kind of sex!

So in the time, we kicked off by me throwing Kristen to the bed before driving my tongue deep into her spotless, sweet tasting arsehole and rubbing her G-spot and  clit. She squirted for the first time that afternoon, and I continued to make her squirt all over my face before I spread some silicone lube over her arse and my cock (this is my favourite anal lube. It just slides right in easily) and began to slowly bugger her, gently at first then deeper with her legs over my shoulders. We looked into each other's eyes and muttered filthy encouragement to one another. She egged me on to go deeper and harder, resulting in me cumming into her arse (covered of course) the dirty little madam still feasted on the spunk from the condom and we shared a very spermy kiss.

Between my pops I was dedicated to making her squirt as often as possible, using hands, toys
And tongue. She squirted multiple times, all over my face, in my mouth and all over the bed. She made me cum another two times through extremely deep throat and greedily guzzled my spunk down.

At this point I really thought that she had done for me, but between me making her squirt more, her wanking away, she made me rise again. I tried one more time with her on top, but just when I though I was spent, she buried her face in the bed with her sexy big heart shaped arse in the air and I slipped right up her arsehole again. Balls deep.

This is when I got a little bit into my dom side, but she and I were both aware of limits. I really went to town, fucking her deep and hard in the arse, then her pussy then her arse and so on. She was very vocally urging me on and I was telling her exactly what a dirty little whore she was. We both got off on this. This girl can take an arse pounding, let me tell you.

So I think I came four times in two hours, but it might have been five. It is all a but of a blur. What I will say is that it has been a long time since I've managed more than 3 times in 2 hours and even that is optimistic.

In 2 hours we...

Fucked vaginally twice
Fucked anally twice
Snowballed
Kristen squirted numerous times. Like, maybe a dozen times. It is crazy stuff! Her juices are clear and fragrant and completely delicious
I drank her squirt from the martini glass
Lots of dirty talking, spit play, etc.

Despite the description above which may make you think she's just a sex maniac, she is an absolutely lovely girl. She may be beyond the limits of some, but she's something else if you get to see her. My advice is to communicate clearly and openly in advance of your meeting. If you take a bit of time up front, I think it really pays off. Top girl.

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[iPad3]

Like you said.....don't know what all the fuss is about, just an average punt!!

[Clooney]

Maybe average for her as she's a game girl, but not average for me!

If only quality like this was more like the norm, but she is a special performer.

[hendrix]

Yeah, I don't know why I bother seeing her so often. It's obvious I'm touting for an average prossie

[Puntsmith]

I've read so much positive feedback on this forum for MissKDD but I've not got around to booking a session with her yet.  I can see that her AW profile has her feedback blocked and no FR for someone with so many ratings - this is normally a red flag but I trust the reviews/comments from you guys on here much more than AW feedback.

Can anyone describe what she looks like?  Perhaps as a likeness to somebody well known?

£275 for 90mins is a bit steep to go in blind!

[Clooney]

Yeah, I don't know why I bother seeing her so often. It's obvious I'm touting for an average prossie

I first thought that iPad3 was being snidey about her, but I see that he's actually seen her so I can only assume he's being tongue in cheek.

Nobody but nobody, having experienced her could possibly ever say that she was remotely average. She's dynamite.

If not my top filthy punt of all time, she's easily in the top 3, and I've been with around 200 prossies over the years at a conservative estimate. Factor in civvies and the number is more like 300.

So basically she is in my top 1% of all time of any girl.

That is not an average performer, that is a superstar!

[Clooney]

I've read so much positive feedback on this forum for MissKDD but I've not got around to booking a session with her yet.  I can see that her AW profile has her feedback blocked and no FR for someone with so many ratings - this is normally a red flag but I trust the reviews/comments from you guys on here much more than AW feedback.

Can anyone describe what she looks like?  Perhaps as a likeness to somebody well known?

£275 for 90mins is a bit steep to go in blind!

It has been well noted that she looks like Kristen Dunst and in can see the passing resemblance.

In the absence of another suitable likeness this is a decent yardstick, but when I had her arse up and balls deep in her bum, and after she had given me sloppy, spitty, drool covered deep throat, her makeup was all over her face, so imagine if you suddenly found out that Kristen Dunst's hot little sister was a total sexaholic slut and you might be there.

