External Link/Members OnlyAfter Candice I fancied something a little less vigorous so opted for a massage and happy ending.
Read a few decent reviews about Siam in Harrogate and had spotted the shop previously driving by - not discrete at all with full emblazoned decorated shop front next to traffic lights with cars frequently backed up right outside. Text a few hours before and booked an hour at £55. I’d hoped for the girl in purple on the website but instead got the girl in black who was pretty dumpy and not my cup of tea but I was committed by this point.
Walked in and she appeared when I shouted hello. She seemed surprised to see me which was weird given I’d reconfirmed just half an hour before?
Into the back room, mat on the floor. Quite hard and obviously no hole for face which made it a bit disappointing and slightly uncomfortable. The massage wasn’t bad and she was fully dressed. After about half an hour I turn over - I was fully naked throughout - and had a raging boner. She kind of ignored it then sort of tapped it and asked if I’d like some help. £40 for happy ending. I said £30, she was adamant £40. Topless I asked? No that’s £60! I asked if I could see them first she said only if I pay £60 - it was hard to tell as tunic was right to the neck and top wasn’t flattering.
Asked me for the £40 (brain wasn’t working!) I stood up gave her £40 then said well, £50 for topless, she said okay.
Tunic off, pot belly, not great tits but hey ho, I was committed by this point.
A so so wank and pop and then into the shower and off.
£105 for a reasonable massage and so so topless wank by a 50 something that I wasn’t attracted to. You live and learn!
Won’t return