I loved her body, but that's because I love that body type. As I said, she is built like a Buttman star. A big, shapely, firm, tanned heart-shaped arse with a waist that is slimmer than usual for that body type. Excellent natural feeling boob job, but she has really pretty eyes and a lovely smile. It's not just about her being a little filth monkey, she's pretty, personable and great to converse with.

Yes, she is steep but worth it IMO. Frankly how she managed to get me to rise after 90 minutes of intense filth to be able to give her a sustained and pounding anal fuck, is a mystery. It is years since I've cum four times in a session.

I can only offer my own experience, but as gambles go on your part it would be as near to assure thing as you'd get.

[Puntsmith]

 
Nice one Clooney!  Hotlisted and will hopefully get to have a dirty session with her soon!

[hendrix]

I first thought that iPad3 was being snidey about her, but I see that he's actually seen her so I can only assume he's being tongue in cheek.

Nobody but nobody, having experienced her could possibly ever say that she was remotely average. She's dynamite.

If not my top filthy punt of all time, she's easily in the top 3, and I've been with around 200 prossies over the years at a conservative estimate. Factor in civvies and the number is more like 300.

So basically she is in my top 1% of all time of any girl.

That is not an average performer, that is a superstar!

Yep, I have been with hundreds of prossies over the years and she's easily top three for me. The other two retired

[vegg1e]

Always had a top class time with her.
So friendly, easy to talk/discuss with, great attitude and no holes barred 

Definitely my top girl.

[Quesadilla]

Really been struggling with the no pics thing but the absolutely consistent top rate reviews and the squirting has definitely tipped the balance. Squirting is a major bucket-list item for me and Kristen sounds fucking awesome!!

Having just recently discovered the joys of VFM <£101 punts I'm going to put what I save towards my Kristen-fucking fund! 

Thanks all for the recent reviews! Exactly why cum here.

[TreyWalker]

Is her but really like a butman video girl?

I've always considered seeing miss KDD but the high starting price has always put me off. But I've always wanted to see a WG that squirts and if she has a bubble but and small waist that may have just clinched it.

[hendrix]

Is her but really like a butman video girl?

I've always considered seeing miss KDD but the high starting price has always put me off. But I've always wanted to see a WG that squirts and if she has a bubble but and small waist that may have just clinched it.

Yep, as Clooney described, heart shaped curvy butt and small waist 

[TreyWalker]

If I didn't have a booking with platinum cindy this month, id take the plunge.

If I want to see her in December, would you recommend trying to message her now to arrange a punt?

[hendrix]

If I didn't have a booking with platinum cindy this month, id take the plunge.

If I want to see her in December, would you recommend trying to message her now to arrange a punt?

Definitely, especially if it's incall, she usually needs notice to sort out venue.

[Clooney]

Yep, as Clooney described, heart shaped curvy butt and small waist 

That's what's so great about her.

She's a very girly girl, but her Buttman arse means that she takes anal with gusto and enjoyment, and in my final pop, at her encouragement I really gave it to her.

She was making that low, filthy moan I'm sure you are familiar with, her mascara was all over the bed cover, I was pulling her hair and calling her a filthy cow (all agreed prior. If anyone is thinking of doing this with her, agree boundaries in advance! She's completely filthy minded, but still needs a bit of trust and goodwill in advance I think. Not you Hendrix. You're a seasoned KDD campaigner!)

What was really horny was when I fucker her anally in two positions - legs pinned back and doggie - I could watch by cock disappear from tip to base right up her arse. Surprisingly for such a game girl, her little dirtbox is tight, smooth, pretty and fragrant.

I honestly think that the only girl I've buggered as hard and intensely was Russian RoXXy about ten years ago. Not even a very close lady with whom I had fierce anal sex with a couple of times a week comes close.

I'm going to regret saying all this because she'll probably be booked up now, but I'm definitely making her a regular girl from now on.

[hendrix]

I remember Roxxy very well! Had some great filthy punts with her years ago.. Duo with Angie George was particularly memorable!

[Clooney]

Yeah, she was great. An absolute Eastern dynamo.

I think Kristen trumps her though. Amongst other reasons for the fact that she morphs from sweet girlie girl to total cock hungry nympho at a blink.

When she walked out of the hotel with me into the rush hour, I could easily have been with a work client and nobody would have batted an eyelid.

I had to pinch myself to convince myself that 10 minutes prior we were fucking like a pair of dirty animals, ensconced from the outside world (apart from the two maintenance men outside our room who MUST have heard us. Something that gave both me and Kristen a bit of a thrill I think.

[The happy one]

Finally booked in in November.

God I can not wait

Don't want to read any reviews as I want to be surprised

But  I want plans

[TreyWalker]

My booking has been made. Let's see what all the fuss is about?

[Clooney]

How long did you guys book for?

[TreyWalker]

An hour and a half. I always book hour or less with a girl I've not punter with before. Only reason I did hour and a half with cindy first time was because of VFM.

KDD is expensive in comparison so lowest amount of time it is for now.

[monstar]

I'm an extremely vanilla punter but am now wanting to get more adventurous and filthy. I'm contemplating booking Miss KDD for a couple of hours especially as a squirter and anal is on my to-do list.

Should I jump straight in the deep end with Miss KDD or work my way up starting with a GFE girl who offers anal?

[NightKid]

I'm an extremely vanilla punter but am now wanting to get more adventurous and filthy. I'm contemplating booking Miss KDD for a couple of hours especially as a squirter and anal is on my to-do list.

Should I jump straight in the deep end with Miss KDD or work my way up starting with a GFE girl who offers anal?

Maybe ease yourself into it first. Anal was not all that cracked up to be for me, when I popped my A cherry ... even got brown bits on the rubber. 
And many don't seem too fussed about it either so I reckon it's one of those 'good if it's an option, doesn't matter if it's not' deal.

As for Miss KDD, I think punters like her for the filth factor, above everything else, and the fact that she squirts a lot. Probably the best question to ask yourself is; do you enjoy the more hardcore aspects of sex?

[Clooney]

Maybe ease yourself into it first. Anal was not all that cracked up to be for me, when I popped my A cherry ... even got brown bits on the rubber. 
And many don't seem too fussed about it either so I reckon it's one of those 'good if it's an option, doesn't matter if it's not' deal.

As for Miss KDD, I think punters like her for the filth factor, above everything else, and the fact that she squirts a lot. Probably the best question to ask yourself is; do you enjoy the more hardcore aspects of sex?

Sound advice. You don't know how you'll like certain stuff until you try it out. I am a complete (but very respectful) pervert so I know that no matter how freaky the sex gets, I'm perfectly at home.

This is in no way meant to denigrate the original poster who says he is vanilla. Different strokes for different folks and it is all relative. The fact that he punts suggests that he's not as vanilla as he thinks he is. If the general population are a 2/10 in the filth stakes and I'm a 7 or 8, he's probably a 4. So twice as kinky as joe average.

Do what makes you feel most comfortable and as long as everyone enjoys themselves, who gives a fuck what anyone thinks?

[Clooney]

An hour and a half. I always book hour or less with a girl I've not punter with before. Only reason I did hour and a half with cindy first time was because of VFM.

KDD is expensive in comparison so lowest amount of time it is for now.

Seems sensible to me.

[TreyWalker]

Sensible now. Wait until I've had the punt and I'm wishing I booked more time.

[Quesadilla]

Jumped on the bandwagon (no insult intended to MissKDD!) and booked her for 2 hours at the end of October.  There are a few things on my sexual bucket list that I feel Kristen can help me with, so in for a penny in for an arse pounding! 

[hendrix]

Jumped on the bandwagon (no insult intended to MissKDD!) and booked her for 2 hours at the end of October.  There are a few things on my sexual bucket list that I feel Kristen can help me with, so in for a penny in for an arse pounding! 

  

[mdcrowe]

I know this lady is very highly rated, and even at her high prices she has an AW rating of 207 (and counting), but does she really squirt? How can one tell if it is squirt or urine?

For a lady to squirt, she has to be at the height of her sexual pleasure, just like when men ejaculate. Obviously us men cannot fake ejaculation, but can squirting be faked? What if it really is urine?

Let's accept it, whether we like it or not, WGs never enjoy sex. It is work for them. Genuine squirting can only be achieved through genuine female arousal and pleasure which WGs can never achieve through the boredom of what they do day in day out.

I find it hard to believe that a WG can enjoy sex so much that she would really squirt.

What distinguishes a good WG from a bad one is how well they can act. If they pretend to enjoy sex, then the punter goes away happy, having enjoyed two-way sex. If the WG is mechanical and boring, then obviously she is a bad actress.

Perhaps Miss KDD is just a good actress, but I wonder where the squirt comes from.

I would spend £275 an hour to see her, although it is out of my budget; but not if she is going to splash urine on my face or use some hidden water pump somewhere!

WGs enjoying sex is a myth. The ones in porn movies are just acting, as are the ones in real life.

[Quesadilla]

I know this lady is very highly rated, and even at her high prices she has an AW rating of 207 (and counting), but does she really squirt? How can one tell if it is squirt or urine?

For a lady to squirt, she has to be at the height of her sexual pleasure, just like when men ejaculate. Obviously us men cannot fake ejaculation, but can squirting be faked? What if it really is urine?

Let's accept it, whether we like it or not, WGs never enjoy sex. It is work for them. Genuine squirting can only be achieved through genuine female arousal and pleasure which WGs can never achieve through the boredom of what they do day in day out.

I find it hard to believe that a WG can enjoy sex so much that she would really squirt.

What distinguishes a good WG from a bad one is how well they can act. If they pretend to enjoy sex, then the punter goes away happy, having enjoyed two-way sex. If the WG is mechanical and boring, then obviously she is a bad actress.

Perhaps Miss KDD is just a good actress, but I wonder where the squirt comes from.

I would spend £275 an hour to see her, although it is out of my budget; but not if she is going to splash urine on my face or use some hidden water pump somewhere!

WGs enjoying sex is a myth. The ones in porn movies are just acting, as are the ones in real life.

IMHO although many WG's are no doubt "just in it for the money" I do believe that in order to actually be successful in the sex industry (as opposed to just getting by) a WG does need to really enjoy sex.  Why on earth would you pick a job that involves having sex over and over again if you actually don't enjoy it at all?

That said, no matter how high someone's sex drive is sometimes you're going to enjoy sex more, sometimes you're going to enjoy it less, and you're going to be with guys who really aren't your type who you have no genuine chemistry, or worse just treat you like a piece of meat.  In those cases I guess being a good actress will help get through the punt without letting on how disgusted you are by the guy pumping away on top of you. 

But no matter how good an actress a WG is she can't fake certain reactions like nipples hardening, pussy getting wet, flushed neck / chest / face - those are automatic signs of arousal / enjoyment and I've experienced them in all of my best punts.  I've also had the pleasure of being squirted on / pee'd on. 

In answer to your question - ultimately if someone is healthy and drinks lots of water their pee will be clear, odorless and tasteless much like ejaculate fluids.  As female ejaculate passes out of the pee hole it will almost certainly contain traces of pee, so even if you find the real Muppet - which by your own admission is impossible anyway - then you are still being pee'd on so if that bothers you I would steer well clear of ladies who list female ejaculation on their profile! 

Re MissKDD I really didn't think she was that good of an actress at all and she pissed all over me.

[carlisle78]

Let's accept it, whether we like it or not, WGs never enjoy sex. It is work for them. Genuine squirting can only be achieved through genuine female arousal and pleasure which WGs can never achieve through the boredom of what they do day in day out.

Bollocks to WGs never enjoy sex. Not all of them do. Not all of them don't. But some clearly do - especially if it is with the right client.

Having met Kristen many times I think she is one of those who genuinely does like it.

There are also plenty of articles on the net talking about female ejaculate - and how it differs from piss.

If there was ever anyone in the world who can convince the doubters about female ejaculate it's Kristen.

Spend the (£275??) - it will be worth it!

[Stealthshagger]

I know this lady is very highly rated, and even at her high prices she has an AW rating of 207 (and counting), but does she really squirt? How can one tell if it is squirt or urine?

For a lady to squirt, she has to be at the height of her sexual pleasure, just like when men ejaculate. Obviously us men cannot fake ejaculation, but can squirting be faked? What if it really is urine?

Let's accept it, whether we like it or not, WGs never enjoy sex. It is work for them. Genuine squirting can only be achieved through genuine female arousal and pleasure which WGs can never achieve through the boredom of what they do day in day out.

I find it hard to believe that a WG can enjoy sex so much that she would really squirt.

What distinguishes a good WG from a bad one is how well they can act. If they pretend to enjoy sex, then the punter goes away happy, having enjoyed two-way sex. If the WG is mechanical and boring, then obviously she is a bad actress.

Perhaps Miss KDD is just a good actress, but I wonder where the squirt comes from.

I would spend £275 an hour to see her, although it is out of my budget; but not if she is going to splash urine on my face or use some hidden water pump somewhere!

WGs enjoying sex is a myth. The ones in porn movies are just acting, as are the ones in real life.

I have had some experiences where the wgs definitely enjoy it. some start off normal wetness, and after some stroking and foreplay etc get very wet. hard to fake a vagina getting very wet inside during stroking and just fingering. for me, I do the anal pulse test in doggie. If she is moaning and acting like she is coming, I expect her anus to pulse and spasm, as that is what occurs during orgasm.  I doubt wgs bother with faking to that degree.

having said that, the majority of wg orgams with me have been faked for sure. unless my fingers have an almost instant midas touch. the faking orgasms after 30 seconds is ridiculous. no need for wetness or anal pulse observation to know that. ooo ooo dahlink aaaah yes baby YEEEEeeeeeesss s s. Hold on, Im still getting my trousers off, Olga.

[mdcrowe]

I have had some experiences where the wgs definitely enjoy it. some start off normal wetness, and after some stroking and foreplay etc get very wet. hard to fake a vagina getting very wet inside during stroking and just fingering.

Have you ever heard of lube? These ladies push lube high up inside and when it starts slipping downwards, us fools think they are getting wet.

I always eat out my ladies. I start off with a not so wet Vagina that is almost tasteless. Then as time goes by it gets wetter and tastes usually of strawberries or chocolate or some other flavour. Are you saying vaginal secretions smell and taste like strawberries and chocolates? This is just flavoured lube that is making its way down due to gravity!

These ladies are professionals. It is their job to act. Some act better than others. Kristen must be a good actress. No lady can enjoy sex the way Kristen is described in various reviews. Paying £275 an hour to watch an act is way too much for me. Kristen is an actress like all others, and there is no way she is fooling me at £275 per hour.

The internet is full of articles and evidence, including ladies' own admissions that confirm that WGs can NEVER EVER enjoy sex.

[hendrix]

Have you ever heard of lube? These ladies push lube high up inside and when it starts slipping downwards, us fools think they are getting wet.

I always eat out my ladies. I start off with a not so wet Vagina that is almost tasteless. Then as time goes by it gets wetter and tastes usually of strawberries or chocolate or some other flavour. Are you saying vaginal secretions smell and taste like strawberries and chocolates? This is just flavoured lube that is making its way down due to gravity!

These ladies are professionals. It is their job to act. Some act better than others. Kristen must be a good actress. No lady can enjoy sex the way Kristen is described in various reviews. Paying £275 an hour to watch an act is way too much for me. Kristen is an actress like all others, and there is no way she is fooling me at £275 per hour.

The internet is full of articles and evidence, including ladies' own admissions that confirm that WGs can NEVER EVER enjoy sex.

Would you let her "fool you" at, say, £100 per hour then? Just curious, as I wouldn't pay a penny to be "fooled" Each to their own though 

Regarding her never enjoying it, I'm afraid I can only You've obviously had some terrible experiences, but that's what UKP is here for

Finally, in your excellent review of NaughtySlutSoph, you said she really enjoys what she does. Were you lying? Or were you fooled?

[smiths]

Have you ever heard of lube? These ladies push lube high up inside and when it starts slipping downwards, us fools think they are getting wet.

I always eat out my ladies. I start off with a not so wet Vagina that is almost tasteless. Then as time goes by it gets wetter and tastes usually of strawberries or chocolate or some other flavour. Are you saying vaginal secretions smell and taste like strawberries and chocolates? This is just flavoured lube that is making its way down due to gravity!

These ladies are professionals. It is their job to act. Some act better than others. Kristen must be a good actress. No lady can enjoy sex the way Kristen is described in various reviews. Paying £275 an hour to watch an act is way too much for me. Kristen is an actress like all others, and there is no way she is fooling me at £275 per hour.

The internet is full of articles and evidence, including ladies' own admissions that confirm that WGs can NEVER EVER enjoy sex.

As ever it will depend on the individual WG whether she enjoys sucking and fucking punters, it cant be generalised down to saying none ever enjoy it, some might sometimes, some might never, some might most of the time in reality though i doubt many do most of the time.

 I do agree some WGs are very good actors and have every working day they do to perfect their act and the good ones can be very convincing as i know. Personally if a WG really does enjoy herself great, if she doesnt putting on a good act is just fine with me.

[mdcrowe]

Would you let her "fool you" at, say, £100 per hour then? Just curious, as I wouldn't pay a penny to be "fooled" Each to their own though 

Regarding her never enjoying it, I'm afraid I can only You've obviously had some terrible experiences, but that's what UKP is here for

Finally, in your excellent review of NaughtySlutSoph, you said she really enjoys what she does. Were you lying? Or were you fooled?

Hendrix, thank you for your comments about my review on Soph. Since then I have had three miserable punts that gives the impression that most (if not all) are just faking things. Maybe Soph was faking it too. It is something maybe I didn't notice at that time. We men have a habit of thinking with our dicks and not our brains.

Maybe we all are naive and get fooled easily. Logic tells me that if WGs were enjoying sex, we would not be the ones paying for it.

As for Kristen, all what I have read seems too good to be true. I am not saying your reports on her are not true but maybe she faked things and in the heat of the moment you failed to notice the reality.

[mdcrowe]

As ever it will depend on the individual WG whether she enjoys sucking and fucking punters, it cant be generalised down to saying none ever enjoy it, some might sometimes, some might never, some might most of the time in reality though i doubt many do most of the time.

 I do agree some WGs are very good actors and have every working day they do to perfect their act and the good ones can be very convincing as i know. Personally if a WG really does enjoy herself great, if she doesnt putting on a good act is just fine with me.

Smiths, valid points. I punt because I enjoy it, and only when the lady I am with enjoys it. Whether it is an act is not much of an issue, but sometimes I think that us guys are insulting ourselves in allowing these ladies to think that we are so stupid in believing their fake moans and orgasms. What I find insulting to myself is the thought of me walking outside the door after a punt and guessing that the WG would be laughing her ass off at fooling yet another dumb bloke into thinking she had multiple orgasms with him. The thought of these WGs thinking of us guys as having IQs below those of monkeys is doing injustice to us all.

The other day, I saw a very famous escort. She faked her orgasms and tasted of strawberries down there, all the time moaning and yelling that I was constantly getting her wet. The idea was to get me extremely horny with such filthy talk, so that I could finish soon and then the next client would be ready. A very sad but true state of affairs.

[hendrix]

Hendrix, thank you for your comments about my review on Soph. Since then I have had three miserable punts that gives the impression that most (if not all) are just faking things. Maybe Soph was faking it too. It is something maybe I didn't notice at that time. We men have a habit of thinking with our dicks and not our brains.

Maybe we all are naive and get fooled easily. Logic tells me that if WGs were enjoying sex, we would not be the ones paying for it.

As for Kristen, all what I have read seems too good to be true. I am not saying your reports on her are not true but maybe she faked things and in the heat of the moment you failed to notice the reality.

Understood, and I'm sorry you've had some shit punts since Sophie. That's always depressing, hope you have a better one soon!

As for Kristen, I can only say I've seen her hundreds of times, including overnights and trips abroad.  She definitely isn't getting a water pump through customs! A good example of why I know she's enjoying it is during my "down" time, she'll sometimes start wanking herself while watching porn on the laptop until she comes or squirts

No reason to do that unless she's having a good time, I haven't asked her to do that, she's just horny and wants to keep going!

Of course there are escorts that fake it. Probably the majority, I'd guess. But, the very best are the very best because they are as filthy or indeed filthier than the punter. 

[smiths]

Smiths, valid points. I punt because I enjoy it, and only when the lady I am with enjoys it. Whether it is an act is not much of an issue, but sometimes I think that us guys are insulting ourselves in allowing these ladies to think that we are so stupid in believing their fake moans and orgasms. What I find insulting to myself is the thought of me walking outside the door after a punt and guessing that the WG would be laughing her ass off at fooling yet another dumb bloke into thinking she had multiple orgasms with him. The thought of these WGs thinking of us guys as having IQs below those of monkeys is doing injustice to us all.

The other day, I saw a very famous escort. She faked her orgasms and tasted of strawberries down there, all the time moaning and yelling that I was constantly getting her wet. The idea was to get me extremely horny with such filthy talk, so that I could finish soon and then the next client would be ready. A very sad but true state of affairs.

My point is i wouldnt know for 100% certain whether a WG is enjoying it so her acting she is is just fine with me if she isnt.

Those that fake moan and similar that makes it obvious its an act are bad actresses and may not get my return custom. I have even had WGs start the fake moans BEFORE i had even touched them, now i am not that good, or indeed good at all so that put me right off them.

And as i know from parties some punters delude themselves into believing they have made the WG cum and she had a great time. Now if those punters go away feeling good about themselves sometimes ignorance can be bliss. I personally need to know a woman inside out to be definite they have really cum or not, i dont know any WG that well so it take it with a huge pinch of salt if they say they have cum. And it doesnt bother me whether they have or not, they are WGs not girlfriends so ultimately it doesnt matter to me.

[akauya]

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 Logic tells me that if WGs were enjoying sex, we would not be the ones paying for it.

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I believe your logic is flawed. Yes, some women (especially the married ones) do go off sex but on the whole women enjoy sex as much as men do. Some of these women end up working as prostitutes. Of course there will be some prostitutes who do this job exclusively for the money but not all of them.

I know of very active swingers who decided they might as well get paid for it instead of giving it away for free. Good career choice I'd say.

Smiths, valid points. I punt because I enjoy it, and only when the lady I am with enjoys it. Whether it is an act is not much of an issue, but sometimes I think that us guys are insulting ourselves in allowing these ladies to think that we are so stupid in believing their fake moans and orgasms. What I find insulting to myself is the thought of me walking outside the door after a punt and guessing that the WG would be laughing her ass off at fooling yet another dumb bloke into thinking she had multiple orgasms with him. The thought of these WGs thinking of us guys as having IQs below those of monkeys is doing injustice to us all.

The other day, I saw a very famous escort. She faked her orgasms and tasted of strawberries down there, all the time moaning and yelling that I was constantly getting her wet. The idea was to get me extremely horny with such filthy talk, so that I could finish soon and then the next client would be ready. A very sad but true state of affairs.

Why would you worry about what the prossie thinks? You seem to be very bothered about her opinions or beliefs about you. If she makes excessive fake sounds just tell them to stop, you are the paying customer and you can politely ask her not to exaggerate or ask her to be quiet. Once you've done your business transaction it doesn't matter what she thinks. If she provided a good service that's good.

When I get plumbers to fix my toilets do I care what they think of me? No. I pay them to fix something, they fix it, they go that's it. For all I know the plumber is thinking shit about me but as long he's done a good job and I'm satisfied I don't care. I won't be worrying about his opinion if he thinks my house looks nice or shit like that.

Same with prossies, if they are good actors and give you a good "fantasy" for an hour so much the better. You had a good time, she's got your money - end of story.

[carlisle78]

The internet is full of articles and evidence, including ladies' own admissions that confirm that WGs can NEVER EVER enjoy sex.

Oh come on!

You're a victim of confirmation bias - searching out stuff on the Internet that only confirms your opinion and ignoring any stuff that refutes it.

Of course some, probably quite a lot, don't enjoy sex - but you can't say all never ever do.

Kristen does. There are a few other girls who I've seen where I genuinely believe they do too.

[Stealthshagger]

Have you ever heard of lube? These ladies push lube high up inside and when it starts slipping downwards, us fools think they are getting wet.

I always eat out my ladies. I start off with a not so wet Vagina that is almost tasteless. Then as time goes by it gets wetter and tastes usually of strawberries or chocolate or some other flavour. Are you saying vaginal secretions smell and taste like strawberries and chocolates? This is just flavoured lube that is making its way down due to gravity!

These ladies are professionals. It is their job to act. Some act better than others. Kristen must be a good actress. No lady can enjoy sex the way Kristen is described in various reviews. Paying £275 an hour to watch an act is way too much for me. Kristen is an actress like all others, and there is no way she is fooling me at £275 per hour.

The internet is full of articles and evidence, including ladies' own admissions that confirm that WGs can NEVER EVER enjoy sex.

unless you are suggesting the woman has stored lubricant in her uterus to give birth to a complex and far fetched fantasy, this is absurd. If you are a grown man you will know what it is like when a woman gets wet whilst your fingers are inside her. Like I said, I am aware of when women fake it, as it isnt very convincing. And yes, I have heard of lube. But no, I have never heard of lube that looks and feels like a woman's secretions  that secretes from a woman's vagina gradually during stimulation in order to con the sexual partner. Or that stores itself so it happens for round two all over again, without the woman re applying it in the well known uterus lubricant storage facility for just such an event.  It must be expensive stuff. Was it developed by the KGB? or is it an absurdism?

[Quesadilla]

Hendrix, thank you for your comments about my review on Soph. Since then I have had three miserable punts that gives the impression that most (if not all) are just faking things. Maybe Soph was faking it too. It is something maybe I didn't notice at that time. We men have a habit of thinking with our dicks and not our brains.

Maybe we all are naive and get fooled easily. Logic tells me that if WGs were enjoying sex, we would not be the ones paying for it.

As for Kristen, all what I have read seems too good to be true. I am not saying your reports on her are not true but maybe she faked things and in the heat of the moment you failed to notice the reality.

Just because you've had some "miserable punts" is no reason to get on a complete downer on everyone else is it?  I notice you haven't reviewed these three punts only the positive one with Soph. I for one would be very interested in what has soured you so completely on WG's.

I personally have experienced varying degrees of enjoyment from WG's, from those who clearly aren't that into it, to those that are.  Quite happy to accept I could be kidding myself in some of those cases but as I said before there are some physical reactions which you just can't fake.  Having had many civvy shags I conclude that either some WG's are genuinely enjoying themselves or else all my civvy shags all know this exact same trick of hiding lube in their uterus on a slow-release.  Lube that tastes...I don't know how to describe it...I'm going to say it's a slightly fishy quality to it.  I'm with Stealtshagger on this one - all sounds very James Bond to me!   

[Clooney]

As this was originally my review which seems to have had some sceptics piggybacking onto it, I'd seriously suggest that we don't argue with them.

A number of people (I'm thinking at least six) on this board have met, have experienced and can vouch for both the phenomena of Kristen's squirting and her voracious enjoyment of sex.

An isolated member would be possibly bullshit.

A secondary member would be unusual.

A third member is highly unlikely to be the third bullshitter on the trot.

Forth, fifth sixth member confirming it independently and enthusiastically pretty much puts the matter beyond doubt.

If we are all being fooled, then we are either all totally stupid and gullible, or all all WGs are geniuses.

In light of overwhelming testimony, they remain dismissive... Good. Who cares? The lady in question is not short of willing clientele.

As an aside, the assertion about WGs not enjoying sex is bollocks if applied indiscriminately. My ex-was an infrequent WG, and she was enthusiastically sexual, so you cannot pain an entire group of people all the same.

[SamLP]

I've seen a fair few WG's that have enjoyed having sex. Some have even encouraged me to last long and not cum quickly. Not every girl orgasms during sex especially when she's seeing many men on a daily basis but if the chemistry is there and she is "treated well" she can get wet and enjoy being fucked. I ignore the orgasms, most are way too fake even if the girl is a good actor. Some moans are genuine, but most aren't. Who gives a fuck, as long as I'm enjoying the punt.

[unclesweetheart]

The other day I was with 2 girls and I knew one was aroused because female arousal smells quite strongly in a way lube doesn't. It's very like when you're in a pub or at a concert and you get a whiff of grass. Most WGs use lube because they have to have sex with guys they don't fancy. It's not rocket science, surely?

[squeezebox]

I've seen a fair few WG's that have enjoyed having sex. Some have even encouraged me to last long and not cum quickly. Not every girl orgasms during sex especially when she's seeing many men on a daily basis but if the chemistry is there and she is "treated well" she can get wet and enjoy being fucked. I ignore the orgasms, most are way too fake even if the girl is a good actor. Some moans are genuine, but most aren't. Who gives a fuck, as long as I'm enjoying the punt.

+1

I'm sure we aim to get different things from this punting hobby. That's one of them for me.

KDD seems to have a price established out of the range of most, of which the advantage would be she can offer a quality experience for those that she does see.

If I booked her, I'm more than aware, reading her reviews that she squirts like the bellagio fountain, it wouldn't be a priority for me during the punt but would enjoy the experience if it happened.

[mdcrowe]

I notice you haven't reviewed these three punts only the positive one with Soph. I for one would be very interested in what has soured you so completely on WG's.

I am not in the habit of posting negative reviews for fear of backlash. Now that you are interested in who those three ladies were, I will tell you.

The first one was someone called Amy Swallows. A complete clock watcher who loves to rush and get the client out ASAP. Ironically she was the one who seemed to be enjoying the most with her moans and multiple orgasms. She was the one with the strawberry lube.

The second one was Laryssa Ready to Play. Not a clock watcher but I felt as if I was with a dead body. No feelings at all.

The third one was a legend and is well reviewed here. I don't want to name her otherwise people will get upset. She was completely disinterested. Very sad indeed.

[mdcrowe]

The other day I was with 2 girls and I knew one was aroused because female arousal smells quite strongly in a way lube doesn't. It's very like when you're in a pub or at a concert and you get a whiff of grass. Most WGs use lube because they have to have sex with guys they don't fancy. It's not rocket science, surely?

I disagree on this one. Many, in fact, the majority of even the good ones use lube even before they have seen the punter who could have been Brad Pitt.